Sheryl Harris, a voluble 52-year-old with a Virginia drawl, voted twice for George W. Bush. Raised Baptist, she is convinced — despite all evidence to the contrary — that President Barack Obama, a practicing Christian, is Muslim. So in this year’s presidential election, will she support Mittens Romney? Not a chance. [Reuters]

A judge denied a defendant’s motion Monday to dismiss a murder charge based on Kentucky’s 2006 “stand your ground” law. [H-L]

Here’s your daily duh moment. A new study about Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell shows there are no negative effects on the military one year after repeal. [HuffPo]

Mittens Romney is getting the full John Kerry treatment on national security — and some top Republicans are alarmed by what they see as his ham-handed response to it. [Politico]

What happened to the poster children of OxyContin? Driving home from a hunting trip in 2008, Johnny Sullivan called his wife to say he was having trouble staying awake. [Journal Sentinel]

Pat Robertson encouraged a caller to become Muslim so he could beat his wife. Maybe someone out there will be able to explain to us why this old coot isn’t locked up in a home somewhere. [HuffPo]

You can’t even go to an outdoor amphitheater in Berea these days without just cold getting methed up by a meth lab. [WLEX18]

Public Policy Polling decided to ask Ohio Republicans who they thought deserved more credit for the killing of Osama bin Laden: Barack Obama or Mittens Romney. So we now know at least 15% of Ohio Republicans are dumber than Kentuckians (hopefully). [Mother Jones]

Something tells us the comments made by the coach at WKU aren’t having the funtimes impact he thought they would. [WKYT]

It’s 2012 – nearly 2013 – so why are we building new movie theaters? Everybody streams stuff these days. [H-L]

Finders weepers: early Bain disputes cast new light on its business. It was one of the “quickest big hits in Wall Street history,” as the Wall Street Journal put it at the time. [ProPublic]