Shoo, Someone Lied To Colmon Elridge!

Well, we already know lawmakers don’t have any sense. And parents? That’s debatable. So it’s going to be pretty tough to resolve this kids with guns thing. [H-L]

A Frankfart doctor is making the national news rounds for a remarkable (good) reason. [HuffPo]

Good fucking grief! If you have guns in your home and plan to have children around? LOCK THOSE GUNS UP! It’s common sense. If a kid dies BECAUSE OF YOUR GUN? You should face criminal charges for negligence. Even if you’re the parent. I’m saying this as someone who has grown up around and has guns – I’m not anti-gun, as idiots like Jeff Hoover would love to claim. These people, suffering though they may be, deserve to face criminal prosecution. [C-J/AKN]

Vladimir Putin’s former media czar was murdered in Washington, DC on the eve of a planned meeting with the U.S. Justice Department, according to two FBI agents whose assertions cast new doubts on the US government’s official explanation of his death. [BuzzFeed]

Public transportation officials want Louisvillians to weigh in on the new fare collection system. [WFPL]

New Nazis/New Republicans are corrupt monsters. Because the Sixth and Seventh Amendments of the U.S. Constitution are apparently less important than making sure that banks, credit card companies, student loan companies, and other financial services be allowed to behave badly with impunity, the House of Representatives has voted to overturn a new federal regulation that would have helped American consumers hold these companies accountable through the legal system. [Consumerist]

Who on earth told Colmon Elridge he has a shot running for anything like Congress?! They lied to him hardcore. And Jim Gray? HAHAHA. No. Amy McGrath is also butthole deep with shitty people like Jonathan Miller, so she’s an obvious NO. There should be no exceptions in supporting people tied to shysters like Miller, who stood by criminals like Tim Conley and Tim Longmeyer until they crossed the threshold into prison. Reggie Thomas is the sanest, best pick for that district by a long shot. [Ronnie Ellis]

American democracy is in crisis. The election of Donald Trump feels like a state of emergency made normal. [Salon]

Traffic flow, parking and crosswalks around Glasgow’s public square were top issues discussed Monday by infrastructure committee members from the Barren Fiscal Court, the Glasgow City Council and the Glasgow-Barren County Chamber of Commerce, as well as representatives of the Glasgow Water Company and the Kentucky Transportation Cabinet, plus a few others. [Glasgow Daily Times]

Pakistan’s Supreme Court disqualified Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif from office on Friday over undeclared assets, plunging the nuclear-armed South Asian nation into political turmoil after a period of relative stability. [Reuters]

Mark Cole goes to work every day with the goal of protecting children. [Ashland Independent]

Former Interior Secretary Sally Jewell offered a pointed criticism Wednesday of the current administration’s views on public lands — particularly of its decision to review 27 national monuments, with an eye towards altering or removing them. Jewell gave the remarks in a keynote address at Outdoor Retailer, the Outdoor Industry Association’s annual trade show in Utah. [ThinkProgress]

Numbers pale in comparison to those illegally prescribed by doctors and “pain” clinics in Eastern Kentucky. A man who split time between Detroit and Hazard and had access to what a judge called “mind-boggling quantities of drugs” allegedly headed a conspiracy that imported millions of dollars worth of pain pills to sell in Eastern Kentucky. [H-L]

What happens when a former Marine general used to structure and discipline is brought in to run the office of an unstructured and undisciplined chief executive? [HuffPo]

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