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2014 Golden Poo Awards – New Beginnings: Day 3

July 2nd, 2014 · 11 Comments

It’s day three!

Be sure you cast your vote for previous (s)categories!

Day 1For the Candidate Who Campaigned for Something and Was Counted On to Bring It…. But Couldn’t Produce Shit When the Pressure Was On

Day 2Worst Example Of Total Incompetence From A Local Or State Official

In honor of all the shenanigans this year, let’s do this thing. Ten (un)lucky winners will receive a fancy pile of golden b.s. — pictured above.

They’ll also receive a custom fridge magnet something like this:


IT’S PURPOSEFULLY UGLY

YOU get to nominate them all.

Which elected officials, public employees, candidates, reporters, public figures, et al are absolutely full of it? Chime in.

Each day for ten days we’ll announce a new award category for which you may submit an unlimited number of nominees. Once all nominations are received, we’ll announce the winners and deliver the, ahem, trophies.

Today’s (s)category is:

Most Pee-Worthy Abuse Of Social Media By A Public Figure Acting Like A 12-Year-Old Girl

Submit your nomination – along with your reasoning – in the comments. Keep it funny or else!

Tags: Contest · FEAR! · Giving Back · Uncategorized

11 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Luke Barlowe // Jul 2, 2014 at 11:46 am

    Randy Paul, who needs a reason.

  • 2 Go Big Blue // Jul 2, 2014 at 12:31 pm

    For Day 2 I would say Joey Pendleton for being the only public official I can think of who more/less accepted a clear quid pro quo of 90,000 in consulting fees from a retail project in Oak Grove KY in exchange for him passing a HUGE tif for the project.

    For Day 3 I nominate Will Coursey for his facebook non-sense regarding his sexual harrasment case.

  • 3 Novena // Jul 3, 2014 at 7:20 am

    “Retire this Damn Board!”

    Tommy Elliott, chair of the KY Retirement System, perhaps the worst in the U.S. It is doing a massive disservice to a huge segment of the Commonwealth. Dishonorable mention to Jimbo Ramsey, who started the hideous mess years ago.

  • 4 Novena // Jul 3, 2014 at 12:26 pm

    “For Abusive Social Media Award”

    Rand Paul, for collaborating with Jack Hunter on media issues. Jack is a Confederate flag-wielding, League of the South chairing, John Wilkes-Booth loving abuser of politics. At least he and Rand are a good fit.

  • 5 QueenieB // Jul 12, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    Josh Powell! He and his posse consisting of his wife, Anna and his pr person, Kristi Carter, was all over Topix, and still currently is, started crying foul when others got the best of them. Carter shows up at a meeting crying crocodile tears about how she was being picked on on social media. Another of Powell’s posse, Dena Amburgy shows up at a board meeting with her crocodile tears as to why her grandchildren can’t attend MoCo schools because of social media. We’ll boo hoo! Their schemes wouldn’t be made public if they wasn’t scamming our school system!!

  • 6 Roadrunner // Jul 12, 2014 at 3:57 pm

    Josh Powell and Kristi Carter! They have made a certain social media site what it is today!! Congrats big daddy Powell and Sarg. Sarge. Carter!

  • 7 Comical // Jul 13, 2014 at 8:42 am

    Day 3 Cottonmouth, Will Coursey the best politician to throw a constituent under the bus, poor innocent Will when all else fails, he boldly declares he doesn’t want to perjure himself.With his failed memory and selective hearing Will’s more than qualified for the golden poo award. Yep ole Will the teenage Drama Queen.

  • 8 Comical // Jul 13, 2014 at 8:46 am

    Montgomery County’s finest PR lady Kristi Carter. Carter’s whose claim to fame include use of social media syncing her school paid iPhone with the school daycare IPad so all can see Powell and his mighty minions plots,lies and schemes. If that’s not enough Carter moves on to do the now famous billboard caper, misspelling “achieves” but never fear she goes for round two on the billboard all at the poor taxpayers expense of course. Let’s not forget this highly incapable person has accomplished all of this with taxpayers paying her nearly $80,000 a year.

  • 9 Comical // Jul 13, 2014 at 8:47 am

    Cottonmouth, Will Coursey the best politician to throw a constituent under the bus, poor innocent Will when all else fails, he boldly declares he doesn’t want to perjure himself.With his failed memory and selective hearing Will’s more than qualified for the golden poo award. Yep ole Will the teenage Drama Queen.

  • 10 Ky Outlaw // Jul 13, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    Let’s not forget Kristi Carter’s many opened icloud pics showing she was on Topix day and night. The texts Jake published showing Sarge Carter crying the blues to everyone about being blasted on Topix. I think it’s safe to say Sarge might have a Topix addiction!

  • 11 Watching // Jul 13, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    Beshear, for using a child’s logic in his fight against gay marriage.