Kimberly Greenwell, Embarrassing House Candidate

You know, I’ve said repeatedly that Kimberly Greenwell would be an absolute embarrassment of a candidate. Now that she’s running for the Democratic nod in the 33rd State House District, I’m putting my money where my mouth is. (Hopefully the prominent guy floating his name about everywhere will jump in the race.)

Throughout 2006 while we both worked for Steve Henry, I had hundreds of chat sessions with Greenwell. And exchanged even more emails. While I’ve only been able to scratch the surface while digging through them all, I figure it’s best to share with you what I’ve discovered so far.

I mean – beyond this story in Kathy Groob’s fake political publication used for the candidates she siphons money from. An hilarious story that proves just how out-of-touch and absent minded Greenwell is. Because, well, who holds their campaign kick-off event on the same night and during the same hours that U.S. Congressman John Yarmuth holds his public health care town hall? Yeah…

Anyway, let’s take a look at the highlights of several internet chat sessions.

On Crit Luallen:
Jake (7/25/2006 8:55:28 AM): Lemonysnip is related to Crit
Jake (7/25/2006 8:55:29 AM): I think
Kimberly Greenwell (7/25/2006 8:56:29 AM): Crit is fake
Kimberly Greenwell (7/25/2006 8:56:57 AM): she wasn’t all that nice to me when she introduced herself

Kimberly Greenwell (10/22/2006 10:04:34 PM): it is amazing this demforchage chick is an idiot
Kimberly Greenwell (10/22/2006 10:04:38 PM): I think it is crit
Kimberly Greenwell (10/22/2006 10:06:45 PM): the crit trolls are obviously out in full force
Kimberly Greenwell (10/22/2006 10:06:55 PM): i just posted a comment
Kimberly Greenwell (10/22/2006 10:08:03 PM): she really doesn’t have state id
Kimberly Greenwell (10/22/2006 10:08:19 PM): the only people that really no who she is are politicos

On Daniel Mongiardo being bisexual:
Kimberly Greenwell (8/10/2006 11:02:04 PM): does Daniel Mongiardo have a my space account
Jake (8/10/2006 11:02:22 PM): no
Jake (8/10/2006 11:02:24 PM): why?
Kimberly Greenwell (8/10/2006 11:02:33 PM): curious
Kimberly Greenwell (8/10/2006 11:03:33 PM): i heard a nice little rumour about him today
Jake (8/10/2006 11:03:38 PM): ruh ro
Jake (8/10/2006 11:03:46 PM): what did you hear?
Kimberly Greenwell (8/10/2006 11:03:50 PM): heard he is bisexual
Kimberly Greenwell (8/10/2006 11:04:02 PM): he like young boys and girls
Jake (8/10/2006 11:04:05 PM): that may be true. but he has a penchant for girls.
Kimberly Greenwell (8/10/2006 11:05:14 PM): we know for sure he likes young girls

Peep the rest of the juicy, juicy after the jump…

Kimberly trashed Brooke Pardue, a key Democratic Party player:
Jake (9/7/2006 11:44:12 PM): no, just aggravated at these people trashing Brooke Pardue of the Horne campaign
Jake (9/7/2006 11:47:42 PM): she was the deputy campaign manager
Kimberly Greenwell (9/7/2006 11:47:51 PM): ok…I heard about her
Jake (9/7/2006 11:47:53 PM): they’re claiming that she’s a control freak and always fucked things up
Kimberly Greenwell (9/7/2006 11:48:07 PM): i heard bad things
Kimberly Greenwell (9/7/2006 11:49:23 PM): i heard she seems nice…but is really a big “b” and has pissed a lot of local party people off
Jake (9/7/2006 11:51:39 PM): that’s definitely not true at all
Kimberly Greenwell (9/7/2006 11:53:25 PM): what is weird is that I have heard things about her regarding horne and I heard things from the local party…I didn’t realize it was about the same person until last week
Jake (9/7/2006 11:54:07 PM): Well, Brooke wasn’t in control of anything bad in Horneland so what you’ve heard just isn’t true
Kimberly Greenwell (9/7/2006 11:58:53 PM): I heard from various sources…none of which I’m disclosing that she gives a wonderful first impression
Kimberly Greenwell (9/7/2006 11:59:12 PM): but you soon realize that she is a wolf in sheeps clothing
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 12:00:06 AM): depends on how long you talk to her I guess…you don’t get really in depth at social/networking things
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 12:01:04 AM): I heard she has tried to force out a lot of the key older people in the party
Jake (9/8/2006 12:04:17 PM): Who said that??? You need to stop believing everything you hear.

On random dating:
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:32:17 AM): I had mahi mahi for dinner
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:32:24 AM): it was awesome
Jake (7/27/2006 12:32:36 AM): cool. where’d you go?
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:32:56 AM): O’Sheas…I had a date
Jake (7/27/2006 12:33:02 AM): cool deal.
Jake (7/27/2006 12:33:05 AM): Did the date go well?
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:33:22 AM): it was ok…he is not really my type
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:33:22 AM): he is really nice though
Jake (7/27/2006 12:33:37 AM): What’s your type?
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:33:38 AM): he is a good Mr. Right Now
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:34:00 AM): clean cut, business man
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:34:23 AM): he does remodeling and has an earring
Jake (7/27/2006 12:34:28 AM): no hippie liberal waiters?
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:34:39 AM): no
Jake (7/27/2006 12:34:46 AM): hey, I do remodeling and have an earring
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:35:08 AM): I found out today he has a couple tatoos to…not really feeling that or the earring
Jake (7/27/2006 12:35:12 AM): (okay, so I don’t really have an earring. but I remodeled my condo. moved a wall, did the cabinetry, tile.)
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:36:02 AM): he wants to start flipping houses
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:36:08 AM): which is cool
Jake (7/27/2006 12:36:15 AM): Maybe he’ll grow up to be a contractor-business owner-type who has his tattoos removed
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:36:33 AM): he’s 40
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:36:49 AM): well will be 40 in a few months
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:37:07 AM): from New York…met him at Starbucks
Jake (7/27/2006 12:37:38 AM): That darn Starbucks
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:38:25 AM): like I said…he’s fine for a Mr Right Now thing…I don’t see anything long term
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:42:45 AM): they are who they are…especiall at age 40
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:43:36 AM): he was a cop and in the airforce in a former life…he could be a dem
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:44:43 AM): he has 2 kids that live up norht…15 and 20
Jake (7/27/2006 12:45:33 AM): It’d be weird to have a child that’s 2/3 your age
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 12:47:20 AM): what is weird is that their is 10 years diffrence between me and him…and me and his son

On almost hooking up with some random guy:
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:32:50 PM): i just had the weirdest thing happen
Jake (7/27/2006 10:33:09 PM): did you drop your cell phone into the pool?
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:33:14 PM): i was on my way home and i had the top down on my car and this guy beside me starting flirting with me
Jake (7/27/2006 10:33:20 PM): haha
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:33:26 PM): and asked if i wanted to meet up somewhere
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:33:38 PM): he was cute so I said sure…where do you want to go
Jake (7/27/2006 10:33:57 PM): That’s insane.
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:34:18 PM): he said you pick…so i went to starbucks…he got out of his car and walked over to me and asked me if i wanted to drive around he didn’t like coffee
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:34:42 PM): i said no i didn’t think that would be a good idea…so he said i guess not…we can stay here and talk let me move my car
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:35:09 PM): he didn’t park it in a parking place…so i went inside and he left
Jake (7/27/2006 10:35:51 PM): weird
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:35:55 PM): i know
Jake (7/27/2006 10:35:57 PM): Do you carry pepper spray?
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:36:06 PM): no
Jake (7/27/2006 10:36:12 PM): Start.
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:36:30 PM): the guy was driving an audi convertible
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:36:46 PM): i have a sebring convertible
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:36:52 PM): we both had our tops down
Jake (7/27/2006 10:36:59 PM): Creeps can drive nice cars.
Jake (7/27/2006 10:37:02 PM): Did he have a wedding ring?
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:37:09 PM): i didn’t see one
Kimberly Greenwell (7/27/2006 10:38:35 PM): normally i would have said no thank…but for some reason i felt like saying yet

On being anti-Semitic and attacking Jonathan Miller’s faith:
Kimberly Greenwell (9/27/2006 7:24:58 PM): I made a mistake on the Miller date…it is next Thursday
Jake (9/27/2006 7:26:23 PM): that’s a bit of a relief – I’m really excited to get to go now, looking forward to his book
Kimberly Greenwell (9/27/2006 7:42:21 PM): i know…although it is just putting off misery for another week
Jake (9/27/2006 7:42:59 PM): um, I’m not sure about misery
Kimberly Greenwell (9/27/2006 7:43:29 PM): I really don’t want to go
Kimberly Greenwell (9/27/2006 7:43:47 PM): I hate it when people push religion on others
Kimberly Greenwell (9/27/2006 7:44:03 PM): what makes him even worse is that he is jewish
Kimberly Greenwell (9/27/2006 7:44:25 PM): does the jewish faith even follow the bible?
Kimberly Greenwell (9/27/2006 7:47:34 PM): this book is going to come back to bite him in the ars
Jake (9/27/2006 7:48:27 PM): eh, here in Kentucky if you so much as mention the bible you get elected
Kimberly Greenwell (9/27/2006 7:49:03 PM): he is going to get slammed if he runs for anything other than treas
Kimberly Greenwell (9/27/2006 7:49:45 PM): if he runs for gov…I’m going to slam him for touting bible verses when he doesn’t even believe in Jesus
Jake (9/27/2006 7:50:35 PM): both faiths are built on content in the bible
Kimberly Greenwell (9/27/2006 7:51:12 PM): yes…but still he acts like he is christian

On being a hotel snob:
Jake (7/31/2006 10:54:47 PM): Steve told me they’d be at Fancy Farm on Friday and Saturday
Kimberly Greenwell (7/31/2006 10:55:34 PM): I’m going to try to find a room tomorrow
Jake (7/31/2006 10:55:58 PM): let me know what you find that’s available
Kimberly Greenwell (7/31/2006 10:56:24 PM): will do
Jake (7/31/2006 11:04:54 PM): sorry. gotta take a quick shower. this heat has grossed me out.
Kimberly Greenwell (7/31/2006 11:28:28 PM): travelocity and expedia both show rooms still available
Jake (7/31/2006 11:30:01 PM): cool.
Kimberly Greenwell (7/31/2006 11:31:03 PM): I’m probably going to stay at Courtyard or Drury
Jake (7/31/2006 11:31:09 PM): okay.
Jake (7/31/2006 11:31:30 PM): what city are you searching for?
Jake (7/31/2006 11:31:35 PM): fancy farm? or mayfield?
Kimberly Greenwell (7/31/2006 11:31:49 PM): I thought it was in Paducha
Kimberly Greenwell (7/31/2006 11:31:54 PM): sorry Paducah
Jake (7/31/2006 11:31:59 PM): nah. fancy farm.
Jake (7/31/2006 11:32:04 PM): that’s the town name
Jake (7/31/2006 11:32:08 PM): and mayfield is pretty close
Jake (7/31/2006 11:35:10 PM): Okay.
Kimberly Greenwell (7/31/2006 11:35:29 PM): This city only has a Days Inn or a Super 8…this has to be a very bad joke someone is playing on me
Jake (7/31/2006 11:36:25 PM): HAHA
Jake (7/31/2006 11:36:27 PM): what a travesty!
Kimberly Greenwell (7/31/2006 11:36:35 PM): it is
Kimberly Greenwell (7/31/2006 11:37:57 PM): i’m a hotel snob
Kimberly Greenwell (7/31/2006 11:38:34 PM): i have a feeling this place is not going to have a bell boy

On flag burning:
Jake (8/1/2006 10:36:25 PM): Heather can’t give that flag burning speech to young folks anymore. The Young Dems are up in arms over her speech on Friday.
Kimberly Greenwell (8/1/2006 10:37:25 PM): I’m surprised she spoke on that topic…didn’t they table the bill since it didn’t pass this time
Jake (8/1/2006 10:38:10 PM): yeah
Kimberly Greenwell (8/1/2006 10:39:08 PM): well they need to get over it…its Heather…she is going to talk about veterans issues..it is her life work
Jake (8/1/2006 10:39:57 PM): young dems aren’t seeing it as a veteran’s issue…

On Bill Ryan being her man and more hatred of Crit Luallen:
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:07:16 PM): do you know bill ryan
Jake (8/5/2006 11:07:24 PM): yeah
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:07:25 PM): j hurst was there
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:07:30 PM): i love bill ryan
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:07:33 PM): he
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:07:41 PM): sorry he’s my man
Jake (8/5/2006 11:07:46 PM): He probably loves you (secretly).
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:08:00 PM): he does love me
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:08:10 PM): but what’s not to love..ha ha
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:08:44 PM): met a guy named Preston from Lexington…he specializes in field work
Jake (8/5/2006 11:09:16 PM): cool
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:09:16 PM): Weaver’s posse was their
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:09:34 PM): Preston’s hot
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:09:48 PM): J Hurst just gave him a job
Jake (8/5/2006 11:10:22 PM): with Weaver?
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:10:30 PM): not sure
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:11:08 PM): i think it has more a statewide feel to it
Kimberly Greenwell (8/5/2006 11:14:09 PM): crit’s speach wasn’t all that great…i really don’t care for her

On stealing internet access from her neighbors:
Kimberly Greenwell (8/12/2006 7:28:27 AM): I have a wireless card with my work laptop and my new one
Jake (8/12/2006 7:28:44 AM): I don’t mean wi-fi, but cellular broadband
Kimberly Greenwell (8/12/2006 7:28:45 AM): I “borrow
Jake (8/12/2006 7:29:00 AM): so you can be online in your car or where ever
Kimberly Greenwell (8/12/2006 7:29:13 AM): sorry “borrow” my neighbors wireless
Kimberly Greenwell (8/12/2006 7:29:27 AM): yes…as long as I have a wireless connection I can tap into
Jake (8/12/2006 7:30:05 AM): you can connect through your sprint phone
Jake (8/12/2006 7:30:11 AM): with a cable or bluetooth.

On Steve Henry announcing a running mate (See? He really was running for governor, despite lies to the contrary):
Kimberly Greenwell (8/13/2006 12:03:52 PM): check out my post to the first thread….I don’t know who it is but I know he has one…it is really close to party time
Jake (8/13/2006 12:04:11 PM): I saw about 30 minutes ago
Jake (8/13/2006 12:04:18 PM): just before I got eight phone calls about it
Kimberly Greenwell (8/13/2006 12:04:41 PM): cool…what are people saying
Jake (8/13/2006 12:04:53 PM): They want to know who it is.
Kimberly Greenwell (8/13/2006 12:05:09 PM): i don’t know who it is…steve is not talking
Kimberly Greenwell (8/13/2006 12:05:27 PM): i just know that he has one
Jake (8/13/2006 12:05:30 PM): I had to obfuscate and act like I couldn’t say anything.
Kimberly Greenwell (8/13/2006 12:05:48 PM): it is someone non political
Jake (8/13/2006 12:05:52 PM): people from the media and party leaders called me, mind you
Kimberly Greenwell (8/13/2006 12:06:10 PM): media? your boy toy
Kimberly Greenwell (8/13/2006 12:06:25 PM): what party leaders called
Jake (8/13/2006 12:07:13 PM): the few that I talk to on a regular basis
Kimberly Greenwell (8/13/2006 12:07:27 PM): magarido’s people
Jake (8/13/2006 12:07:40 PM): Mongiardo isn’t a party leader.

More on Steve Henry announcing a running mate:
Jake (8/14/2006 8:01:38 AM): So what made you think Steve was going to announce something today?
Kimberly Greenwell (8/14/2006 8:51:06 AM): I didn’t write that he was going to annouce today
Kimberly Greenwell (8/14/2006 8:51:20 AM): i just said that they were in for a big surprise
Kimberly Greenwell (8/14/2006 8:51:34 AM): I don’t know when he is going to annouce…but he does have a running mate
Jake (8/14/2006 8:52:25 AM): oh. I just went back and read it. people just assumed he was announcing.
Kimberly Greenwell (8/14/2006 8:53:19 AM): well the guy that does the Kentucky Progress put on his blog that Steve Herny was going to annuce today and Miller was going to be his running mate…both are false statements
Jake (8/14/2006 8:54:14 AM): Right.
Kimberly Greenwell (8/14/2006 8:54:55 AM): you should check out his blog..there are some steve haters there

On Greg Stumbo being a sell-out:
Kimberly Greenwell (8/27/2006 9:15:43 AM): hey…what’s up
Jake (8/27/2006 9:15:56 AM): just watching Stumbo fall apart
Kimberly Greenwell (8/27/2006 9:16:13 AM): I’m working on a post right now
Jake (8/27/2006 9:16:16 AM): I’ve been talking with several people close to him from my neck of the woods.
Kimberly Greenwell (8/27/2006 9:16:24 AM): it is going to beautiful
Kimberly Greenwell (8/27/2006 9:16:42 AM): he is not liked in the state right now
Kimberly Greenwell (8/27/2006 9:16:53 AM): i was in eastern and norther ky this weekend
Jake (8/27/2006 9:18:25 AM): He really, truly thinks people support him
Kimberly Greenwell (8/27/2006 9:18:53 AM): they did until he gave them the high hard one
Jake (8/27/2006 9:19:18 AM): even then it was just support in pursuit of Ernie
Jake (8/27/2006 9:19:41 AM): He literally threw away a Democratic stronghold in certain areas of the state
Kimberly Greenwell (8/27/2006 9:19:45 AM): yes…but it was still support…now he is a sell out
Jake (8/27/2006 9:21:15 AM): well, having worked with him during Andrew’s race, I don’t believe he’s a sell-out
Jake (8/27/2006 9:22:07 AM): He’s what we’d call selfish and power-hungry.
Kimberly Greenwell (8/27/2006 9:22:58 AM): i’d agree with that…i say that in my comment that I’m getting ready to publish
Jake (8/27/2006 9:23:13 AM): He didn’t sell out at all
Jake (8/27/2006 9:23:15 AM): this was planned
Jake (8/27/2006 9:23:37 AM): They plan everything and capitalize on quick publicity in the wrong way
Kimberly Greenwell (8/27/2006 9:24:22 AM): he sold out the party for himself

On doing the “drive of shame” after binge drinking:
Kimberly Greenwell (9/4/2006 7:35:25 PM): I tailgated
Kimberly Greenwell (9/4/2006 7:35:35 PM): than watched the game at a friends house
Kimberly Greenwell (9/4/2006 7:35:41 PM): than we went to saint’s
Kimberly Greenwell (9/4/2006 7:35:47 PM): walked to dutches
Kimberly Greenwell (9/4/2006 7:36:01 PM): walked back to their house
Kimberly Greenwell (9/4/2006 7:36:17 PM): did the drive of shame to the car around 11am
Kimberly Greenwell (9/4/2006 7:36:27 PM): ate and went back to sleep
Kimberly Greenwell (9/4/2006 7:36:37 PM): woke up about 4
Jake (9/4/2006 7:36:43 PM): drive of shame?
Kimberly Greenwell (9/4/2006 7:38:20 PM): drive of shame…going back to the bar the next day to get your car

Admitting I was doing work for Steve Henry, which she later lied about:
Kimberly Greenwell (9/6/2006 9:50:31 PM): working hard on Steve’s database
Jake (9/6/2006 11:57:13 PM): haha. you better believe it.
Jake (9/6/2006 11:57:31 PM): I’ll be finished with it by the end of the week. Maybe. It’s about 88989898980989082394808980980982309480980980980980980982093840928349234 (a lot) people.

On wishing Steve Henry would make an announcement:
Kimberly Greenwell (9/7/2006 4:30:40 PM): did you hear about trey wussn’ out
Jake (9/7/2006 4:31:15 PM): yeah. sean said something about it this weekend. then it went public.
Jake (9/7/2006 4:31:22 PM): (his website)
Jake (9/7/2006 4:31:36 PM): I guess he’s also sent around an e-mail or two. They’ve allegedly been leaked.
Kimberly Greenwell (9/7/2006 4:31:53 PM): he had a press confrence today
Kimberly Greenwell (9/7/2006 4:32:10 PM): i wish we could have one annocing something
Jake (9/7/2006 4:33:12 PM): no joke

Kimberly attacking David Hawpe and defending corrupt Steve Henry and Henry not liking it, begging me to back her up:
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:05:14 PM): my letter is on the cj’s website
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:05:24 PM): I’m surprised they printed it
Jake (9/8/2006 10:05:39 PM): Mine never get printed!!
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:06:02 PM): it was in the paper…it was online
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:06:32 PM): tell Steve you liked the letter…I don’t think he liked it that much
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:06:45 PM): he said it sounded like I thought he was guilty or something
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:06:54 PM): I don’t think it comes off like that
Jake (9/8/2006 10:10:13 PM): “Henry ‘extremely honest’ ???
Jake (9/8/2006 10:12:02 PM): they edited your letter
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:12:52 PM): they didn’t edit it…just gave it a title
Jake (9/8/2006 10:13:01 PM): they used elipses
Jake (9/8/2006 10:13:04 PM): so some of it was left out
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:13:32 PM): I’m going to relook at it
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:15:49 PM): he left out it is easy to throw stones at glass houses when you not the one under the microscope
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:16:02 PM): they left out a lot
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:16:39 PM): fuckers
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:16:43 PM): i hate hawpe
Jake (9/8/2006 10:17:05 PM): he met with Mike Bailey for lunch on Wednesday and apologized for the negative things he said
Jake (9/8/2006 10:17:19 PM): he’s just trying to keep Mike from burning his ass
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:17:47 PM): he left out this isn’t the first time you have written a negative article about Steve
Jake (9/8/2006 10:18:36 PM): what was left out?
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:19:22 PM): i will…please tell Steve you liked the letter

On “being in politics” (after not knowing the Party Chair’s name or anything else):
Jake (9/8/2006 10:22:58 PM): I prefer urban life here or full-on country life in my home town
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:23:33 PM): louisville is sooo not urban…I think it is the same as lex just a lot bigger with less old money
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:23:46 PM): and the bars stay open later
Jake (9/8/2006 10:24:09 PM): Louisville is the most urban part of Kentucky
Jake (9/8/2006 10:24:21 PM): we have an actual downtown
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:24:29 PM): which I use to think was a huge plus…now I don’t care as much…because I’m a loser who is in politics and I can’t party anymore
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:25:08 PM): true it is…but I guess I just dont’ think of at urban in the true sense of the word
Kimberly Greenwell (9/8/2006 10:26:05 PM): well party like I use to

On thinking she’s important enough to chill with Barack Obama, privately, for free:
Jake (9/11/2006 9:34:16 PM): Nah. We only needed mood music. For about an hour. And for the private event.
Jake (9/11/2006 9:34:28 PM): Nappy Roots will take care of the entertainment for the main event.
Kimberly Greenwell (9/11/2006 9:34:33 PM): what is the private event
Kimberly Greenwell (9/11/2006 9:34:55 PM): i’m getting a vip pass…will that get me in
Kimberly Greenwell (9/11/2006 9:35:58 PM): so what is the private event
Jake (9/11/2006 9:36:04 PM): it’s a private event with Obama
Kimberly Greenwell (9/11/2006 9:36:20 PM): will the vip pass get you in
Jake (9/11/2006 9:36:23 PM): no
Kimberly Greenwell (9/11/2006 9:36:36 PM): can you get me in
Jake (9/11/2006 9:37:34 PM): Who promised you a pass? Bill Ryan?
Jake (9/11/2006 9:37:43 PM): We haven’t even created them.
Kimberly Greenwell (9/11/2006 9:37:52 PM): can’t say
Jake (9/11/2006 9:37:59 PM): I’ll just ask tomorrow.
Jake (9/11/2006 9:39:00 PM): Every pass I’ve created is accounted for.
Jake (9/11/2006 9:39:20 PM): by person and guest
Kimberly Greenwell (9/11/2006 9:39:33 PM): he said he was going to try to get me one
Jake (9/11/2006 9:40:13 PM): it’s $250 for 4
Jake (9/11/2006 9:40:26 PM): or $1000 for the private event
Kimberly Greenwell (9/11/2006 9:40:47 PM): can you get me one if he can’t
Jake (9/11/2006 9:41:10 PM): not unless you’ve paid

On making disgusting sexual remarks about former WHAS11 anchor Jean West and not knowing who Ric Flair is:
Kimberly Greenwell (9/16/2006 12:51:07 AM): who is Ric Flair
Jake (9/16/2006 12:51:27 AM): famous wrestler from the 80s
Jake (9/16/2006 12:51:42 AM): wrestling was cool in the 80s. before it got all redneck. Jean West became a fan while on-air with Sean once
Jake (9/16/2006 12:52:53 AM): one night during a live shot last year– she goes, “Who is Ric Flair?” Sean was reporting on his drunk driving arrest
Kimberly Greenwell (9/16/2006 12:53:18 AM): she likes to be slammed on a mat doesn’t she
Kimberly Greenwell (9/16/2006 12:53:23 AM): tell the truth
Jake (9/16/2006 12:53:25 AM): so he goes, “Who is RIC FLAIR?!?!?!” and proceeds to tell her for fifteen minutes
Kimberly Greenwell (9/16/2006 12:53:37 AM): she has dreams about him
Jake (9/16/2006 12:53:49 AM): he took a Ric Flair doll in the next day and sat it on her desk. it’s been there ever since.
Kimberly Greenwell (9/16/2006 12:54:27 AM): you are totally ignoring my comments aren’t you

Personally attacking a colleague who worked at a competing television station, attacking Daniel Mongiardo and Barack Obama:
Kimberly Greenwell (9/16/2006 1:08:44 AM): kimberly greenwell is the best rep in the market…and kim williams is a fat whore
Jake (9/16/2006 1:09:00 AM): what are you talking about?
Kimberly Greenwell (9/16/2006 1:10:01 AM): did you see the picture of Dr. McDreamy on hillbilly with his eyes clothes
Kimberly Greenwell (9/16/2006 1:10:08 AM): i think he is dreaming of obama
Jake (9/16/2006 1:10:23 AM): bad mental image.
Kimberly Greenwell (9/16/2006 1:10:44 AM): he is saying…I want to banga obama

On not knowing what Craigslist is:
Kimberly Greenwell (9/19/2006 11:12:51 PM): what is Craiglist
Jake (9/19/2006 11:12:57 PM): WHAT!!!! Are you kidding?
Jake (9/19/2006 11:13:07 PM): it’s a giant free classifieds-kinda site.
Jake (9/19/2006 11:13:12 PM): craigslist.org

Kimberly assuming she’s going to work in a never-happening Henry Administration and attacking Lisa Tanner, pot calling the kettle:
Kimberly Greenwell (9/20/2006 11:13:59 PM): I’m not a morning person
Kimberly Greenwell (9/20/2006 11:14:57 PM): if i lived in lex…it would take me 20 min to get to work
Jake (9/20/2006 11:15:04 PM): I’m not sure I’d want to take a job in Steve’s potential administration – he’s not a good manager or people person
Kimberly Greenwell (9/20/2006 11:15:28 PM): i would like to work in his press core
Kimberly Greenwell (9/20/2006 11:16:36 PM): i still can’t belive the stupid fat girl thought i was the baby sitter

On admitting I was actually working with Henry, which she – as I’ve repeatedly pointed out – later lied about:
Kimberly Greenwell (9/22/2006 1:17:38 AM): how did you meeting go with steve
Jake (9/22/2006 1:18:06 AM): went well. gave him the tapes. got more data stuff.
Kimberly Greenwell (9/22/2006 1:18:40 AM): why did he say he didn’t have them when he was on the phone
Kimberly Greenwell (9/22/2006 1:18:49 AM): is he smokn’ crack again
Jake (9/22/2006 1:19:06 AM): we didn’t meet til about 9
Kimberly Greenwell (9/22/2006 1:19:44 AM): you guys were together when i called him weren’t you
Jake (9/22/2006 1:19:52 AM): we were on the phone
Kimberly Greenwell (9/22/2006 1:20:18 AM): ohhhh
Kimberly Greenwell (9/22/2006 1:20:30 AM): he made it sound like you were right there

More personal attacks on Lisa Tanner, more pot-kettle:
Jake (9/24/2006 9:37:32 PM): were many folks from Louisville at Family Day?
Kimberly Greenwell (9/24/2006 9:39:33 PM): yeah a few….Jack, me, Bill, a guy named Gary (forget his last name), Jessica, the fat girl that thought I was a babysitter was there…I’m sure there were more…but I just didn’t met them or know who they were (note from Jake: she had the wrong name)

On thinking she’s super-important:
Kimberly Greenwell (10/1/2006 8:30:14 PM): they didn’t waste anytime cashing our checks
Jake (10/1/2006 8:30:33 PM): weaver?
Jake (10/1/2006 8:30:43 PM): of course they didn’t. he’s super-far behind in the polls and needs the cash.
Kimberly Greenwell (10/1/2006 8:32:43 PM): their press sec was suppose to call me and never did
Jake (10/1/2006 8:33:26 PM): for what? weird.
Kimberly Greenwell (10/1/2006 8:33:54 PM): i have offered my help 3 times…and she keeps saying she was going to call me
Kimberly Greenwell (10/1/2006 8:34:27 PM): when i saw her at the obama event she said they just hired a press sec from dc
Kimberly Greenwell (10/1/2006 8:35:57 PM): she was going to give me a call teh wed after the obama event
Kimberly Greenwell (10/1/2006 8:44:09 PM): I think she is nice…but think she is wack for not calling me to help
Jake (10/1/2006 8:44:44 PM): that’s just what happens in campaigns. even within the most organized.
Kimberly Greenwell (10/1/2006 8:45:18 PM): if I’m working for the guy who is going to be our next gov…I’m obviously can get somethings done

On spreading misinformation about Steve Henry:
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 2:14:33 PM): have you been on the blogs today
Jake (10/23/2006 2:21:57 PM): just got your msg
Jake (10/23/2006 2:21:58 PM): was on the phone
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 2:22:24 PM): i have been posted all kinds of crap
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 2:22:46 PM): i posted under Anderson Stiver and pissed Jim Anderson Stiver off
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 2:22:55 PM): I’m thinking about using Sam Wise next
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 2:22:56 PM): ha ha
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 2:23:34 PM): i love anonamouse and hidemyass
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 2:24:29 PM): do you like the nick clooeny post by mary jane he he
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 2:28:41 PM): I have a call in to Bill Ryan to see if he wants me to post anything but he hasn’t called me back yet
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 2:29:28 PM): Steve wants us to post like crazy on the blogs…we want so much misinformation out there that people don’t know what to think
Jake (10/23/2006 2:29:51 PM): brb. phone again.
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 3:56:31 PM): what is brb i am surprised no one has commented about the clooney thing

Yet more proof her lies about me not working for Henry were a farce:
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 5:06:04 PM): have you talked to steve today….I haven’t had a chance to speak with him since Jerry’s story came out
Jake (10/23/2006 5:06:14 PM): yeah
Jake (10/23/2006 5:06:23 PM): I’m compiling jobs data for him right now
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 5:06:40 PM): is he with you?
Jake (10/23/2006 5:07:04 PM): nope
Jake (10/23/2006 5:07:08 PM): dunno where he is right now
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 5:07:17 PM): did you tell him about jerry
Jake (10/23/2006 5:07:35 PM): not about the BGR story, no
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 5:16:06 PM): i just talked to him
Kimberly Greenwell (10/23/2006 5:16:30 PM): he said if he took it out in his name there should be a problem

On a running mates story that broke, which Henry later pretended was bunk:
Kimberly Greenwell (10/24/2006 12:59:41 PM): why do you think he is scared…
Jake (10/24/2006 1:00:24 PM): because Steve is getting SO much attention across the state. Steve’s literally been mentioned in every newscast (and radio) all across the state all day long.
Kimberly Greenwell (10/24/2006 1:01:25 PM): yup…we are making waves today…thanks to Joey’s big mouth
Kimberly Greenwell (10/24/2006 1:03:46 PM): steve was forced to same something…it would have looked bad if he denied it after Pendleton got on WRUS and talked about it
Jake (10/24/2006 1:04:36 PM): Dorsey has also talked
Kimberly Greenwell (10/24/2006 1:04:53 PM): everyone is talking about it
Kimberly Greenwell (10/24/2006 1:05:12 PM): he is on every TV and Print website…and his phone is ringing off the hook
Jake (10/24/2006 1:05:41 PM): He didn’t believe me last night that it was gonna blow up

On registering campaign domains, proving Henry really was running for governor, despite Greenwell’s later lies to the contrary:
Jake (10/28/2006 11:19:42 PM): I’m registering even more Steve domains.
Kimberly Greenwell (10/28/2006 11:20:00 PM): we have a lot of them alreday
Jake (10/28/2006 11:20:12 PM): Kathy’s registered SteveHenry2007.com
Kimberly Greenwell (10/28/2006 11:20:19 PM): who is Kathy
Jake (10/28/2006 11:20:32 PM): she runs rosemaryclooneyhouse.com
Kimberly Greenwell (10/28/2006 11:20:37 PM): ohhh
Jake (10/28/2006 11:20:45 PM): Do you know which domains are already registered? (Other than the ones I’ve registered)
Jake (10/28/2006 11:21:10 PM): I need to get them all gathered up ASAP so I can get infrastructure done for web databases and fundraising.
Kimberly Greenwell (10/28/2006 11:21:11 PM): i have registered henryforgov.com…I think that is the one we are going to use
Kimberly Greenwell (10/28/2006 11:21:27 PM): I am putting the web stuff together
Kimberly Greenwell (10/28/2006 11:21:51 PM): he told me it was my baby
Jake (10/28/2006 11:22:18 PM): yeah… I don’t think that’s the case any more, Kimberly.
Jake (10/28/2006 11:23:48 PM): Do you know Leslie?
Kimberly Greenwell (10/28/2006 11:24:04 PM): Leslie who?

Proof Leslie Holland worked with us, despite Greenwell’s lies to the contrary and her personal attacks, and proof she was using her WAVE3 computer to illegally campaign for Steve Henry:
Kimberly Greenwell (10/31/2006 9:33:01 PM): can you send me Leslie’s number
Jake (10/31/2006 9:33:56 PM): I thought I had it in an e-mail, but I don’t. It may be in my other account. I’ll check that in a few.
Jake (10/31/2006 9:34:59 PM): I just walked in the door.
Kimberly Greenwell (10/31/2006 9:35:04 PM): ok thanks
Kimberly Greenwell (10/31/2006 9:35:17 PM): I will need your friends information as well
Kimberly Greenwell (10/31/2006 9:35:33 PM): can we sit up a meeting for me to meet him
Kimberly Greenwell (10/31/2006 9:35:48 PM): the website guy…I forgot his name
Jake (10/31/2006 9:35:58 PM): Chuck
Kimberly Greenwell (10/31/2006 9:36:03 PM): yes
Jake (10/31/2006 9:36:22 PM): I’ll tell him/see what he wants to do
Kimberly Greenwell (10/31/2006 9:37:03 PM): i would like to meet the guy we are going to be working with
Kimberly Greenwell (10/31/2006 9:37:28 PM): everything I have written so far is on my work computer
Kimberly Greenwell (10/31/2006 9:37:49 PM): it should get us started…it is steve’s bio and med/prof stuff
Jake (10/31/2006 9:38:03 PM): cool.

Is this the kind of elected official they want in Frankfort? Someone dishonest, shady, immature and unintelligent? Someone who has trashed Crit Luallen while begging for her support? Someone who has trashed Daniel Mongiardo while pretending to be his biggest supporter? Someone who has trashed both Lisa Tanner and Brooke Pardue while trying to get in their good graces within the Democratic Party? Someone tied 100% to Steve Henry’s corruption – which is real and working its way through the legal system? Is that what they want?

The people like Marty Meyer and Dale Emmons who support her should be ashamed.

And… the more Greenwell continues to trash people to Mark Riddle and to her friends, the more information we’ll be forced to release.

16 thoughts on “Kimberly Greenwell, Embarrassing House Candidate

  1. Wow, Jake you never cease to amaze us. You probably have IMs from your Commodore 64. Rock on! Have never saw her in person, but I still think she looks pretty hot in her pic.

  2. You are the Perez Hilton of Kentucky. I can’t wait to get on your bad side!!! It’s gonna be a blast!!!

  3. She works for Metro Mojo, who owns louisvillemojo.com, as an “Interactive Media consultant” (read: salesperson) yet didn’t even know what Craigslist was in 2006? Nice.

  4. Wow, Jake. Aren’t you a class act? I’m not going to take up for Kim here, but just harp on what a backstabbing jerk you are. Everyone talks behind other people’s backs, but it’s quite another to publicize whole conversations from 3 years ago…several of which it seems you’ve conveniently omitted some of your own responses. You’re an ass.

  5. I’m sure only about half of this is true, but the fact is, if you’ve ever had a full on conversation with this gal you would know she’s not the sharpest tool in the toolshed. I was amazed when I saw she was running, how can you trust someone when she can’t even look a person in the eyes? It makes me think she’s either full of lies or full of shit….the conclusion has yet to be decided. I hope for her own reputation, she will bow out now before more of her idiotic stories are published.

  6. Oh, yeah – I’m such a backstabbing jerk.

    I told Kimberly we were co-workers – not friends – and she never listened. I told her what I planned to do after 2007. She knew the business I was going into. And then when she lied to state investigators on Steve’s behalf and summarily trashed me to investigators, that was the last straw.

    I’m not going to attack her personally – but I’ll be goddamned if I let her think she’s running for office after trashing all the people she’s pretending to love.

    What you’re forgetting, “Smith,” is that I air my thoughts and dirty laundry right here on this website. And half those people she trashed… I’ve said far worse about.

    Linda – I don’t know if she’s full of lies or full of shit, really. But I don’t think she’s fit to run for public office.

  7. You are an ass Jake. You both certainly seem to have a mutual admiration for each other anyway. It should be illegal for you to print that correspondence. But of course, just my opinion.

  8. Oh, yeah, it should totally be illegal for me to publish anything, ever.

    Can’t even attack me using your actual name?

    I believe there’s a term for that: pussy.

  9. Unbelievable. Like I said, just my opinion.And about my real name, they settled that a couple of weeks ago! I thought you were up on things Jake. Air your shit mister!

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