Friday Afternoon Dept of Lady Treats & Outrage and Our Computer Still Hasn’t Shipped Blah

HAHA OH GOD. That fancy comic on your left is hilarious. And there are millions more where that came from. Clicky clicky on it to check out all the rest.

Oh, hey, it is Friday afternoon. Are you upset that your MacBook Pro still hasn’t shipped from China? Us too. I mean, who cares that it’s been “Prepared for Shipment” for three days?

Oh, did you know? We are going to waste our entire afternoon listening to this new Keane album released on Monday while drinking some elitist tea. We may even go enjoy some lady treats with some ladies, which you can’t do, because, well, who cares?

Also, we want to see that movie, W. So. Take us to see it.

The Republican Party of Kentucky is upset with Steve Henry confidant and State Senator Joey Pendleton and has requested that Attorney General Jack Conway investigate him. Pendleton violated terms of his employment with Murray State University by accepting salary from the school on days when he was actually in Frankfort on legislative duty. We’re including the RPK’s letter along with supporting documents. [RPK Letter & Documents (PDF Link)]

Louisville Metro Council President Jim King, known Mitch McConnell supporter, father of notorious and inexperienced attorney Katie King, and all-around asshat is effing things up in Louisville. Again. Imagine that. To think this guy thinks he’d make a great mayor for the city. In other news, he still hasn’t been cleared of involvement in the anti-gay Ken Herndon mailer from May. [The ‘Ville Voice]

Seems that every year Auditor Crit Luallen’s office tells Morgan County Sheriff Mickey Whitt the same thing. Clean up your act, follow the law, handle your banking like an adult and do what you’re supposed to do. And every year he forgets to, you know, do anything. He’s not the only one. [Auditor’s Report (PDF Link)]

Not a rumor: Guess which boyfriend of a State Party political chair got upset when he was compared to a member of an opposing party. We call them like we see them here. And. Uh. It’s clear that the other side is better at “live blogging” for the Courier-Journal or whatever. [We Get Emails]

From the department of bullshiz and wasted money. Richie Farmer, Kentucky’s figurehead of an Agriculture Commissioner, is offering a contract for someone who wants to clip newspaper, magazine and interet references to… Richie Farmer, the department and its Kentucky Proud brand. The previous contract was $8,400 per year. And. Uh. We’re calling bull on this one. What a waste. SET UP GOOGLE ALERTS! Stop flushing money down the toilet. [PolSmo…watchers]

WATB Mitch Chickenhawk McConnell whined and complained to the Courier-Journal editorial board this morning. He defended his sickening attack ads against Bruce Lunsford, which he can’t back up at all. It’s too bad that like 900% of voters claim negative b.s. ads don’t work on them. And it’s too bad that the other 900% of people are brainless and believe everything they see on the teevee. [WHAS11]

It’s Thursday & Our Puter Still Hasn’t Shipped

We’re in meetings and such for a couple hours. Don’t burn the barn down while we’re away.

Meanwhile, here’s some stuff and things for you ladies to complain about.

Mitch McConnell. WATB. He’s all sad because Bruce has more money than his chickenhawk self. [H-L]

Mitch McConnell is attempting to run fro the party he helps lead, even while bragging about his clout. What a walking contradiction. And the rest of this Wall Street Journal article is kind of a waste of words. Even though Bruce Lunsford is the economic wave or whatever. [WSJ]

Don’t ask, don’t tell. A soldier’s legacy. Just in case you missed this wonderful article from the New Yorker. Give it a read. [New Yorker]

Hi, my name is Marcus Carey, and I just make shiz up because Barack Osama is one of those scary blacks! FEAR! Barack will say anything to get elected! You know those Democrats lie and want to raise your taxes! [Gag]

Barack Obama’s campaign for the Presidency just said it’s considering spending money in Kentucky. Ruh ro. It’s getting closer, ladies, and Grampa John McCain will have to retire to a “home.” [West Virginia Gazette]

Haha, oh god, Levi Johnston has been told he wants to say something. [236]

That mean, librul Courier-Journal is upsetting Mitch McConnell again. This time the editorial board calls McConnell what he is– a chicken– who doesn’t have the balls to face his constituency, his opponent or the truth. [C-J]

Wednesday. Right-Wing Looking Desperate & Scared.

The McConnell campaign spins, lies and just all-around makes crap up. All in the name of keeping Mitch in office. His latest Valor ad has been debunked by us and now the Courier-Journal. [C-J]

Even the Herald-Leader’s Ryan Alessi tore the ad apart. “[T]he central charge of the ad is not backed up on-screen or off with any official documentation.” Mitch McConnell should be asahamed. [H-L]

Seriously? This is reason not to support Heather Ryan? Her quote about our economy being jacked and us being stuck in Iraq? Ha. You make so much sense. Overstating the current risk to our economy? You could be living on the streets and your lying Republican butt would say there’s nothing wrong with the economy. [David Adams]

Marcus Carey got his panties in a twist when we called him out for racist language. But he’s kept it up. With headlines like Why Do Black Voters Like Obama? This is a HOOT! and Did William Ayers, The Unrepentant Terrorist, Ghost Write Obama’s Book? And he wonders why he isn’t taken seriously outside of a few Republicans. [Marcus Carey Part 1 & Part 2]

Haha. Aww. The Republican National Committee may get a $5 million loan in order to help save Mitch McConnell. You know how it is. Win at all costs, no matter what, even if you have to borrow the money. It’s that important for the corrupt to stay in power. [Politico via Hebert]

David Boswell is a terrible candidate for U.S. Congress. But Brett Guthrie still resorts to making shiz up and spinning out of control. These are the same people preaching for truth and honesty in the streets while condeming people in their churches. [Guthrie’s Latest Ad]

What will YOU do after election day when it’s all over? Will you continue your mouth-breather ways of sitting on the couch complaining or will you flee to your underground shelter that protects you from the gays and the foreigners? [Political Machine]

Shouldn’t you have to make sense and maybe, you know, not contradict every sentence you write before you’re permitted to write for a newspaper? Just wondering. [Georgetown News-Graphic]

Haha. Corrupt Labor Secretary Elaine Chao, wife of Mitch Chickenhawk McConnell, is complaining about how the Courier-Journal is unfair to her Chickenhawk husband when it tells the truth. Sure, the paper may be worthless. But let’s get real, lady. [Trey Pollard]

What was that about Barry being a terraist lover? John McCain’s transition chief aided Saddam Hussein in a fancy lobbying effort. What was that, again? Hypocrisy much? [Huffington Post]

Oh, and here’s a video of Grampa John McCain speaking to ACORN. More hypocrisy. [McCain Video]

McDonald’s Protest Update – Photos & Such

Fairness and other groups staged a large protest this afternoon outside of McDonald’s on East Market Street in Louisville.

We stopped by for a moment to snap some photos but got there late. BUT– the Fairness Campaign snapped several photos and was kind enough to send them along to us with their post-event press release. So many thanks.

Here’s the release:

LOUISVILLE, KY – Representatives of a variety of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender groups as well as other civil rights organizations protested in downtown Louisville this afternoon in response to an anti-gay incident at a McDonald’s restaurant. The protestors called for an end to anti-gay discrimination and an official response to the incident by the fast food mega-corporation. They were reacting to an incident in which a McDonald’s employee referred to a group of gay customers as “faggots” and other anti-gay slurs, and then a supervisor said she didn’t see what the “big deal” was and refused to refund the customers’ payment.

“For any business to treat its gay customers this way is beyond the pale,” said Becca O’Neill with UofL’s Lambda Law Caucus, one of the groups that organized the demonstration. Other groups involved in organizing the protest included ACLU of Kentucky, Fairness Campaign, and UofL’s commonGround. “All we want is for all customers, gay or straight, to be treated with decency and respect. Nobody should fork over their hard-earned money for a meal and be treated this way.”

Read the rest of the release, see the Fairness photos and our own after the jump…

Read moreMcDonald’s Protest Update – Photos & Such

Fairness & Other Groups Protesting McDonald’s

The Fairness campaign, ACLU of Kentucky, University of Louisville’s commonGround, Lambda Law Caucus and dozens of community members are gathering at noon today to protest anti-gay discrimination by employees of a downtown Louisville McDonald’s. Read our original stories here and here.

Brief synopsis: In July, five visitors were waiting for their food to be prepared at McDonald’s when an employee behind the counter referred to them as “faggots” to another employee. The visitors asked to speak with a manager. As they waited for the supervisor on duty, the employee who had called them “faggots” started arguing with them, repeatedly calling them “faggots” in front of other customers and calling one of them a “cocksucker” and “bitch.” The supervisor on duty refused to refund the group’s purchase, and all attempts to solve the issue with McDonald’s managers and corporate offices have been ignored. A complaint has been filed with the Louisville Human Relations Commission.

  • Who: Ryan Marlatt and Teddy Eggers, two Indianapolis residents who were called “faggots” and other anti-gay slurs by a McDonald’s employee; Becca O’Neill, Lambda Law Caucus; Michael Aldridge, Executive Director, ACLU of Kentucky; Jeff Rodgers, Co-coordinator, Fairness Campaign; and other members of the LGBT community.
  • Where: McDonald’s, 420 E. Market St., downtown Louisville between Preston & Jackson Streets
  • When: 12 p.m., Friday, October 10, 2008

We’ll unfortunately be at lunch, so someone please snap pictures and send them our way.

Mayor Abramson: Infringing on Rights of Others

Finally, the news is coming out that Louisville Mayor Jerry Abramson tried to prevent employees of a non-governmental agency from running for public office.

Mayor for Life Jerry has been working overtime to keep Ken Herndon out of office. The Mayor’s office got Jim King to write a nasty letter to Herndon’s employer, the Louisville Downtown Management District. And all kinds of other crazy crap.

You’ve gotta read LEO’s take on it all:

In June, LEO Weekly reported that three weeks before Election Day, Metro Council President Jim King, D-10, sent a letter to Dan Kelleher, president of LDMD, raising a question about the legitimacy of Herndon’s candidacy. After reminding Kelleher that the agency’s budget required Metro Council approval, King — who donated $2,000 to the campaign of Herndon’s primary opponent, Councilman George Unseld — stated in the letter that he’d “received several inquiries” about Herndon, “an active employee … participating in a primary election as an opponent of an incumbent Metro Councilman.”

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Since then, LDMD has launched a review of its policies, focusing heavily on the right of employees to run for public office. Bruce Traughber, the city’s director of economic development, who sits on the LDMD Board of Directors as proxy for Mayor Abramson, is spearheading the review.

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“Anybody ought to be able to run for the Metro Council,” Downard says. “If not, what we’re doing is telling anybody who’s here who might know anything about city government, ‘You can’t run against us.’”

Click here to read the rest…