A media type sent us an email earlier that said they received a survey from KDP folks discussing media reading habits that specifically questioned whether or not they read Page One. HA. What a waste of time and money. [Deep KDP Failures]

This is terrific news! A WLEX videographer rescued a woman from a burning car. [H-L]

Today at the Boy Scout Council Banquet in Frankfort, Daniel Mongirado will present the “Man of the Year” award to his friend Joe Graviss. [Press Release]

According to the latest polling data from Harvard’s Institute of Politics, President Barack Obama’s approval ratings are on the rise among millenials and those on college campuses. [External PDF Link]

Louisville Mayor Greg Fischer is still allowing Metro Animal Services to burn to the ground. Nepotismesque, nasty, wasteful, ridiculous, embarrassing, corrupt. [The 'Ville Voice]

Elaine Nogay Walker announced that the implementation of the Fast Track Business Filing system is complete. Despite, of course, her having absolutely nothing to do with it. That was all Trey Grayson’s work and his remaining staff handled the final phase. Yet another incident of wasting taxpayer dollars to send out an official press release to benefit Walker’s candidacy. [Press Release]

Mitch McConnell has decided he wants to get teabagged 24/7. Could have predicted this, for sure. [Politico]

He’s now saying Chuck Schumer is extreme – not the teabaggers. Funny how his tune has changed now that he realizes his days in the U.S. Senate are numbered. [HuffPo]

A brave wingnut is crusading against creeping Sharia in Alaska. Because you know all the Muslins want to go to Sarah Palin’s town to just cold hang out and party. [Wonkette]

A gigantic duh moment: Kentucky’s public schools’ heath services are crazy uneven. A new report that cost thousands upon thousands of dollars underscores what you already knew. [H-L]

The national Republicans should take a few pointers from some Kentucky Republicans – hating the gays doesn’t really get you anywhere these days. [NPR]

Just a reminder that there are tons of lodging discounts at Kentucky State Parks throughout the month of April. Get out and see our beautiful Commonwealth! [Page One]