That’s right, kids. That California Supreme Court just struck down the state’s gay marriage ban.
SAN FRANCISCO – The California Supreme Court has overturned a ban on gay marriage, paving the way for California to become the second state where gay and lesbian residents can marry.
The justices released the 4-3 decision Thursday, saying that domestic partnerships are not a good enough substitute for marriage in an opinion written by Chief Justice Ron George.
In case you were wondering: This means Kentuckians should immediately run and hide and/or start peeing their pants. The gays are taking over. They’ll slowly begin recruiting your children, infiltrating your schools, flooding the evil liberal media, and scaring people on the internets.
So get ready, “conservative” bloggers and Frank Simon disciples. Start spreading the fear.