Auditor Crit Luallen launches her first campaign commercial:
From the Intrepid Reporter Dept of Funny Crap
Occasionally one needs a laugh during a boring gubernatorial campaign. Herald-Leader to the rescue! The paper conducted a personality “pop quiz” among Ernie Fletcher and Steve Beshear not to be missed.
Some of our favorites:
Q: Who will win the next Super Bowl?
Fletcher: New England Patriots.
Beshear: I’m rooting for the Cincinnati Bengals.
Q: What actress should play your wife?
Fletcher: Ashley Judd.
Beshear: Kim Basinger.
Q: What three songs do you play most often?
Fletcher: Stranger by the Shore, Staying Alive, Take a Chance on Me.
Beshear: My Way, Amazing Grace, Misty.
Q: Who has the better mustache: Stan Lee or Richie Farmer?
Fletcher: Both are exceptional.
Beshear: Richie Farmer.
Beshear rooting for the Bengals to win the superbowl may prove he’s completely detached from sports reality. Oh noes!
One of the candidates has seen Basic Instinct one too many times.
Ernie listens to ABBA! “Take a Chance on Me.” You can’t imagine Ernie breakin’ it down with his iPod Nano while listening to ABBA without hysterical laughter.
It’s absolutely creepy that the candidates have paid attention to mustaches. Just plain creepy.
Special to Page One from Harold Trainer, USAF RET
Next Friday night at the Henry Clay Hotel the Olmstead Conservancy, a supposedly non-political organization, will honor Senator McConnell.
Senator McConnell is an avid supporter of the Iraq War which has directly contributed to the deaths of almost 4,000 American military and several hundred thousand Iraqis.
The Conservancy’s honoring of McConnell gives support to a war that was a huge mistake, executed incompetently and continues to kill our military and Iraq civilians with no end in sight.
The Conservancy’s support for McConnell is a quid pro quo for McConnell’s federal funding for the Olmstead’s park projects. His ability to provide this funding is closely related to his support for Bush’s unjust war. This clearly makes the conservancy willing to ignore this terrible war in exchange for McConnell’s monetary favors.
More Crit Luallen for Senate rumors. She’s giving her non-denial smile to reporters these days when asked if she’ll run. And our source with the DSCC stands firm on what they’ve previously told us. We still hear money’s promised (as we reported here last month) and that she’ll receive preferential support.
Several people have told us over the past two weeks that Jack Conway is being readied to run for Jim Bunning’s seat in 2010. Couple this rumor with the fact that Ben Chandler has no desire to leave his cakewalk of a job and some ears are perking up all across the state.
Gov. Mark Warner will be in Louisville on October 30th for a lunchtime fundraiser hosted by Bruce Lunsford and a few others. The fundraiser– which is scheduled to take place at swanky restaurant Proof– will benefit Warner’s bid for U.S. Senate.
Many continue to trumpet stories of Heather French Henry running against Davis in KY-4. Beyond the fact that she’s a working mother and has said she won’t run: We don’t see her being able to escape her husband’s very real legal troubles. Or her own. And she has, you know, absolutely no experience beyond running a museum dedicated to her beauty pageant past.
Same boring crap. Nothing new. Ernie Fletcher stumbled a bunch and appeared visibly frustrated. Steve Beshear performed like always, scripted, nothing risky, maintaining the status quo.
Only one really funny moment from the entire evening: Ernie calls Steve out for wearing camouflage in his bird hunting commercial when, well, he should have been wearing day-glo orange or something. Strange: all of our gays have been writing in to say Beshear is totally posing. For real. The gays. The hunters haven’t said a thing. We think it’s hilarious and is a good reason for candidates to stop with the hunting bit in campaign commercials.
Congrats on that turkey, Gubnuh. Glad you’re doing the liberal organic thing these days. We just buy ours at Kroger. Oh– we hear you shot it out-of-season. Is this true?
Speaking of the gays: Ernie says gay couples already have the same legal protections as heterosexual couples. What on earth? Didn’t Ernest Lee remove protections for state employees from discrimination against sexual orientation on “Diversity Day”? The man receives a question from a gay voter asking what he can expect and Ernie trashes him. Go figure. Beshear, on the other hand, says no one should be discriminated against and specifically mentions sexual orientation. (He must not realize that voting for the marriage amendment is a form of discrimination?)
Kentucky’s Jim Waters has a feature story about the non-race between Ernie Fletcher and Steve Beshear in Saturday’s Wall Street Journal. Guess the entire country really is paying attention to the Bluegrass these days.
BOWLING GREEN, Ky. — Kentucky Republican Gov. Ernie Fletcher should have been a shoe-in for re-election this year. Four years ago he won the governorship in a walk, after serving six years as a popular congressman. He’s an ex-fighter pilot, ex-Baptist minister and a very strong campaigner.
But as voters prepare to head to the polls in a little more than two weeks, there is a political horse race underway here in Kentucky. And thanks to a nagging political scandal, it’s Gov. Fletcher who is trailing. One recent poll found him behind Democrat Steve Beshear by 16 points.
Still on strike. Hundreds of nurses at Appalachian Regional Healthcare hospitals are still fighting for their voice. They’re heading for their third meeting with company officials in hopes of ending their strike. [H-L]
Using religion as a wedge issue. Ernie gets excited, freaks out over the Ten Commandments, tries to scare Henderson residents into believing Steve Beshear hates God, Jesus, babies. [Gleaner]
C-J calls spineless Democrats out for caving to Mitch McConnell and George W. Bush on health care for children. “If the House Democrats are who they claim to be, they won’t let George W. Bush push them, and needy children, around on this issue.” [C-J]
More gambling. Ernie just can’t get off his anti-gambling kick, runs through Ashland preaching the evils of casinos. And he’s still bitter over his merit hiring scandal– blaming Greg Stumbo every chance he gets. [Daily Independent]
Flip-flopping? Ernie changes his mind, now believes equine feed and supplies should be tax-free. Something Fletcher supporters used to attack Beshear. [WLEX18]
Mitch McConnell’s stance on SCHIP is pretty wide, isn’t it? He’s being criticized again. Can’t have your cake and eat it too. [PolWatchers]
Sen. Mongiardo is being praised for his experience in and passion for health care. The AP says he’s still engaged to Allison Patrick, though we hear that’s no longer the case. Speaking of Mongiardo: Where is he? Put him in a commercial or two! Bring him out of hiding. [AP via H-L]
Doing what’s right. John Yarmuth stands up for free speech and freedom of the press. Continuing to give us the right to protect your anonymity when you forward us private e-mails and dish the dirt about political happenings or office-paid vacations for an elected official’s mistress. [C-J]
Republicans for Beshear. Tons of Republicans showed up in Corbin this weekend to stand in support of Democrats Steve Beshear, Daniel Mongiardo and Bruce Hendrickson. Not good news for Fletcher in former Republican strong-holds. [H-L]
More endorsements. Kentucky Enquirer endorses Steve Beshear and pokes fun of his lack of a plan if gambling should fail. And the Kentucky Post endorses him. Doesn’t look like Northern Kentucky’s in the bag for Ernie anymore. [Enquirer, Post]