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Entries Tagged as 'Humor'

Your Wednesday Dept of, Well, Outrageous Crap

July 1st, 2009 · 1 Comment

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Marcus Carey still can’t come to terms with the fact that a scary black man was overwhelmingly elected president. Now he can’t handle a liberal Jew getting elected in Minnesota. […]

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Tags: Embarrassing · Giving Back · Contest · Hypocrisy · Dan Mongiardo · Health Care · FEAR! · Humor · Stats

Anything is Possible in the United States

July 1st, 2009 · 25 Comments

By now we know that anything is possible in the United States. A Pit Bull from Alaska can run for the vice presidency. Governors can have fancy lady friends in Buenos Aires, while married, and still be governor. U.S. Senators can have fancy foot tapping encounters in airport restrooms and still be […]

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Tags: Senate · Humor

John Yarmuth Is Now Closer to Awesome

July 1st, 2009 · 5 Comments

Like Joe said, Congressman John Yarmuth now has almost enough Homo Reward Points to qualify as awesome. Mostly because he does not approve of wasting our nation’s time on creepy Michael Jackson/pervert/King of Pop by officially remembering him in the U.S. House of Representatives:

Yarmuth said: “I thought it was outrageous. In my […]

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Tags: KY-3 · Humor · Congress · John Yarmuth

Alcoholic Beverage Control Challenged in Court

June 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Violates the right to religious freedom, is violative of the first amendment of the U.S. constitution, violates Kentucky’s equal protection provisions, is an arbitrary exercise of authority, is an unconstitutional tax on the personal property of a religious organization.
That’s what Danny Ray Johnson is alleging in an appeal against Kentucky’s Alcoholic Beverage Control in Jefferson […]

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Tags: Giving Back · Discrimination · Humor · Mainstream

TGIF! No More Dancin’ Machine & Moonwalking

June 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Jeebus and all kinds of little boys are greeting Michael Jackson in heaven. Let’s do some moonwalking and crotch grabbing in his honor. Maybe we’ll wear just one glove all weekend in his honor. Lord knows Mark Sanford is thanking Michael Jackson for making him feel like Gary Condit on 9/11. […]

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Tags: Corruption · FEAR! · Humor · Hal Rogers · Kentucky Tourism · Gambling · Mitch McConnell · Wasted Money · Health Care · Kentucky Business · Steve Beshear

Let’s Take a Little Look at Daniel Mongiardo

June 25th, 2009 · No Comments

Some fancy person has created an interesting video montage/examination of Daniel Mongiardo. The video includes footage of Mongiardo that we originally published on the tubes involving him laughing while standing behind Ernesto Scorsone, who was at the time railing against homophobia and discrimination, footage of Lt. Dan speaking about discrimination at the NRA conference […]

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Tags: Discrimination · Dan Mongiardo · Humor · Flashback

Metro Corrections Sexytime Text Msg Scandal

June 25th, 2009 · 2 Comments

Oh noes! Louisville has its very own Kwame Kilpatrick sexytime text message scandal! Check out these text messages the city just released between the two Metro Corrections employees who were fired for allegedly lying:
The 15 pages of messages released by the city Wednesday indicate a close relationship between Dietz and McKune. On March 27, […]

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Tags: Embarrassing · Humor · FEAR! · Mainstream

It’s a Hot & Humid Wednesday of Drama & More

June 24th, 2009 · 6 Comments

The House & Senate agreed on several new “incentives” in Frankfort. Active-duty military members are now tax-exempt (state), folks trading in a vehicle for a different vehicle only pay sales tax on the difference of value in the two vehicles (wtf?), $5,000 credit for people who buy newly built homes. Not just any […]

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Tags: Investigation · Taxes · Discrimination · Hypocrisy · Military · Humor · The Gays · Jim Bunning · Corruption · Mainstream · Congress · Ben Chandler

Yet Another Pee Alert For Your Afternoon

June 24th, 2009 · 2 Comments

This mess from LEO Weekly has us in tears:
“I’ve always told the people of this great state the truth, no matter the cost or how ugly that truth might be,” Beshear said in his latest webcast. “And I’m here today to tell you that we’re all doomed.”
Citing, among other things, a nearly $1 billion statewide […]

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Tags: Dan Mongiardo · Humor · Steve Beshear

PEE ALERT! PEE ALERT! LEO PEE ALERT!

June 24th, 2009 · No Comments

HAHAHAHAHA:
On a hot, muggy day, Michael Heitz stands atop a hill in the lush, undulating landscape of Iroquois Park and points to something off in the distance, near a clearing of trees.
“BJ. One o’clock,” Heitz says. “Now that’s what I wanted to see.”
As director of Metro Parks, Heitz has every reason to be proud that […]

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Tags: Humor · The Gays · FEAR!