Oh Snap Monday. Snow’s Melting Edition.

Democrats and Republicans across Kentucky are scrambling to become delegates at national party conventions this year. We won’t go on and on about how screwed up the national election process is in this country. But. It’s screwed up. [H-L]

The Rural Democrat closes the doors. We think he’ll be back, though, once it becomes apparent that the only way to stop the corruption in Frankfort is to air dirty laundry on a daily basis. [The Rural Democrat]

Mark Hebert says Steve Beshear is following in Ernie Fletcher’s footsteps. From socking his friends to abushing them with proposals, Mark lays it out. “What he (Beshear) has had, so far, is the ability to place himself on a deserted political island, all by himself. And it’s a lonely place. Just ask Ernie Fletcher.” [Hebert]

Wanting all Kentuckians to die of lung cancer is truly bipartisan in Frankfort these days. No one but our flip-flopping governor supports a cancer stick tax increase higher than 25 cents. Yay. More cancer for everyone. [Enquirer]

Will huge embarrassment Jim Gooch kill Stream Saver legislation? Who wants to take bets? If you’re someone who thinks for yourself, well, it may be a good idea for you to flood your elected representative with telephone calls today. A vote is expected tomorrow. [BGR, KFTC]

These are interesting times, kids. It’s fun to watch Republicans (okay, and Democrats in Kentucky) try to grasp the concept of global warming. [Cyberhillbilly]

Weekend Snow Bloggin’

Saturday is/was International Women’s Day!

Also, did you know it snowed a bunch? We watched it snow like 400 feet in six hours. Peep the top of our Jeep and the view of our swimming pool. Yes, the snow is that deep. In March.


Any cool snow shots from your neck of the woods, readers?

Friday Updates N Such. Snowy Again Edition

Jim Welp made fun of Jim Gooch again. YES! [LEO]

Heather French Henry in a dance off with John Schnatter, Susan Sweeney Crum and Ed Hamilton? WTF? Really? [C-J]

OMG. Ask a Mexican is on YouTube! The end is extremely effing nigh, people. We are in the same sort of heaven Stuff White People Like created. [YouTube]

Mountaintop Removal and Stream Saver legislation finally got some mainstream coverage. Can you believe it? Yeah, us either. [KFTC]

Mark McKinley takes issue with the fact that Bruce Lunsford is a “corporatist” but he neglects to recognize that his chosen boy, Greg Fischer, is also a corporate brat, as are all of the Christy & Owsley-backed candidates McKinley has supported over the last few election cycles. Yes, we’re equal opportunity haters and will hate on Bruce again soon. [LEO]

Southern Political Report is loosely kind to Greg Fischer and not even negative toward Bruce Lunsford. The Report had the following to say of Fischer’s poll released a couple days ago, “They pays their money and you takes your choice.” Snap. [Southern Political Report]

Speaking of Bruce Lunsford, his horse Tessa Blue has earned a race-best $452,800. In case you were wondering, that’s more than most people make in 15 years. [Blood-Horse]

And Steve Beshear is seriously supporting a 70-cent cancer stick tax hike? What is the world coming to?! Steve Beshear is showing balls again! Like the time a couple weeks ago when he almost showed slight leadership! How courageous. [PolWatchers]

Al Gore Has $$$$$$$$$

Did you know?

Former Vice President Al Gore got woah loaded after the presidency was stolen from him in 2000. Basically, I want to grow up to be just like Al Gore: disgustingly wealthy with all kinds of free Apple products.

If any friendly Republicans would like to help us (okay, just Jake, forget Rick– he’s on his own) get sickeningly rich by talking about the melting polar icecaps, well, that’d be just fine.

Email me here. Get rich quick schemes welcome. So are anonymous cash donations and free Apple products. (Hint: MacBook Pro with 4 gigs of ram, 15″ glossy, please.)

Check it:

Gore Invests $35 Million for Hedge Funds With EBay Billionaire

By Miles Weiss

March 6 (Bloomberg) — Former U.S. Vice President Al Gore left the White House seven years ago with less than $2 million in assets, including a Virginia home and the family farm in Tennessee. Now he’s making enough to put $35 million in hedge funds and other private partnerships.

Gore invested the money with Capricorn Investment Group LLC, a Palo Alto, California, firm that selects the private funds for clients and invests in makers of environmentally friendly products, according to a Feb. 1 securities filing. Capricorn was founded by billionaire Jeffrey Skoll, former president of EBay Inc. and an executive producer of Gore’s Oscar-winning documentary film on global warming.

One-Day Tropical Weather Is Gone Update Edition

Study: Kentucky government’s service of public is average and has received an overall grade of B- from the Pew Center on the States in its latest “Grading the States” report. Everyone breathe a sigh of relief– we didn’t fail! [Business First]

The downfall of Kentucky’s marijuana kingpins? We’ve read the same story over and over for 20 years. Fat chance. [H-L]

Ralph Long lets it rip on all of the walking dead in Kentucky these days. Budget, casinos, Bruce, Jennifer. Ralph dishes the dirt, kids. We love him because he never holds back and is way classier than us. [Ralph Long]

Did you know? Rep. Darryl Owens admits Steve Beshear has made zero effort to push a constitutional amendment limiting a governor’s pardoning power. This is after promising in January to lead the fight for ethics reform. Don’t let your eyes roll back in your head. [PolWatchers]

Rep. Kathy Stein has joined Operation Gooch. Apparently, Kathy knows how to think for herself and realizes it’s effing heinous that Gooch chairs the Natural Resources and Environment Committee. [BlueGrassRoots]

And the gubnuh may finally be realizing that we need to raise the cigarette tax. The reality in Frankfort must be hard-hitting these days. [Hebert]

It’s Leap Friday!!!! Updates & Such

Humana raised the base salaries of its top officers one billion dollars. CEO Mike McCallister got $50K (now $1,025,000), SVP/CFO/treasurer Jim Bloem got $35K ($545,000), COO Jim Murray got $40K ($670,000), SVP/CIO got $18K ($520,000) and SVP/CSIO Bruce Goodman got $17K ($492,000). [Business First]

We have absolutely no idea what he’s saying but this is why you should never allow your children to watch Barney. Barney is the devil. Here’s proof. Thanks to Joe @ BGR for scaring the bejeezus out of us with this clip. [Soulja Boy Barney]

Governor Steve Beshear arguing against global warming and cuts in Kentucky that could help stop the coming apocalypse or whatever? Apparently happened during his trip to the White House. All from Bob Novak. WTF. We love us some first-rate hypocrisy. [C-J]

Mitch McConnell’s approval rating is now above 50%. Highest it’s been since the evil librul nutroots started telling the truth about Red Chinese Money Mitch – and stopped once the DSCC/KDP/Beshear forced the best man out of the race. The man Republicans admit they fear. So, good luck, KDP, thanks for tossing us aside. We’ll make sure this race is easy for you. [BGR, SUSA]

Don’t tase me, bro! An unruly teenager was tased at a Jefferson County high school because he went batshit crazy while resisting arrest. Yay. We love America’s youth and the crazy crap their parents let them get away with. [C-J]