Why, it’s the sound of Beshear hacks and the Kentucky Democratic Party – who pays the hacks money, according to several members of the State Central Executive Committee and now-former Beshear administration officials – complaining about me not hating on David Williams hard enough. Because they obviously know our motivations, behind-the-scenes dealings and interactions and know what our strategy is. Sound familiar? It’s part of the reason the KDP is in shambles at this very moment.
Dear Frankfort Bitters: I’m not you. I don’t get paid by the KDP. I am not a Democrat and will not be a partisan hack. People who live and breathe the my-way-or-the-highway life are why Kentucky can’t have nice things. I’ve made my positions clear for years. I will work against Steve Beshear no matter what (I will vote for Phil Moffett over him) and I will give David Williams a fair shake because I don’t want Beshear to win (he likely will). I want to watch that corrupt motherfucker’s face if he has the golden opportunity to be sent packing back to Winchester with his wonderful wife.
You ready for me to point out how the DC groups probably aren’t coming to town for his ass (beyond raising money for their own coffers)? Maybe how they can say Beshear is their top priority but aren’t making any motions to back that up? Maybe how Mark Riddle’s little PAC isn’t raising a dime? Maybe how your pal, Steve, is about to get abandoned by the rest of the Washington Democrats in general? And maybe how Jerry Lundergan will use his Big Dog ties to work against him?
Lots more foaming after the jump…
Maybe I could go on a spree talking about how your progressive blogger pals get paid by Jennifer Miller (and then stop talking about her) and receive other funds from elected officials – that they solicited? Maybe how they ask me for jobs, get computers from me, get paid by me personally when they’re hard up, whatever, and then go batshit insane when I don’t swallow their ideology? That’s be swell, wouldn’t it? For me to tear you down every living moment?
Further, for the last time, I have no “secret” investors. Though, I do own two companies headquartered in and registered in the Commonwealth of Kentucky in which many others own interests that aren’t political, pay my taxes, pay tons of people to keep food on their table and live a very nice life for which I will NOT apologize. I neither work for candidates nor volunteer for campaigns. Ask Rep. Joni Jenkins how many times I’ve told her no and refused to help her or attend her events (and I adore her). Ask Jim King – who is pissed that I wouldn’t write positive stories about his judge daughter after his bank advertised with us – what it felt like (ask Jonathan Hurst or his wife, Debbie, as well, as I’m sure they witnessed it) when I told him to take a hike. Maybe you could ask Scott Jennings what I’ve told him? Or maybe you could ask Adam Edelen, who is an advertiser on this very website AND The ‘Ville Voice, about when we discussed political coverage and any allegations surrounding him.
Keep attacking me because I’m not a Democratic shill. And grow a set, say it to my face, motherfuckers. You Democrats don’t have the guts and you always hide behind your keyboard. You cower in public upon being faced with the reality that what you perceive is bogus. And then you come ask me for a job when you get fired by Steve Beshear. That’s how it always works.
Meanwhile, anyone is free to purchase advertising on this website so I can continue living in infamy in your heads. Goldline (yup, THEM), Macy’s, GE Aviation, the DNC, KRS candidates, Williams-Moffett, gay porn sites, non-profits, whatever. I’m not stupid enough to say no to money. And if you wanna accuse me of being a shill because I receive Republican money? PLEASE keep saying it so I can rake in even more of it. And thank you – from the bottom of my heart – for continuing to try to make me a bigger deal than I really am. The more relevant you make me, the more my words matter and the more access I have to act as meat on the street for Scott Jennings, who is obviously my secret lover and sugar daddy…
And, to address the rumors: I AM the father of Holly Harris Vonlualsdjfljow’s child. That whole gay thing is just a front.