Dirty Mayor of Detroit Kwame Kilpatrick– the sex pervert who likes to send sexy text messages to every ladyfriend on his staff– is finally going to jail!
A judge Thursday ordered Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick jailed after determining he violated terms of his bond by taking an unauthorized trip to Canada last month.
Kilpatrick, who is facing felony charges of perjury, obstruction of justice and misconduct of office, has been free on $75,000 bond. He has been snarled in a public scandal since January, when the Detroit Free Press reported that he had exchanged romantic text messages with his former chief of staff, Christine Beatty, indicating the two were involved in an affair.
Sending sexy text messages and lying about it to save your marriage and corrupt fiefdom sure can be a bitch. But so can taking unauthorized trips to foreign countries! Don’t do it, ladies.
Now, if only we could catch a few Kentucky legislators, mayors, et al up in a sexy text message ring…