The Third Annual Golden Poo Awards kicked off last week, so be sure to make nominations for the other categories.
It’s your chance to give back to the folks who “run” this state. You’ve thought long and hard about rewarding them and you know giving them a golden pile of poo is the perfect payback.
Get in on the previous categories here:
- Most Constipated Politician – For the Candidate Who Campaigned for Something and Was Counted On to Bring It…. But Couldn’t Produce Shit When the Pressure Was On [Day 1]
- Worst Example Of Total Incompetence From A Local Or State Official In An Appointed Post [Day 2]
- Most Insincere Moment Of Public Pearl-Clutching [Day 3]
- Individual In Politics Or Media With The Worst Diarrhea Of The Mouth [Day 4]
Here’s today’s category, so have at it:
This category was originally brought up by Francene, so be sure to make your nominations worthy of her honor.
To nominate someone, please leave a comment on this post. Be sure to detail exactly why they deserve the award. If you can make it funny? Please do so.
Make it happen!
8 responses so far ↓
1 E // Aug 29, 2011 at 2:11 pm
Representative Wade Hurt…
Work for the republican party, run as a republican, get elected because the republicans successfully sue the democratic candidate and have him declared ineligible….then change party affiliation to democratic shortly after taking office.
I wish I could make it funny…
2 flipper273 // Aug 29, 2011 at 3:00 pm
David Williams wins this one hands down. His womanizing, gambling addition and vote to better his retirement thru the KY Retirement System because of his Senate Majority Leader position. Do as I say and not as I do!
3 Novena // Aug 29, 2011 at 3:47 pm
“He Blesses Ordinary Amurkins So Good”
“I’m for protectin’ everyday Amurkins in so many ways that it would be downright hypocritical for me to mention how.”
–Mitch McConnell
4 Linda // Aug 29, 2011 at 4:15 pm
David Williams. He is the poster boy of hypocrisy. Instead of allowing our signature industry to prosper through instant racing, he chose to feed Indiana’s coffers by visiting the boats. They can have him.
5 photog // Aug 29, 2011 at 5:02 pm
James Comer who is running for agriculture. his do as a say not as a i do to everyone he meets will catch up with him if isn’t already. telling everyone what they want to hear will not work.
6 a nony mouse // Aug 30, 2011 at 2:59 pm
David Williams, and his conniving fellow tools in the Senate, slammed the door on any form of expanded gaming, no matter how positive the benefits for the Commonwealth.
So what are we to think?
He is a pure hypocrite, not wanting anyone to gamble, except himself?
He is a paid tool of the riverboats across the border, furthering their interests while harming Kentucky’s?
He is contrary to any possible good that ol’ Steve would try to enact so that the Williams candidacy for governor will appear a better choice?
Whichever it is, Williams is a mutt.
7 Craig // Sep 1, 2011 at 9:37 am
John Kemper, Republican candidate for State Auditor, running on a platform of “A Debt-free Kentucky” when he is in personal bankruptcy, has 2 properties currently under foreclosure, hasn’t paid at least $20,000 in property taxes, and has a long history of bankrupting companies.
Kemper says in a video on YouTube, “Some of these problems that we’re dealing with are going to take business solutions. I have a business background. I understand you can’t spend more than you take in, and you gotta balance a budget. You gotta live within your means.”
And yet his 10,000 square foot, $1.4 million dollar mansion sits in foreclosure while his wife works and he runs for one political office after the other (and uses campaign funds to pay his car taxes).
8 just saying // Sep 1, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Steve Frank Voted to fire an employee who made a paper work error and tried to cover it up. One week later he was pulled over for a DUI and threatened the offficers and then was convicted and had the cruiser cam tape sealed forever to cover up what he said
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