When it comes to Todd P’Pool and attacks running against him, it seems Jack Conway has a gigantic hypocrisy problem on his hands. We did a bit of research this morning and found Jack is guilty of doing the same thing he’s hitting Peepee for. [Page One]

How hilarious is it that Steve Beshear’s campaign went crazy and got Judge Wingate to issue a restraining order against Restoring America? Because the group “may” have violated state campaign finance laws. Never mind that the group isn’t in Kentucky and did, legally, disclose its sole donor. [H-L]

The teen that stole those flags is set to face charges. If he merely beat a gay kid, though, he wouldn’t face anything. Woo Kentucky. [WLEX18]

Premature much? Both Floridian Ed Whitfield and Hal Rogers endorsed Mitt Romney the mormon cultist for pretzeldent. [Jim Carroll]

Tomorrow Jack Conway will speak to students at B. Michael Caudill Middle School in Richmond about the devastating consequences of prescription drug abuse. [Scary Press Release]

A trillion here, $500 billion there. Talk about huge shortfalls in public pension plans. [The Economist]

Steve Beshear says there was no effort to force state employees to contribute to his campaign. Despite, of course, countless state employees proving otherwise. [Bluegrass Politics]

Herman Cain just wants to cold fry all the illegal immigrants to death. [Wonkette]

Whaaat? Out of the top 100 public plans, the Kentucky Teachers fund had the lowest ten year return in the nation? You don’t say! [Click the Clicky]

Do you need to pee? Is your day rotting your brain? Go watch this video of Herman Cain singing “There’s No Pizza!” [HuffPo]

This may be some major Steve Beshear déjà vu. Today he announced that Hitachi Automotive Systems will create a hybrid electric battery plant in Harrodsburg. Beshear’s office says the project will create 60 new jobs. You want us to predict how this one will turn out? [Press Release]

Papaw Beshear will have a meltdown ASAP. The federal gubmint predicts a decline in coal-generated electricity in 2011 and 2012. [WFPL]

Remember when Paul Patton said this about Ron McCloud? “We don’t know that that’s illegal, but it is inappropriate for a secretary of our cabinet to do that.” ??? Yeah. He was forced to resign. Steve Beshear is spending countless hours saying the opposite and apologizing for his taxpayer-funded staffers who have done the same thing. Don’t hold your breath waiting for them to resign. [Flashback]