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Not Shocking: Rand Paul Is Having An Affair

January 2nd, 2013 · 2 Comments

With the teevee, obviously.

Rand Paul has been really busy complaining the last few days.

Here he is on the floor of the Senate:

Here he is on Bloomberg:

And here he is hollering at the hologram guy on CNN:

You’re probably slightly embarrassed that people outside Kentucky think people inside the Commonwealth are just like Little Rand.

Tags: Economy · FEAR! · Rand Paul · Spotted

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Roger // Jan 2, 2013 at 3:50 pm

    I can’t check out the videos, because I’m at work… Is Raynd complaining about his toilets again?

  • 2 Gary Guss // Jan 2, 2013 at 6:31 pm

    I figured somebody gave him a mirror and he was fascinated for hours