Matt Bevin Is Your National Embarrassment

You know what’s premature? Literally everything Mitch McConnell has ever done. I mean literally literally. Thank goodness time is not on this old fucker’s side. [H-L]

Far-right white men are the people this country should be worry about – domestic terrorists. But the New Republicans don’t want to do the responsible thing because they’re all fucked in the head. At least 50 people were killed and 200 wounded after a gunman opened fire on a country music festival in Las Vegas late Sunday night, police said. It was the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history. [HuffPo]

No, Angela Leet has no shot at becoming Louisville’s mayor. She has no political network. She has no money. She has no ability to raise money. She’s nice but she’s better off doing almost anything else in life. Cause if she continues this silly effort to run for mayor, she’s going to find that her ass gets handed to her swiftly. [C-J/AKN]

The Trump administration is under fire from LGBT activists and human rights supporters over a vote on Tuesday against a resolution condemning the use of the death penalty. But it isn’t just this particular resolution or the current administration — the US has never supported any measure at the UN that condemns the death penalty. [BuzzFeed]

A federal judge has blocked a Kentucky law requiring a doctor performing an abortion to conduct an ultrasound. [WFPL]

Liberal U.S. Supreme Court justices on Monday defended the right of workers to bring class-action lawsuits against companies but their conservative counterparts who are in the majority sounded skeptical in the biggest business case of the court’s new term. [Reuters]

“We are watching, waiting and being as proactive as possible,” said Beth Brock, Madison County school board chair, as board members discussed how the district might be affected by the state’s pension crisis and budget cuts. [Richmond Register]

The Russians who posed as Americans on Facebook last year tried on quite an array of disguises. [NY Times]

The Boyd County School District’s budget looks healthy on the surface, but the specter of state cuts and retirement funding requirements is cause for concern, district officials say. [Ashland Independent]

The apparent tactic underscores how the Russians used U.S.-based technology platforms to target Americans with highly tailored and sometimes-contradictory messages to exploit divisions in American society over the past two years. [WaPo]

A few members of the Tompkinsville Volunteer Fire Department will soon be receiving new turnout gear thanks to recent action taken by the Tompkinsville City Commission. [Glasgow Daily Times]

Democrats are under pressure from a resurgent left that wants tough gun control legislation in the wake of the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history. [The Hill]

Yet more proof Matt Bevin is one of the dumbest people to ever walk the earth. His staff tells us that every time we poke fun at his fake, extremist religion, he loses his shit a little. So we’re going to keep doing it. His beliefs aren’t real and you should crack jokes about them. They’re fairy tales that he learned at Six Flags Over Jesus in Louisville. [H-L]

How is it possible to be so devastatingly stupid and tone-deaf? As millions of Puerto Ricans struggle to recover from Hurricane Maria, Donald Trump attended a golfing event Sunday. And just in case anyone was going to go after him for not paying attention to the disaster, he attempted to pre-empt the criticism: He dedicated the trophy to the victims of the storm. [HuffPo]

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