We’re in meetings and such for a couple hours. Don’t burn the barn down while we’re away.
Meanwhile, here’s some stuff and things for you ladies to complain about.
Mitch McConnell. WATB. He’s all sad because Bruce has more money than his chickenhawk self. [H-L]
Mitch McConnell is attempting to run fro the party he helps lead, even while bragging about his clout. What a walking contradiction. And the rest of this Wall Street Journal article is kind of a waste of words. Even though Bruce Lunsford is the economic wave or whatever. [WSJ]
Don’t ask, don’t tell. A soldier’s legacy. Just in case you missed this wonderful article from the New Yorker. Give it a read. [New Yorker]
Hi, my name is Marcus Carey, and I just make shiz up because Barack Osama is one of those scary blacks! FEAR! Barack will say anything to get elected! You know those Democrats lie and want to raise your taxes! [Gag]
Barack Obama’s campaign for the Presidency just said it’s considering spending money in Kentucky. Ruh ro. It’s getting closer, ladies, and Grampa John McCain will have to retire to a “home.” [West Virginia Gazette]
Haha, oh god, Levi Johnston has been told he wants to say something. 
That mean, librul Courier-Journal is upsetting Mitch McConnell again. This time the editorial board calls McConnell what he is– a chicken– who doesn’t have the balls to face his constituency, his opponent or the truth. [C-J]