Rand Paul Wants Underground Border Fence

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Rand Paul says we should build an underground electric border fence to keep the Mexicans out.

Republican Senatorial candidate Rand Paul wants to build a fence along the U.S.-Mexico border. It’s a rather ho-hum proposition in the larger context of conservative ideas — except that Paul wants that fence to be electric and he wants it built underground.

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“I have not heard that,” the Texas Republican said. “Underground? What would happen? How would that work?”

That’s actually a good question and one that Paul’s campaign won’t answer. His website says only the following: “My plans include an underground electric fence, with helicopter stations to respond quickly to breaches of the border.” The details of how it would be built, what it would take to make it work and how much it would cost are left unanswered.

Moreover, aides to the Kentucky Republican have refused repeated attempts to explain the idea to the Huffington Post. On June 14, Paul’s former spokesman and current campaign manager, Jesse Benton, said he would call the following day to provide further details. He never did.

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Isn’t it interesting that Rand opposes a physical border fence because it reminds him of the Berlin Wall? Disagreeing with nearly all conservatives, believing their solution is similar to the Soviet Union’s solution.

McConnell Has Agreed To Take Part In Teabagging

Remember when Rachel Maddow schooled this Cohen guy? CNN felt the need to treat him as an expert in “curing” gays. [Michael Jensen]

What the teabaggers are really trying to say… [Natalie Dee]

David Williams is sending a message of corruption and cronyism to the taxpayers. Thank goodness the Herald-Leader’s editorial board understands that mess with Bill Nighbert. [H-L]

Let’s stop acting like professional journalists don’t have a personal bias on occasion. [The Atlantic]

Remember Aramark’s private prison contract Crit Luallen is auditing? Check out this article about prison privatization. [Epoch Times]

Forgive me when I say I do not believe that anyone in Frankfort wants to meet anywhere in the middle on anything. Let alone House Democrats meeting in the middle of some sort of budget non-negotiation. Every House Dem I speak with has absolutely no idea what’s going on. So, no, I don’t believe anything the Stumbo-Clark Crew is releasing to the press. [Ryan Alessi]

Really? Cutting spending on vote-buying projects? Give us comprehensive tax reform or just stay home. [Stephenie Steitzer & Tom Loftus]

Immigrants List released its 2010 U.S. Senate scorecard. Naturally, both Jim Bunning and Mitch McConnell sucked. [Click the Clicky]

Why were Jim Newberry’s manties in a twist after a visit to Terry McBrayer’s office this afternoon? [Barefoot & Progressive]

Mitch McConnell says he will love teabagging in the general election. [Amanda Van Benschoten]

Thursday Afternoon Senate Stuff & Some Funnies

To the individual who mailed a letter to our Post Office Box on April 2nd: Thanks. If you have more information, please pass it along. Feel free to email it anonymously.

How BOUT them apples? The death of PeenerPointe’s key financier raises major questions about the never-going-to-happen development. Imagine that. Jim Newberry is currently buying stock in wet wipes for those moments where he takes a gamble and loses, if you know what I mean. Sharts of fear all around the Newberry Kingdom today. [H-L]

What do Glenn Beck, Karl Rove and Daniel Mongiardo have in common? Smearing Democrats. [Barefoot & Progressive]

Vice President Joe Biden today announced that Kentucky will receive $37,585,386 in stimulus funds to help care for children and prevent disease. The funds will also benefit child care and vaccination programs. $2,686,741 of those funds are in the form of vaccines and grants available to help the under-served receive necessary vaccinations. [Child Care Programs & Vaccine Programs]

Jack Conway announced his campaign for the United States Senate late this morning. Check out his announcement video and throw money at his campaign. [Page One]

Kentucky media coverage of the Conway announcement. [WLKY, WKYT, Bluegrass Politics, Joe Gerth, Barefoot & Progressive]

Crazed North Texas Republican Rep. Betty Brown said during House testimony on voter identification legislation that those of Asian descent should adopt names that are “easier for Americans to deal with.” How fancy is that shiz? [Houston Chronicle]

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Oh Snap Tuesday – Because We Had A Holiday

Haha, so, Kentucky Democrats are afraid of Barack Obama and don’t want him to come to the Bluegrass. David Boswell is a total loser. Leave it to the state party to support that nutbag. Heather Ryan came off sounding more intelligent than the rest of the bunch. [H-L]

John McCain attacked Barack Obama by comparing him to Britney Spears. So it should be noted that while he was busy with that mess, his crew was haphazardly throwing together a ticket with Sarah Palin to bring some Jamie Lynn action to the ticket. [Observation]

Speaking of Spears, get a load of Perez Hilton’s handling of the Palin story. Mean, gutter-level, sickening and terrible. We admit we laughed a little. And Dlisted is even worse. So awful. Hahahahaha. [Perez Hilton, Dlisted]

Mitch McConnell needs this convention like woah. So he’s going to take full advantage of it. [National Journal]

What was that about the RNC not being politicized so as not to appear insensitive to the hurricane evacuees? Yeah, so, Orrin Hatch yammered on about how great and wonderful Jim Bunning is. How he’ll run for senate again in 2010 and lose to any Democrat, no matter what. [Trey Pollard]

From the Department of Did You Know? Did you know that the surge in Iraq totally worked and that everything is peachy and perfect? The war is so over!  Mission accomplished! True story! We heard it from some Republicans who live in McMansions in the east end of Louisville. [EITB]

Everyone– including Trey Grayson– is spinning for Sarah Palin. Did you know she is the new Jesus of energy and lower gas prices? She is also the future of the Republican Party with her faux right-wing moralism and pregnant 17-year-old daughter. [Mark Hebert]

HAHAHA! Even the Wall Street Journal is bringing up the Britney Spears ad. Even we are beginning to feel embarrassed for John McCain. [WSJ]

A story of student reaction to the Robert Felner scandal in UofL’s student paper is less than impressive. We’d expect the paper to go hog wild with the juicy details. [Louisville Cardinal]

Oh, and John David Dyche? It’s not a “lie” that Mitch McConnell got rich from public service. That’s something we call a “truth” in the reality-based community, which you are apparently not a part of. But you’re loosely correct about what Bruce Lunsford should be doing at the moment. [C-J]

According to Marty Cothran, chief homo-hating bigot of Lexington, Sarah Palin’s underage daughter’s pregnancy has no relevance. Guess that’s why it’s a part of every single newscase on earth and is on the front page of every paper the world over.  Oh, and Marty, that “evidence” is provided in several stories I linked to. Read the site before providing your inane commentary that people only read because I link to it. [Mind-blowing Ignorance]

McConnell, Chandler Deserve Praise

Senator Mitch McConnell and Representative Ben Chandler have both written letters to Homeland Secretary Michael Chertoff urging him to review the case of Lino Nakwa.

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In a news release, Chandler, D-6th District, said: “The outpouring of support for Mr. Nakwa has been extraordinary. Knowing what this young man has been through, Senator McConnell and I are doing all we can to ensure that he is treated fairly and that his personal safety remains a top priority.”

McConnell, a Republican said, “Many throughout Kentucky have been touched by the story of Lino Nakwa.”

Please call Sen. McConnell and Rep. Chandler expressing your thanks.

It’s Thursday. Send us your hooker & coke money.

Business First, Louisville’s publication for conservative types in business is conducting a poll. They ask, “What is the most important issue in the presidential campaign?” 45% pick the economy, 21% pick the war in Iraq, 12% pick taxes, 9% other, 7% health care, 5% energy alternatives, 1% trade agreements. So Iraq is still a major issue with conservatives. Imagine that. [Business First]

Transy students to hold phone rally today for Sudanese refugee Lino Nakwa, whom we first told you about on Tuesday. A table is set up in Haupt Plaza on campus with telephones and information for you to contact Sen. McConnell, Rep. Chandler and other elected officials to register your complaints. [H-L]

House Speaker Pro-Tem Larry Clark says he’s embarrassed to be a part of House leadership in Kentucky. So, when’s it gonna be, Larry? When will you and the rest of the sorry lot in leadership step aside for new blood to move in? Maybe someone else could actually get things accomplished. [Hebert]

Steve Beshear is unhappy with the hiring of Brad Cowgill and referred it to the Office of the Attorney General. He wants to know if the spirit of the law has been violated. And we want to know if we’ll ever see leadership out of the governor so many broke their backs to elect. Not that we disagree with him on this one, there are just far more important pokers in the fire. [H-L]

Is Republic Bank of Louisville the new payday loan shark? We have a feeling this bad press isn’t going to make them very happy today. Where’s the mainstream media on this one? [Ralph Long]

Rep. Geoff Davis refuses to detail war simulation event that allegedly took place with Barack Obama. But Obama didn’t offer details, either. So. Who to hate this time? [PolWatchers]

Doug Hawkins: Still Afraid of Mexicans

And this time the LEO is all up on the moonbat Metro Councilcritter.

Doug Hawkins’ (R-Protector of Our White Women) fear of those south of the border has grown exponentially over the years into a massive, public show he puts on anytime anyone will listen to him.

The most recent show involves gum balls, Newt Gingrich and “me no speak-ah de English” jokes.

Note to LEO: We love the headline.

From LEO’s Stephen George:

Is Doug Hawkins afraid of Mexicans? The councilman’s crusade against illegal immigration quietly continues

By Stephen George

I could sense it coming the way a dog understands doom slightly sooner than its owner.

We’d just finished an 11-minute video called “Immigration by the Numbers,” a pedantic piece by a man named Roy Beck, who uses gumballs to represent population projections from the U.S. Census Bureau. It’s his way of illustrating the overwhelming wrongness of the idea that America can help the Third World by welcoming its citizens into this country to seek economic prosperity — for those who remember what that’s like.

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