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Rand’s Always On TV, Never Serving As Senator

March 5th, 2013 · 1 Comment

Every five seconds, Rand Paul appears on a Fox program with some frothing lunatic.

So here he is again:

Does he realize no one is paying attention?

Tags: Rand Paul

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  • 1 Novena // Mar 5, 2013 at 11:01 am

    “Who Was That on Tee-Vee?”

    Viewer #1: “Who is this guy I see most every night and day on Fox?

    Viewer #2: “You mean Russell Brand or Rand Beers?”

    Viewer #1: “Christ, no! This Rand Paul bird.”

    Viewer #2: “I think he says he’s from Kentucky, but my kin there say he might as well be from Honduras. Evidently, he does little for the Commonwealth; but he chews his gums til they bleed.”