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Entries Tagged as 'Humor'

Rand Paul On That Evil FDA Ruining Everything

May 24th, 2012 · No Comments

Haha, so, funny story… Here’s your Golden Amero Overlord, Rand Paul, talking about how evil and abuse-riddled the Food and Drug Administration is: Because we all know the only thing the FDA does is scare poor Amish people about their milk.

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Tags: Humor · Rand Paul · Spotted

Shocker: Rand Paul Is On Fox News Complaining

May 23rd, 2012 · 4 Comments

Oh, look, it’s Rand Paul whoring on Fox News again: Can you believe that? Three people out of thousands involved in Warshington haven’t received personal telephone calls from the President. And Little Rand is upset that Barry hasn’t sent him a text in response to his special brand of crazy.

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Tags: Humor · Rand Paul · Spotted

Some Highlights From Last Night’s Primary Election

May 23rd, 2012 · 2 Comments

Brave Patriot Teabagger Segregationist Birther Marilyn Parker won her primary for Metro Council in Louisville. More than 40% of Kentucky Democrats chose not to vote for President Barack Obama, instead choosing to remain “uncommitted.” The grass green counties are the ones Obama won: Chris Thieneman beat Dougie Hawkins. Alecia Webb-Edgington lost to the teabagger, Rand [...]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Humor · KY-4 · Spotted · Takin yer guns!

No One Voted So Some Crazy Things Happened

May 23rd, 2012 · 5 Comments

It’s probably not a smart move for Thomas Massie not to take his opponents’ calls of concession. Even less of a smart move not to call them back. Way to go, Rand Junior. [Teabagger Hilarity Continues] Like we told you would happen, the national press is pointing out how anti-Obama Kentucky Democrats happen to be. [...]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Campaign Finance · Eastern Kentucky · Geoff Davis · Humor · KDP · KY-4 · Polling · Presidential Race · Senate · The Gays · Youth

You Most Likely Are Not Casting A Vote Today

May 22nd, 2012 · 1 Comment

Ooooh, lawwwd. It is election day and you should listen to this hilarity from some man of “jesus” (after tens and tens of you cast your votes, of course): “I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers,” he says in his sermon, delivered on May 13. “Build a great, big, [...]

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Tags: Campaign Finance · Corruption · Discrimination · Eastern Kentucky · Economy · FEAR! · Flashback · Health Care · Humor · Presidential Race · The Gays

We Get Awesome, Ignorant Hate Messages

May 18th, 2012 · 6 Comments

Check out the latest: Name: Doug Spoelker Email: Doug217@gmail.com Subject: Move. Message: If Louisville is such a bad place to you, then seriously, move back to eastern Ky. You are obviously a redneck cunt and your family tree is straight up. I lived in Morehead for years, so I know how inbred you rerards are. [...]

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Tags: Eastern Kentucky · Humor

Massie Afraid Of China, Goodman Schools Him

May 17th, 2012 · 2 Comments

You know what’s embarrassingly sad? Candidates for the 4th District congressional seat were at KET on Monday for a debate. During a discussion about where money to pay for federal education grants comes from, get a load of what Thomas Massie had to say: HAHA – China! Seems ole dude is taking his talking points [...]

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Tags: Economy · Education · FEAR! · Humor · KY-4 · Taxes

Carter County Tries Hard To Be Like Clay County

May 17th, 2012 · No Comments

What the crap is going on in Carter County these days? Now the Fiscal Court is up to no good with the DLG? Lawwwwd. [Journal-Times Here & Here] The wife of Chuck Wells says a defective heater caused a fire that killed her husband and she’s suing the manufacturer. [H-L] Mittens Romney used to love [...]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Corruption · Eastern Kentucky · Economy · Humor · Hypocrisy · Mainstream · Presidential Race · The Gays · Wasted Money

Louisvillians About To Take It You-Know-Where

May 15th, 2012 · No Comments

The Federal Home Loan Bank of Cincinnati has a program in which homeowners and renters who were displaced or who suffered damage to their primary homes might be eligible for grants of as much as $20,000 toward the purchase, construction or repair of a home. [H-L] What was that, again, about us being the only [...]

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Tags: College Sports · Eastern Kentucky · Environment · FEAR! · Giving Back · Health Care · Humor · KY-4 · Mitch McConnell · Polling · Presidential Race · Rand Paul

You Probably Don’t Hate The Gays Hard Enough

May 14th, 2012 · 4 Comments

Here’s a bunch of mouth-breathers freaking out over folks not hating the gays. [NPR] Will the Obama Campaign create a fancy website like this to hit Mittens Romney on his flip-floppy anti-gay ways? [Romney Economics] You should read this scathing op-ed about Steve Beshear’s road budget veto harming the residents of Clinton County. [H-L] For [...]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Budget · Corruption · Discrimination · Economy · Environment · Flashback · Humor · KY-4 · Mainstream · Presidential Race · Rand Paul · Steve Beshear · The Gays