The Third Annual Golden Poo Awards kicked off last week, so be sure to make nominations for the other categories.
It’s your chance to give back to the folks who “run” this state. You’ve thought long and hard about rewarding them and you know giving them a golden pile of poo is the perfect payback.
Get in on the previous categories here:
- Most Constipated Politician – For the Candidate Who Campaigned for Something and Was Counted On to Bring It…. But Couldn’t Produce Shit When the Pressure Was On [Day 1]
- Worst Example Of Total Incompetence From A Local Or State Official In An Appointed Post [Day 2]
- Most Insincere Moment Of Public Pearl-Clutching [Day 3]
- Individual In Politics Or Media With The Worst Diarrhea Of The Mouth [Day 4]
- Positively Vomitous Case Of Of Do As I Say, Not As I Do [Day 5]
- Politician Most Likely To Be Investigated Or Indicted In The Next 12 Months [Day 6]
- Most Entertaining Public Meltdown By A Journalist Or Politician [Day 7]
Here’s today’s category, so have at it:
No wonder everything in the Commonwealth of Kentucky is so slippery these days…
To nominate someone, please leave a comment on this post. Be sure to detail exactly why they deserve the award. If you can make it funny? Please do so.
Make it happen!
4 responses so far ↓
1 Monica // Sep 2, 2011 at 8:53 am
Not sure this applies to this category, and it’s NOT a person. But, the Kentucky Optometrists certainly had their bill “greased” all the way from the individual lawmakers, legislative committees, chamber leadership to the Governor himself–before any of the process started. Sure, it builds access, but in an administration where the Governor has declared that Medicaid would be expanded “not one dollar” (using the same inflection of “get off our backs”), it was amazing how quickly and how quietly this went from a bill request to a signed law.
2 Monica // Sep 2, 2011 at 8:54 am
Oh, heck, anything with Jim Gooch attached to it. Reason? You really NEED one?
3 anon-e-moose // Sep 2, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Lonnie Napier and his “drug test the welfare recipients” bill…. why don’t we breathalyze the legislators instead?
4 anon-e-moose // Sep 2, 2011 at 5:20 pm
Oh… and one more… Brandon Smith for wanting to make KY a “sanctuary” state for coal….
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