You Can Only Catch Flies With Honey, Jamie

Haha – Jamie Comer loves to do what has the appearance of impropriety. First it was admitting that he was terrified of the teabaggers and then paying them campaign dollars under the table. Now he’s firing bee keepers so he can hire his friend whose wife owns a beekeeping supply company. Funny how that works. Holly Harris is on your payroll, dude, and she has a strong b.s. detector. You should probably take advantage of her ability at some point. [H-L]

What would you do if your home, place of employment and entire community were wiped off the face of the earth by a tornado? Recovery in Eastern Kentucky will take a long time and only the Red Cross remains on the ground supporting the people who most need it. [Click Here To Give]

We hear that Keith Hall freaked out today and asked that his office in Frankfort be immediately relocated. He also wanted his wife to be monitored during the final days of the legislative session. What the hell kind of crazy crack is the man smoking these days? [Deep Frankfort Failures]

Kentucky mothers who lost children to abuse are going public to help prevent future deaths. [Debby Yetter]

Dick Cheney has a new heart, and is ready to tell the world of the darkness that is inside it. [Wonkette]

You can’t even live in Lexington these days without getting shot inside your own home. [H-L]

Why are the feds cracking down on marijuana in states that allow it? We don’t support weed but it seems silly even to us. [The Economist]

Have you ever listened to what Allen West has to say? If not, it’s highly entertaining. He’s like Bill Cosby mixed with Dick Cheney Mixed with about ten teabaggers mixed with Michele Bachmann’s denial mixed with a hateful meemaw. Lawwwwwwwd, he is crazy. [HuffPo]

At the Americas Summit, allies nudged the United States to change direction. This won’t make too many people happy. [NPR]

It would be highly entertaining watching Jim Gooch try to explain how Iceland may be able to harness the power of its volcanoes for energy exportation. [BBC]

We extended the Cornbread Mafia contest an additional day because of all the interest. This is your final call to jump in. [Page One]