The Third Annual Golden Poo Awards kicked off last week, so be sure to make nominations for the other categories.
It’s your chance to give back to the folks who “run” this state. You’ve thought long and hard about rewarding them and you know giving them a golden pile of poo is the perfect payback.
Get in on the previous categories here:
- Most Constipated Politician – For the Candidate Who Campaigned for Something and Was Counted On to Bring It…. But Couldn’t Produce Shit When the Pressure Was On [Day 1]
- Worst Example Of Total Incompetence From A Local Or State Official In An Appointed Post [Day 2]
- Most Insincere Moment Of Public Pearl-Clutching [Day 3]
- Individual In Politics Or Media With The Worst Diarrhea Of The Mouth [Day 4]
- Positively Vomitous Case Of Of Do As I Say, Not As I Do [Day 5]
- Politician Most Likely To Be Investigated Or Indicted In The Next 12 Months [Day 6]
- Most Entertaining Public Meltdown By A Journalist Or Politician [Day 7]
- Person Responsible For Legislation (or Legislation-Related Mess) Requiring The Most Lubricant [Day 8]
Here’s today’s category, so have at it:
We know it’s tough to pick just one. So pick them all! Nominate every wasteful hack in the state.
To nominate someone, please leave a comment on this post. Be sure to detail exactly why they deserve the award. If you can make it funny? Please do so.
Make it happen!
4 responses so far ↓
1 PKC // Sep 2, 2011 at 5:55 pm
Judy Green is hands down the champ.
The reason is that she is Judy Green and just can’t help herself. If the opportunity is there to grift, she is going to go for it.
(Paid for DMD college loans yet Judy? Remember, it is about $325K…most folks would remember that.)
2 wondering // Sep 3, 2011 at 1:47 pm
Steve Beshear is head and shoulders above (or below) the competition in this one.
All these ribbon cuttings, groundbreakings and “economic development announcements” he is making across the state this year are nothing more than campaign events being paid for with tax dollars. And when these things are scheduled weeks in advance but they don’t show up on his public calendar, that adds fragrance to the pile of excrement.
Beshear has probably done more of these this year than in all three previous years of his failed term combined.
3 chief // Sep 5, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Jerry Abramson, since he’s still in the political spsce running for Lt. Gov. …just think he he gets elected what he’ll do if he’s attempts some of the same shit he did in Louisville on a State level!
4 Roger // Sep 9, 2011 at 10:41 am
Steve Beshear. Ark Park.
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