When The Pope Rails Against Trump, You Know The Republican Party of Kentucky Is Waaaaay In The Dark Ages

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Kentucky was ranked the 9th worst state to retire — particularly for the 31 percent of adults with little to no retirement savings or pension — in a new study released Monday. [H-L]

Maybe one of the dumbest people to ever walk the planet? Kellyanne Conway, a counselor to President Donald Trump, said she didn’t understand why millions of people around the world attended protests Saturday, especially after the president’s “uplifting and unifying” inauguration speech. [HuffPo]

A federal judge in Washington D.C. has dealt a huge blow to health insurer Aetna’s $37 billion bid to acquire Louisville’s Humana, backing regulators who’d argued that combining the companies will stifle competition in hundreds of markets around the country. [C-J/AKN]

Screw the little people, the middle class and people who actually need support. [The Hill]

A woman who shot and wounded a man who allegedly attacked her one year ago inside a downtown Louisville parking garage has filed a lawsuit against the garage’s owners and others, claiming negligent security. [WAVE3]

Democratic state officials took a step on Monday to try to defend the U.S. Consumer Financial Protection Bureau in a court battle that could defang it, worried that Republican President Donald Trump’s administration will not safeguard the agency. [Reuters]

Wondering why Eastern Kentuckians remain in the dark and surprised when shit hits the fan? It’s because people like Andrew Adkins – folks who serve as the only media sources – seek to normalize and soften people like Donald Trump. Yes, that’s exactly what he did, like it or not. Even if he’s wise enough to know not to support the man. And a pro-tip: “minority groups” does not equal “immigrants” – the folks who fear their time in the country could be cut short. [Ashland Independent]

Pope Francis has warned against a rise in populism and the dangers of allowing political crises to usher in dictators like Hitler. [BBC]

Exterior-upgrade work on several Housing Authority of Glasgow duplex units on Robinson Court is nearly finished, and work on a maintenance shop building is underway. [Glasgow Daily Times]

Donald Trump brought many conflicts of interest with him when he moved into the White House last week. Chief among them are the Trump Organization’s dealings with foreign power and players, including leasing office space to one Chinese state-owned bank and borrowing money from another. [Mother Jones]

Here’s a fun way to start killing off the most vulnerable. Republicans plan to turn control of Medicaid over to the states as part of their replacement for the Affordable Care Act, according to an adviser to President Donald Trump. [WFPL]

Kellyanne Conway, counselor to President Trump, said on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday that the White House had put forth “alternative facts” to ones reported by the news media about the size of Mr. Trump’s inauguration crowd. [NY Times]

As congressional Republicans meet this week to gut Barack Obama’s signature health-care law, they can look for guidance to Kentucky, where a big political promise met with reality to force the type of compromise national lawmakers might face. [H-L]

“A fact is a piece of information presented as having objective reality,” tweeted the Merriam-Webster Dictionary, who, having had the job of defining words since 1828, knows a thing or two about the English language. [HuffPo]

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