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Biggest Pee Alert Of 2012 For Steve Beshear

December 20th, 2012 · 1 Comment

Oh wow. You will love this.

Steve Beshear says these are his “Top 10 Accomplishements” of 2012:

  1. 2ND-HIGHEST JOB GROWTH RATE IN U.S., WITH THOUSANDS OF NEW JOBS
  2. POWERFUL PRESCRIPTION DRUG LAW SHUTS ILLEGAL PAIN CLINICS
  3. IMMEDIATE AND LONG-TERM HELP IN DISASTER RECOVERY
  4. FASTER, CHEAPER, SAFER: KENTUCKY BRIDGES UNDER CONSTRUCTION
  5. FOREIGN TRADE TRIPS LEAD TO DIRECT INVESTMENT
  6. KENTUCKY LEAPS 20 SPOTS IN NATIONAL EDUCATION RANKING
  7. BUDGET CUTS BALANCE BOOKS, PRIORITIZE EDUCATION
  8. COMMISSION OFFERS FAIRER, SIMPLER, MORE MODERN TAX CODE
  9. OVERHAUL OF CAREER AND TECHNICAL EDUCATION
  10. UNEMPLOYMENT INSURANCE DEAL SAVES BUSINESSES $600 MILLION

We put together a file – click here (Warning: PDF Link) — of Beshear’s full release that goes into detail about each “accomplishment” for your enjoyment.

There are no words.

Tags: Humor · Steve Beshear

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