Is anything at all happening? Anything? Is anyone awake or pretending to do work? What is going on? We can’t even find non-boring articles to read about how broke we are as a country. There are only like four press releases to look at today– and we read all of them, in their entirety.
Did you know we are: faggots, spin machinists, mean, attackers, Republicans, Democrats, satanists, poor, broke, stupid, dumb, evil, paid for by Trey Grayson, Bruce Lunsford, Mitch McConnell, John Yarmuth, Democratic House Caucus and Joni Jenkins? Yeah.
In other news, someone should buy us this so we can make one of these fetus jump drives.
Aww. Republicans in Georgia jacked up an opportunity to take advantage of absentee voting. Imagine that. [Atlanta Journal-Constitution]
Actually, Joe, you should be a bit more honest about what you’re up to. You shouldn’t take direction from any particular political party. You should remain objective. Stick to reporting instead of offering your opinion, which has been tainted by a particular political party. We know– they called us, too, and tried to spin it. They were polite and well-reasoned, but it was still spin. We also hear you couldn’t even research the KRS on your own. Now you can email us to complain about what we’re saying about you instead of what truthful things we’ve said about Nancy Rodriguez. [C-J]
Today and tomorrow Attorney General Jack Conway, Kentucky Child Now and the Kentucky Department of Education are hosting an i-Jame Internet Safety Conference for parents, teachers and educators in Lexington. Lots of discussion about safety, perverts on MySpace, cyberbullying, onling gaming and how not to to stupid things on the internets. Good move. [Press Release]
For real. We’re all gonna die of the poverty and the starvation. The Fed is offering to dole out $7.4 trillion (with a T) to save failed companies that are suffering from failed leadership and all-out corruption. And the mouth breathers are still trying to blame Barry for turning us into a socialist country. Nice. [Bloomberg]
What Democratic brand? Really, what brand? We don’t have a brand in Kentucky anymore. [C-J]
Join the Family Adventure Quest! State Parks are offering tons of gift cards and this year it’ll be fun with a presidential/Lincoln flair. [Kentucky State Parks]