In other news, thank goodness there were several attractive gentleman in the MSNBC liveshot from the RNC last night. Otherwise we would have fallen asleep while the corrupt HP executive rattled on (remember when she stole trade secrets or whatever?), when all the plastic ladies were on the screen and when Mittens Romney, America’s favorite wearer of magical Mormon underwear, complained about the gays, the liberals, the porn, the promiscuity and the whole world. Liberal devil sin satan liberal 666 liberal FEAR!!!
Then he went all fetus and rapture on the crowd and they all started having liberal-hating-gasms. And Al Gore has a private jet because he is the liberal jihad devil. Scary muslims allah terra sluts! USA USA USA USA!!! THE END.
Kentucky Republicans are still spinning out of control for Sarah Palin. Painfully embarrassing that anyone would try to explain her problems away. But we’ll roll with it. Cause it’s awesome to watch. [C-J]
HAHAHA! Peggy Noodles Noonan says it’s over. Check this fancy video of her in a rare moment of honesty where she uses adult language and complains about Sarah Palin. Priceless, ladies. Priceless. [Wonkette]
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