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Mitch McConnell At A Gun Show Caption Contest

March 4th, 2013 · 7 Comments

It’s time for a Mitch McConnell caption contest!


Make it funny.

Tags: Contest · Mitch McConnell · Takin yer guns!

7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Jim Higdon // Mar 4, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    I’m looking for a gun I can keep out in the hemp field with me all night long.

  • 2 E // Mar 4, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    When I was in the Army….

  • 3 PKC // Mar 4, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    Do you have anything that I can conceal where my balls are supposed to be?

  • 4 Jerry // Mar 4, 2013 at 7:40 pm

    Do these come with a 16 round clip???

  • 5 Conservative Kentuckian // Mar 4, 2013 at 8:48 pm

    What would be less believable than Obama shooting a gun? Me shooting a gun.

  • 6 Roger // Mar 5, 2013 at 8:13 am

    No, you don’t need any guns to hold a nation hostage… you just need a contrary, self-serving, lyin’ old codger that can talk out of both sides of his mouth without drooling too much.

  • 7 Novena // Mar 5, 2013 at 3:45 pm

    “Chicken Hawk Approaches Guns–Be Careful!”

    You don’t need to do a criminal background check on me, guys. I dodged the draft fairly and squarely.