Haha, so, funny story… Here’s your Golden Amero Overlord, Rand Paul, talking about how evil and abuse-riddled the Food and Drug Administration is: Because we all know the only thing the FDA does is scare poor Amish people about their milk.
Entries Tagged as 'Humor'
Rand Paul On That Evil FDA Ruining Everything
May 24th, 2012 · No Comments
Tags: Humor · Rand Paul · Spotted
Shocker: Rand Paul Is On Fox News Complaining
May 23rd, 2012 · 4 Comments
Oh, look, it’s Rand Paul whoring on Fox News again: Can you believe that? Three people out of thousands involved in Warshington haven’t received personal telephone calls from the President. And Little Rand is upset that Barry hasn’t sent him a text in response to his special brand of crazy.
Tags: Humor · Rand Paul · Spotted
Some Highlights From Last Night’s Primary Election
May 23rd, 2012 · 2 Comments
Brave Patriot Teabagger Segregationist Birther Marilyn Parker won her primary for Metro Council in Louisville. More than 40% of Kentucky Democrats chose not to vote for President Barack Obama, instead choosing to remain “uncommitted.” The grass green counties are the ones Obama won: Chris Thieneman beat Dougie Hawkins. Alecia Webb-Edgington lost to the teabagger, Rand [...]
Tags: Barack Obama · Humor · KY-4 · Spotted · Takin yer guns!
No One Voted So Some Crazy Things Happened
May 23rd, 2012 · 5 Comments
It’s probably not a smart move for Thomas Massie not to take his opponents’ calls of concession. Even less of a smart move not to call them back. Way to go, Rand Junior. [Teabagger Hilarity Continues] Like we told you would happen, the national press is pointing out how anti-Obama Kentucky Democrats happen to be. [...]
Tags: Barack Obama · Campaign Finance · Eastern Kentucky · Geoff Davis · Humor · KDP · KY-4 · Polling · Presidential Race · Senate · The Gays · Youth
You Most Likely Are Not Casting A Vote Today
May 22nd, 2012 · 1 Comment
Ooooh, lawwwd. It is election day and you should listen to this hilarity from some man of “jesus” (after tens and tens of you cast your votes, of course): “I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers,” he says in his sermon, delivered on May 13. “Build a great, big, [...]
Tags: Campaign Finance · Corruption · Discrimination · Eastern Kentucky · Economy · FEAR! · Flashback · Health Care · Humor · Presidential Race · The Gays
We Get Awesome, Ignorant Hate Messages
May 18th, 2012 · 6 Comments
Check out the latest: Name: Doug Spoelker Email: Doug217@gmail.com Subject: Move. Message: If Louisville is such a bad place to you, then seriously, move back to eastern Ky. You are obviously a redneck cunt and your family tree is straight up. I lived in Morehead for years, so I know how inbred you rerards are. [...]
Tags: Eastern Kentucky · Humor
Massie Afraid Of China, Goodman Schools Him
May 17th, 2012 · 2 Comments
You know what’s embarrassingly sad? Candidates for the 4th District congressional seat were at KET on Monday for a debate. During a discussion about where money to pay for federal education grants comes from, get a load of what Thomas Massie had to say: HAHA – China! Seems ole dude is taking his talking points [...]
Tags: Economy · Education · FEAR! · Humor · KY-4 · Taxes
Carter County Tries Hard To Be Like Clay County
May 17th, 2012 · No Comments
What the crap is going on in Carter County these days? Now the Fiscal Court is up to no good with the DLG? Lawwwwd. [Journal-Times Here & Here] The wife of Chuck Wells says a defective heater caused a fire that killed her husband and she’s suing the manufacturer. [H-L] Mittens Romney used to love [...]
Tags: Barack Obama · Corruption · Eastern Kentucky · Economy · Humor · Hypocrisy · Mainstream · Presidential Race · The Gays · Wasted Money
Louisvillians About To Take It You-Know-Where
May 15th, 2012 · No Comments
The Federal Home Loan Bank of Cincinnati has a program in which homeowners and renters who were displaced or who suffered damage to their primary homes might be eligible for grants of as much as $20,000 toward the purchase, construction or repair of a home. [H-L] What was that, again, about us being the only [...]
Tags: College Sports · Eastern Kentucky · Environment · FEAR! · Giving Back · Health Care · Humor · KY-4 · Mitch McConnell · Polling · Presidential Race · Rand Paul
You Probably Don’t Hate The Gays Hard Enough
May 14th, 2012 · 4 Comments
Here’s a bunch of mouth-breathers freaking out over folks not hating the gays. [NPR] Will the Obama Campaign create a fancy website like this to hit Mittens Romney on his flip-floppy anti-gay ways? [Romney Economics] You should read this scathing op-ed about Steve Beshear’s road budget veto harming the residents of Clinton County. [H-L] For [...]
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