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Entries Tagged as 'Humor'

Get Excited For Those Special Election Funtimes

May 17th, 2013 · 1 Comment

Former Kentucky Democratic Party Chairman Bill Garmer said Friday he is considering running for the U.S. Senate next year if Secretary of State Alison Lundergan Grimes declines to enter the race against Republican incumbent Mitch McConnell. [PEE ALERT] Naturally, Republicans are split on a media shield law amid outrage over the Associated Press records seizure. [...]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Congress · Corruption · Economy · Humor · Investigation · Journalism · KDP · Kentucky Business · Mitch McConnell · Rumor · Senate · Special Election

Who Bought That Nudie Golden Girl Portrait?

May 17th, 2013 · No Comments

You know how we hyped the story about a painting of a naked Golden Girl selling for $1.9 million? Well, check this crap out: As you may have heard, last night at Christie’s, a painting of Bea Arthur entitled “Bea Arthur Topless” was purchased for $1.9 million. Was this buy the latest pick-me-up in Steve [...]

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Tags: Humor · Wasted Money

Papaw Beshear Still Loves Payday Loan Sharks

May 16th, 2013 · No Comments

Kentucky’s change to a managed care system of delivering Medicaid services continues to rile lawmakers, although they’re the ones who demanded cost-savings measures for the health care system for the poor and disabled. [Ronnie Ellis] Huxley Sommerville, group managing director at Fitch Ratings, increasingly fears another massive financial crisis. Ask him why and he tells [...]

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Tags: Corruption · Eastern Kentucky · Economy · Education · Environment · Humor · Investigation · Kentucky Business · Military · Steve Beshear

You’re Excited For The Special Session Funtimes

May 14th, 2013 · 1 Comment

You can’t even be in Lexington these days without getting shot or stabbed. That town is still trying to catch up to Louisville. [H-L] Pat Buchanan has a plan to win more white voters for the GOP. Which should make some racist old coots in Frankfort quite happy. [HuffPo] People magazine dubbed him “the deadliest [...]

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Tags: Corruption · Discrimination · Economy · Education · FEAR! · Flashback · Humor · Jobs · Mitch McConnell · Senate

A Photo Jamie Comer Probably Doesn’t Enjoy

May 9th, 2013 · 2 Comments

Check out the photo Politico decided to use for its story about Jamie Comer campaigning for hemp in Washington: Seems one of those individuals is currently serving time for a fairly high-profile murder. Whoopsiedaisy? On the flip side, it’s still better than being photographed with Jonathan Miller.

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Tags: Humor · Mainstream Mistake · Spotted

Bluegrass Institute Is Showing Its True Colors

May 9th, 2013 · 1 Comment

Caleb Brown leaves a comment on Page One – proving he’s sane and worthy of attention: Caleb O. Brown // May 2, 2013 at 4:57 pm At the risk of referring you to additional items produced by a “septic tank,” here are two short pieces I’ve written about the pension system and its constraints. LINK [...]

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Tags: FEAR! · Humor · Takin yer guns!

Will Rand Or Won’t Rand Give Up His Senate Seat?

May 8th, 2013 · No Comments

Mitch McConnell dropped into Pikeville and Hazard on behalf of his own re-election last week, but also to help realize his dream of becoming Senate majority leader by electing a Republican to replace retiring Democrat Jay Rockefeller of West Virginia. [H-L] Sens. Rand Paul and Marco Rubio are facing a big obstacle if they seek [...]

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Tags: Budget · Congress · Eastern Kentucky · Economy · Environment · Humor · Mitch McConnell · Rand Paul · UK

FEAR: Rand Paul-Sized Drones Becoming Reality

May 7th, 2013 · 1 Comment

Nearly a year after it was fined more than $800,000 for safety violations, K and D Mining Inc. — run by two operators of the Kentucky Darby Mine where five miners died in 2006 — has essentially disappeared and none of the fines have been paid, federal records show. [C-J/AKN] President Obama’s nominee to head [...]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Corruption · Economy · Education · Environment · FEAR! · Greg Stumbo · Health Care · Humor · Mitch McConnell · Rand Paul

The Best Steve Beshear Caption Contest Ever

May 6th, 2013 · 10 Comments

Oh, yes. It’s even better than this: So make it good. HERE YOU GO: Amen.

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Tags: Contest · Humor · Spotted · Steve Beshear

You’re Still Hung Over From The Horsie Races

May 5th, 2013 · No Comments

Last spring, Conor Murphy was a hired hand who spent his days galloping racehorses, combing knotted manes and shoveling manure in a stable in Berkshire, England. [H-L] The job market may not be as weak as it looked just a month ago — but it is still nowhere near as strong as it could be. [...]

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Tags: Alison Grimes · Barack Obama · Campaign Finance · Economy · Education · Flashback · Health Care · Humor · Jobs · Stats · Takin yer guns! · UK