Let’s Allow Kentucky Wingnuts To Secede ASAP

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Knox County is apparently murder central these days. People are getting killed left and right and bodies are being dumped beside the road. [H-L]

Of course Kentucky wingnuts are dragging the state further into the pit of ridiculousness. The latest is a petition to secede from the United States because of the scary black man in the White House. [HuffPo & White House]

Someone should tell this woman what happens when you sue anonymous web trolls for defamation. She’ll be happy to know that once you get their names, they turn into little piss ants. [WKYT]

In his first interview since losing the election, Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) wouldn’t admit that voters rejected his economic vision and instead chalked up President Obama’s victory to a large turnout of the “urban vote.” [Think Progress]

This is just one of the very crazy things going down in Richmond these days. [Richmond Register]

After hearing ad nauseam about how Dumbocrats were totally going to ACORN it up this year it seems the only three people who actually tried to in-person vote fraud this year were Republicans. [Wonkette]

Ruh ro, everybody is starting to freak out in the 16th State Senate district. Because of confusion about how the Monroe County Republican Party executive committee was appointed, the Republican Party of Kentucky on Friday cancelled a nominating committee meeting scheduled for Saturday to choose a nominee to run for the vacated state senate seat of David Williams. [Ronnie Ellis]

The gays are coming to start marrying your women, fellas. So you better be askeerd. [HuffPo]

Food pantries in southern and western Kentucky are saying they don’t have enough supply to meet the growing demand – and Thanksgiving is approaching fast. [H-L]

One week after he and running mate Mittens Romney failed to deny President Barack Obama a second term in the White House, Paul Ryan said it’s too soon to talk about his political future — either in the Capitol or in terms of laying the groundwork for a presidential run. [Politico]

Until Eileen Smith saw the body of her son Joey Smith at Burnam & Son Mortuary on Monday morning, she held a sliver of hope that the body police found inside the trunk of her son’s white Lincoln on Saturday was someone else. [BGDN]