Just because next to no one watched it (more people saw Jake call Damon Thayer a p-word on Twitter), here’s Rand Paul’s “response” to the President’s State of the Union Address:
Yes, it was worth noting this again. Just for the Obama Phones and Islamic Radicals bits.
This is a man who wants so badly to be mainstream that he can taste it. But he can’t for the life of him abandon his conspiracy theorist Daddy Ron mindset.