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Here’s Mitch McConnell On Wanting It Both Ways

February 29th, 2012 · 4 Comments

Mitch McConnell can’t let a day go by without trying to blame President Barack Obama for rising gas prices.

Here he is on the Senate floor:




What is that, again, about wanting it both ways?

Because we’ve yet to hear Mitch offer a solution or alternative to anything, ever.

Also, the jokes just write themselves for the homophobes and people who believe Mitch McConnell loves nothing more to have sex with young men. When will the old coot learn to stop giving ammunition to the attackers who believe he’s a closet case? Come on, Mitch! Titling the video “On Energy, the President Wants It Both Ways” and giving that floor speech? You’re doing yourself no favors. Please stop. Just stop.

Tags: Barack Obama · Economy · Environment · Hypocrisy · Mitch McConnell

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Novena // Feb 29, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    “Picture Mitch with His Mouth on Fire”

    I suggest that Mitch, when talking about gas prices, hold a saturated sponge filled with gas to his gasbag mouth. I’d love to see his lips in flames.

  • 2 UKeye // Feb 29, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    @Novena:

    You elitist libruls are so cruel. Good Christian peepl would never say that, only think (and maybe do…) But only to u and ‘er friendz… Well, maybe also to the Joneses in the second pew and the minister’s wife – who does that b@&*h think she is?!

    ;-)
    ;-)
    ;-)

  • 3 UKeye // Feb 29, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    I’m not responsible for those multiple winks. Jake’s comment window software is. It is cruel, too.

  • 4 Gary Guss // Feb 29, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    What else can poor Mitch do? He has to be the mouthpiece of his crazytown party.

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