Ruh ro, it’s Greg and David kitteh cat fun times in Frankfort again. [H-L]

Jack Conway’s efforts to combat prescription drug abuse among Kentucky’s youth is admirable. But also sad – because it doesn’t stop the problem. So what will this Commonwealth do to combat the problem? [WHAS11]

Cindy James, a former assistant state auditor, was appointed special assistant to the secretary at the Kentucky Transportation Cabinet. [Press Release]

Kentucky has the #2 worst well-being of all 50 states in the United States of America. The only state worse is West Virginia. And that’s just barely. [HuffPo]

Mitch McConnell basically says nothing but oil is ever going to power anything, forever. Because Mitch knows right based on campaign contributions. [The Hill]

Here’s how the Associated Press is headlining the Jane Beshear story: Jane Beshear didn’t make tax-form donation to breast cancer research. Naturally, a handful of KDRP staffers are on the defensive claiming this is an unecessarily negative story while wholly ignoring that Beshear just a few weeks ago held a presser urging everyone to check the damn box – insinuating that she does so herself. What the mainstream won’t tell you: This was brought to the attention of the Beshears last year. [C-J/AKN]

Opponents of the University of Pikeville proposal are making their voices heard with the state legislature. Greg Stumbo wants to sue every single one of them, break up their marriages, steal their children and burn down their houses. That’s how angry he is this week. [H-L]

Will Steve Beshear’s early childhood initiatives encourage more partnerships that matter? How will those $15 million be spent? [WFPL]

Crime and politics – the Chicago way. This reads almost like it was written about Frankfort. [The Economist]

500 people are dead because law enforcement tased them. So maybe it’s time to make that a bit more safe? [Alternet]

Smegma-lipped poutmonster Rick Santorum, continuing his streak of saying only and at all times sensible and logically sound things, reminded Americans today that it was President B. HUSSEIN Obama who retroactively caused the housing crash because of how he is a Gaia-worshipping lesbian Wiccan dildonic priestess who hates America, and low gas prices, and Jesus. [Wonkette]

Corporations are people, too, you know. Oh, look, the Supreme Court is ready to side with Shell in a crazy human rights case. Because corporate immunity is what America is all about, obviously. [HuffPo]