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Teabaggers Freak Over Jesus Health Clubs & Gays

July 31st, 2012 · 2 Comments

You know how the teabaggers pretend to stand for change and wasted money? And then they foam at the mouth about some pretend Jesus health club?

Now they’re foaming at the mouth how everyone needs to stand together against the gays. Here’s what David Adams’ pretend “Kentucky Knows Best PAC” had to say in its latest email blast:

I’m not big on fast food, but joining friends at Chick-fil-A tomorrow to make a statement seems like the right thing to do. Also, catching them in an advocating kind of mood provides a good chance to warn them about possibly being charged as felons, jailed and fined for following a pro-Christian right buried deep in the language of ObamaCare.

And you wonder why your bloated Rascal-riding relatives are constantly up in arms. It’s all because the gays are taking over and chicken for Jesus.

Tags: FEAR! · Health Care · The Gays

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 FreeManNKy // Jul 31, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    What if the gays would boycott all health food stores? Maybe this will help our health crisis in ‘merica.

  • 2 George Washington // Jul 31, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    I can’t figure out if David Adams reminds me more of Elmer Gantry or Chicken Little. I supposed his recent posts are better than having to read about the miracle of Zija. I am still real interested in how much money his PAC has raised and disbursed. Of course, transparency is only for others.

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