The Third Annual Golden Poo Awards kicked off this week, so be sure to make nominations for the other categories.
It’s your chance to give back to the folks who “run” this state. You know the bill of goods they constantly sell you doesn’t flush, so you might as well remind them of it with an award.
Get in on the previous categories here:
- Most Constipated Politician – For the Candidate Who Campaigned for Something and Was Counted On to Bring It…. But Couldn’t Produce Shit When the Pressure Was On [Day 1]
- Worst Example Of Total Incompetence From A Local Or State Official In An Appointed Post [Day 2]
- Most Insincere Moment Of Public Pearl-Clutching [Day 3]
Here’s today’s category, so have at it:
There are far too many great instances of this for us to narrow it down. You’re sure to have fun with it.
To nominate someone, please leave a comment on this post. Be sure to detail exactly why they deserve the award. If you can make it funny? Please do so.
Make it happen!
10 responses so far ↓
1 Novena // Aug 26, 2011 at 3:10 pm
“He Needs to Read E. B. White”
This is easy: Rand Paul. He is hyperbolic, obfuscatory, prolix, vainglorious, etc., etc.
2 blowin' in the wind // Aug 26, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Sheldon Berman: for all the running off at the mouth in multiple op=eds. interviews, etc with the CJ and for the printed celebration of his wonderful accomplishments and the HUGE briefing book he left for the new superintendent. With second place to David Jones, Jr. for similar mouthing off in op-eds and letters to the editor in support of Sheldon Berman.
3 wondering // Aug 26, 2011 at 3:30 pm
Mica Sims. Do I really need to explain why?
4 PKC // Aug 26, 2011 at 5:43 pm
Has to be Rand Paul. After arriving in the Senate and being treated like the little putz that he is by his fellow senators he has made it a full time job to be a total media whore to any TV outlet that take him.
OR
Dawn Gee for being a clueless dope on just about anything she opens her mouth about.
5 Suzanne // Aug 26, 2011 at 6:30 pm
I think Rand Paul has surpassed Sylvia Lovely in this category…. Or maybe he just has a larger megaphone now that he is on every conservative outlet that will take him, as PKC wrote.
6 JUDGE // Aug 26, 2011 at 7:09 pm
Has to be The entire staff of the Herald leader
7 jake // Aug 26, 2011 at 7:15 pm
You HAVE to explain why someone is nominated and you MUST be specific.
8 wondering // Aug 26, 2011 at 10:32 pm
Plenty of examples for Mica. Guess I’ll have to head over to her blog and copy-and-paste a few samples.
9 DontWantHimToKnowThatIKnow // Aug 29, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Anderson County Judge Conway: Check out the comments that he made on the record about the Board of Health in The Anderson News’ edition from last week. His points could have been made without the [bleep] factor taking over. It’s all in the choice of words.
10 Monty // Aug 29, 2011 at 2:26 pm
Larry Forgy–just because he’s Larry Forgy, and because he can’t resist the sound of his own voice.
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