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  1. “Who Was That on Tee-Vee?”

    Viewer #1: “Who is this guy I see most every night and day on Fox?

    Viewer #2: “You mean Russell Brand or Rand Beers?”

    Viewer #1: “Christ, no! This Rand Paul bird.”

    Viewer #2: “I think he says he’s from Kentucky, but my kin there say he might as well be from Honduras. Evidently, he does little for the Commonwealth; but he chews his gums til they bleed.”

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