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Entries Tagged as 'Contest'

TGIF! Kentucky State Fair Is Now In Full Swing

August 20th, 2010 · 1 Comment

I’m pretty sure you want to win tickets to see the Actors Theatre production of The Kite Runner. So you should enter to win. [Page One]
The latest hot rumor rolling out of the Rand Paul world is that he and his father want to run for President and Vice President – together. And at least [...]

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Tags: Campaign Finance · Contest · Giving Back · Humor · Jonathan Miller · Kentucky Tourism · Rand Paul · Rumor · Senate · Spotted · Steve Beshear

Jack Still Loves The Bush Tax Cuts Like Woah

August 19th, 2010 · 1 Comment

I’m pretty sure you want to win tickets to see the Actors Theatre production of The Kite Runner. So you should enter to win. [Page One]
Haha, Jim Newberry’s city hall is a tower of irony and confusion. Lexington’s never-ending nightmare reigns supreme. [H-L]
Are Americans really this ignorant? 43% don’t know what religion the [...]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Contest · Corruption · David L. Williams · Discrimination · Election 2011 · Giving Back · Jack Conway · Kentucky Tourism · Law Enforcement · Mitch McConnell · Polling · Rand Paul · Richie Farmer · Senate · Taxes · The Gays

You Could Win Tickets To Actors Theatre

August 19th, 2010 · 15 Comments

Here’s the deal: I’m putting my money where my mouth is. More of you should do the same, if you can. I want more people to get to know what Louisville has to offer. So throughout the next several months, I’m giving away four tickets to nine different Actors Theatre productions. [...]

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Tags: Contest · Giving Back · Kentucky Tourism

Today Is A Very Important Day Of Giving Back

August 13th, 2010 · 3 Comments

Who won the Joe Arnold Commemorative WHAS11/Courier-Journal Bluegrass Poll conducted by SurveyUSA for WHAS11 and the Louisville Courier-Journal Award For Being The Individual In Traditional Media Responsible for Assaulting People With Wands? Find out. [WE HAVE SOME WINNERS!]
Of course Jack Conway and Ben Chandler ignorantly support an extension of the Bush tax [...]

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Tags: Ben Chandler · Contest · Corruption · Discrimination · Eastern Kentucky · Flashback · Giving Back · Jack Conway · Journalism · Rand Paul · Senate · Taxes · Wasted Money

Some Happy Birthday Golden Poo Winners

August 13th, 2010 · 17 Comments

DUN DUN DUN. Happy Friday the 13th. What a perfect day to hand out some awards and celebrate an anniversary/birthday/immaculate conception. Three years ago, in hell, this mess was borne of heathenous thoughts and bags of sucked things.
I can’t believe this is our third anniversary on the internets. Who knew that [...]

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Tags: Contest · Giving Back

TGIF! Paulbots Are Taking Over, In Space, Maybe

August 13th, 2010 · 1 Comment

The Second Annual Golden Poo Awards will be revealed later today. Who will win? Gabe Bullard? David Adams? Steve Beshear? Check back in a few hours to find out. [Don't Forget]
Lexington Public Lie-Berry has hired a new director. After that other lie-berry lady got all bad or whatever and then [...]

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Tags: Contest · Corruption · Eastern Kentucky · Giving Back · Humor · Jack Conway · John Yarmuth · Rand Paul · Senate · Spotted · The Gays · Wasted Money

Happy Fancy Farm Weekend! Fun Starts Right Now

August 6th, 2010 · 26 Comments

It’s the final day of our very professional-sounding and important Second Annual Golden Poo Awards. There are ten glorious categories for which you may nominate Kentucky’s finest. You’ve got til this Sunday to make your nominations known. So please step up to the plate and make your voice heard. Your, ahem, “favorite” [...]

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Tags: Contest · David L. Williams · Election 2011 · Giving Back · Health Care · Jack Conway · Kentucky Tourism · Mainstream · Senate · Stats

Second Annual Golden Poo Awards: Final Day

August 6th, 2010 · 16 Comments

Welcome to the final day of the Second Annual Golden Poo Awards in honor of our third anniversary. Ten lucky winners will receive a fancy pile of golden poo. And you, our terrific readers, are going to help give the awards.
See how great the poo is? Everybody wants it, just because, amen.
Which [...]

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Tags: Contest · Corruption · FEAR! · Giving Back · Wasted Money

TGIF! Bad News For Jack On Eve Of Fancy Farm

August 6th, 2010 · 2 Comments

The Second Annual Golden Poo Awards end today. If you haven’t made nominations in each category, time is running out! Only open through Sunday. [Page One]
Big blind item: Does anyone else think it’s alarming and reprehensible that a former candidate for elected office and veteran would tell a current veteran running for office [...]

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Tags: Campaign Finance · Contest · Corruption · David L. Williams · Election 2011 · Flashback · Giving Back · Hypocrisy · Investigation · Jack Conway · Labor · Mitch McConnell · Polling · Rand Paul · Rumor · Senate · Spotted · Steve Beshear · Veterans · Wasted Money

KDP’s Republican Chair Will Keep You Informed

August 5th, 2010 · 1 Comment

The Second Annual Golden Poo Awards end tomorrow. If you haven’t made nominations in each category, time is running out! Only open through Sunday. [Page One]
You should take a deep look at card check/union legislation with an open mind. And remember that Scott Jennings is spinning out of control with his fake issues [...]

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Tags: Contest · Economy · George W. Bush · Giving Back · KDP · Labor · Mainstream Mistake · Rand Paul · Senate · The Gays