26 responses so far ↓

• 1 Novena // Feb 14, 2011 at 3:41 pm

  “Calling Edgar Bergen”

  Bunning: “Rand, you’re so funny and ridiculous–you’ve awakened me from my stupor.”

  Paul: “Up yours, Jimbo. I’m not your Charley McCarthy.”

• 2 Polar // Feb 14, 2011 at 3:56 pm

  “Rand, I’m sorry, but now I have to inoculate you with the GOP Washington virus.”

• 3 Anon // Feb 14, 2011 at 4:22 pm

  Bunning: Rand, I’m so proud of you.

• 4 Mark H (Not Hebert) // Feb 14, 2011 at 4:33 pm

  “So tell me Randy, you ever been to a Turkish prison?”

• 5 jake // Feb 14, 2011 at 4:36 pm

  Really? No one’s gonna make a mean joke? Not even one?

  I expect better from you folks!

• 6 Monica // Feb 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm

  I dunno. I laughed at the ‘turkish prison’ caption and even heard Peter Graves doing the voiceover.

  Give me a moment while me snark pill kicks in.

• 7 Freemaninky // Feb 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm

  Bunning: So Senator Paul, did you hear about all the Congressmen from Kentucky, including John Yarmuth an alleged defender of civil liberties, are planning on voting to extend the Patriot Act. They said you were crazy!

• 8 Freemaninky // Feb 14, 2011 at 4:50 pm

  Jim Bunning: Hey Rand, want to see my ‘Sword of Damocles?’

• 9 tbrauch // Feb 14, 2011 at 5:37 pm

  There has to be some sort of ventriloquist joke in there, but I can’t quite come up with it.

• 10 PKC // Feb 14, 2011 at 6:12 pm

  Son, when you finish mowing my lawn I’ll give you a nice glass of Iced Tea.

• 11 Novena // Feb 14, 2011 at 6:13 pm

  “Charley McCarthy & Edgar Bergen Once Again”

  tbrauch, see my comment #1. It refers explicitly to the all-time great ventriloquist act of Charley McCarthy (the dummy) and Edgar Bergen (the real human). In the case of Bunning, it is difficult to call Jimbo the “real human.”

• 12 Davi // Feb 14, 2011 at 7:27 pm

  Trouble maker Bunning: “play your cards right; you and your Dad can really get under McConnell’s skin”.

• 13 Roger // Feb 14, 2011 at 7:55 pm

  You. Boy. Mine’s the white Lincoln with the green top.

• 14 stateboy // Feb 14, 2011 at 8:24 pm

  “Told you I could make you giggle.”

• 15 Roger // Feb 14, 2011 at 8:31 pm

  Can we revise them?

  You. Boy. Mine’s the white Lincoln with the green top, and the ‘Ditch Mitch’ bumper sticker.

• 16 daniel // Feb 14, 2011 at 9:28 pm

  Bunning: Randy, old pal, if you aren’t doing anything on Friday night, would you join me at the Creation Museum?

• 17 SandyW // Feb 14, 2011 at 10:10 pm

  Rand, how can such a big ego come out of such a little body.

• 18 JoMomma // Feb 15, 2011 at 2:13 am

  Comment 13 is the best so far.

• 19 Crutnacker // Feb 15, 2011 at 6:48 am

  Rand, didn’t I tell you never to underestimate the stupidity of Kentucky voters? Now, would you like to see my baseball collection?

• 20 Crutnacker // Feb 15, 2011 at 6:49 am

  Bunning: With my Members Only style jacket and your button down sweater look, we’re singlehandedly bringing 80′s fashion back. Just lose the Robert Reed perm wig.

• 21 Monty // Feb 15, 2011 at 8:24 am

  Two more–

  “Let me ask you Randy–have you ever seen a Hall-Of Famer Naked?” (Apologies to Mark H)

  “If that frisbee comes into my yard once more I’m turning my hounds loose on you and yer little friends”

• 22 VolintheVille // Feb 15, 2011 at 11:03 am

  …..and I told all those unemployed people to go sit on my bat……TWICE!

• 23 Monica // Feb 15, 2011 at 11:10 am

  So, does the winner get a copy of Rand Paul’s new book that Jake threatened to give away?

• 24 Mark H (Not Hebert) // Feb 15, 2011 at 12:22 pm

  Good one Monty

  I’ll raise you one:

  “So tell me Randy, do you like it when a Teabagger grabs onto your leg and rubs up and down?”

• 25 Novena // Feb 15, 2011 at 12:39 pm

  “A Bad Hair Day”

  Come on, Rand, just once. Let me put my big paws through your luscious curly hair.”

• 26 John // Feb 15, 2011 at 2:35 pm

  Being a “libertarian” means more than just wearing a pink shirt whenever you want to.

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