Michael Cassaro Supports The Gays

OH NOES! The world will end. A candidate for U.S. Senate in KENTUCKY favors the repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.

Can you imagine? Someone running for statewide office who doesn’t hate the gays. Someone who actually believes everyone should be able to be honest about who they are if they’re willing to die for their country. (Don’t worry, we wouldn’t die for our country. Loved ones, probably. But not our country. Don’t hate.)

Read Cassaro’s release about the ho-mo-sexuals after the jump…

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ALERT: Known Homosexual in Lexington Tonight

That’s right, kids. We’ll be in Lexington tonight fanning the flames of you-know-what.

Specifically, we’ll be the guests of the University of Kentucky’s College Democrats at some sort of fancy blogger forum. Starts at 7:00 in room 111 of the Student Center.

Also, we love that we weren’t mentioned at all in the Kentucky Kernel’s article today. Really makes us want to drive all the way to Lexington to take part in a forum discussing our profession? Nice job, Kernel! Way to entice the only full-time, most widely-read political blogger in the state to grace you with their presence on the Friday night before Thunder.

Somebody better have some good excuses prepared upon our arrival!

Warning: We cannot guarantee that we will not be lacking in couth this evening. The session, U.S. Senate race, KDP, governor and all-around state of our Commonwealth have us fired up. Wear your sense of humor hat and remember to make hand gestures if we fall asleep or forget to pay attention.

Television Station Falls for Our Sarcasm

Yesterday we told you in a sarcastic story about Chelsea Clinton stumping for her mother at the Pink Door Noodles and Tea Lounge in Louisville. The story drew a lot of attention on our sister site, The ‘Ville Voice, requiring us to explain that we are highly sarcastic folks under the influence of the scary homosexual agenda. (for the two people who weren’t aware)

That was that, right? Haha. Hardly.

WAVE3, the NBC affiliate in Louisville, took everything we said literally and allowed reporter Mark Schnyder to inaccurately report that Clinton stopped at a gay bar. Several times. He said it over and over.

Chelsea Clinton makes campaign stop for her mother at gay bar in Louisville
Updated: April 1, 2008 11:09 PM
By Mark Schnyder

LOUISVILLE (WAVE) — The Clinton campaign is using triple coverage to try to win the Indiana and Kentucky primaries next month. In the past seven days Kentuckiana has had visits from former President Bill Clinton, candidate Hillary Clinton and Tuesday night, their daughter Chelsea was in Louisville. WAVE 3’s Mark Schnyder has details on Tuesday night’s visit to a gay bar.
Despite this campaign stop being in a gay bar, only one person mentioned gay rights. Chelsea said if her mother’s elected president two things she’d do right away are extend equal benefits to gay federal employees and end the military’s don’t ask don’t tell policy.

We cannot stop laughing. This takes the cake. Proof that no one at WAVE3 has a sense of humor or an ability to use a search engine. For reference, the Courier-Journal reported the story in a much less sloppy manner.

How hilarious is this? If there are gay-hating Democrats in the 30 counties WAVE reaches, you can bet they won’t be voting for Hillary.

Chelsea Clinton at Big Gay Hangout Tonight

That’s right, kids. Chelsea Clinton is heading to The Pink Door – Noodles and Tea Lounge in Louisville (9 tonight, interrupting swing dancing) after visiting the University of Kentucky and Jefferson Community and Technical College. The Pink Door. Of all places. The big gay hangout in the Highlands. Isn’t that a little odd for a presidential campaign?

I mean, we’re influenced by a known homosexual here at Page One and all that. But really? A gay club? They have a weekly event called ThursGay, even. ThursGay.

No, it’s not an April Fool’s Day joke. It’s for real. Chelsea Clinton comes to Kentucky (of all places) and hangs with the swing dancing gays at a noodle joint. We can’t stop laughing and won’t even ask who came up with this idea.

What will Barack do when we comes to town? Hopefully he won’t go to a noodle joint.

Faux Rights Group Slanders David Williams

As Ben reports, the faux rights organization Kentucky Equality Federation has killed the last remaining ounce of credibility it allegedly had.

The organization is no longer making up names of board members and claiming a legal counsel who isn’t a member of the Kentucky Bar Association (because she allegedly doesn’t exist). Nor are they attempting to ruin the credibility of the long-standing Kentucky Fairness Alliance as the org has done in the past. Nope. Wait for it.

The “Federation” is now claiming that Senate President David Williams is gay.

Take a look:

Monday, March 31, 2008
Family in the Kentucky Senate?

A blogger claims there is homosexuality (or same-sex acts) in the top ranks of the Kentucky Senate. Click here to read.

This is ridiculous. Even if the man was a known homosexual, why on earth is a self-proclaimed gay rights organization (aka front group for cash) spreading such information? Without any evidence but nasty rhetoric, the group is, of course, attempting to assassinate Senator Williams’ character. He may be a first-rate hack, but this is low.

We call on the Senator to rebuke this horse crap of a nasty allegation immediately. And on the Republican Party of Kentucky to dig their nails into the Kentucky Equality Federation. Anyone who has contributed funds to this organization should request a refund and the Secretary of State should revoke their non-profit status.

Attacks like this should not be tolerated in today’s society.

Confirmed: Chelsea Clinton at UK on Tuesday

Chelsea Clinton will be at the University of Kentucky on Tuesday.

Everyone get excited. Your favorite presidential daughter will be in the Bluegrass. Unless you’re like us and prefer Jenna Bush because she hates her daddy’s politics and volunteers 99% of her time helping people less fortunate than us.

Wait. Can you imagine dating either of them? Meeting the parents would be way more nerve-wracking/racking than normal.

All tangents aside, we’ll have more details as they’re made available.

Speaking of the Clintons, LEO’s Cary Stemle suffered through Hillary’s visit to Louisville on Saturday. As did the Herald-Leader’s Bill Estep, the Courier-Journal’s Dan Klepal and Ben Ray, who provided the photo.

No one could figure out what color Hill’s blazer was. Orange? Pink? Salmon? Coral? All we know is that it was ugly. She needs a gay stylist pronto so she can impress all of us fancy bloggers.