Jeff Hoover’s Finally Had His Bigoted Butt Handed To Him And We All Get To Watch Him Melt Down

The Legislative Research Commission is still corrupt as hell. The former chief clerk of the Kentucky House has filed a lawsuit saying he was fired for reporting ethical misdeeds in the sexual harassment scandal involving former House Speaker Jeff Hoover and other lawmakers. Brad Metcalf, who was fired in January, alleges in his whistleblower suit filed Thursday that the woman who made the complaint showed him text messages she’d exchanged with Hoover, “many of an explicit nature,” as well as a timeline of their “inappropriate encounters,” before the secret settlement was reached. [C-J/AKN]

In the midst of a federal investigation into corruption in the world of college basketball, a Louisville lawmaker is trying to tighten up the rules that govern athletic agents. [Linda Blackford]

Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson is changing the mission statement of his agency, removing promises of inclusive and discrimination-free communities. [HuffPo]

Republican John Schickel is a basket of clown dicks. That old racist is fighting to keep forced child marriages legal. [More C-J/AKN]

The world’s biggest investment management firm is stepping up pressure on companies that make and sell guns after the Florida school shooting. [BBC]

Kim Davis is a hypocrite and a monster. But Matt Bevin is worse. Can’t wait til people start to talk about what goes on in his private office. 2019 will be fun. [WDRB]

A prominent Kremlin-linked Russian politician has methodically cultivated ties with leaders of the National Rifle Association and documented efforts in real time over six years to leverage those connections and gain deeper access into American politics. [NPR]

It’s a far cry from what the original pension reform proposal released last fall and it’s far from acceptable to most teachers and state employees, but Wednesdaym a state Senate committee sent a compromise pension reform bill to the full Senate. [Ronnie Ellis]

The Supreme Court ruled on Tuesday that people held in immigration detention, sometimes for years, are not entitled to periodic hearings to decide whether they may be released on bail. [NY Times]

On wintry or rainy days, most Kentucky state lawmakers travel from their offices in the annex through an underground tunnel connected to the Capitol building. [More Ronnie Ellis]

Inside the White House, aides over the past week have described an air of anxiety and volatility — with an uncontrollable commander in chief at its center. These are the darkest days in at least half a year, they say, and they worry just how much farther Donald Trump and his administration may plunge into unrest and malaise before they start to recover. As one official put it: “We haven’t bottomed out.” [WaPo]

he state House Judiciary Committee heard a second day of testimony on a bill legalizing the use of medical marijuana – this time from opponents – but took no vote. [Even More Ronnie Ellis]

George Nader, a Lebanese-American businessman, has hovered on the fringes of international diplomacy for three decades. He was a back-channel negotiator with Syria during the Clinton administration, reinvented himself as an adviser to the de facto ruler of the United Arab Emirates, and last year was a frequent visitor to Donald Trump’s White House. Mr. Nader is now a focus of the investigation by Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel. [More NY Times]

A newly-elected board of elders for Southern Acres Christian Church has taken possession of the church and ousted senior pastor Cameron McDonald from his position. [H-L]

Sen Turd Cruz (R-Racist) has a warning for his fellow Republicans: The party is in danger of losing both houses of Congress in November. [HuffPo]

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