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Here’s Your REALLY LATE Update Thing

February 2nd, 2011 · 4 Comments

So, your roundup thingy is gonna be short today. And, you know, FIVE HOURS LATER. See the first update item and you’ll know why.

Louisville Metro Animal Services director Wayne Zelinsky resigned today. I’d like to take this time to say that it is a TERRIFIC GROUNDHOG DAY. And an even better birthday gift. [The 'Ville Voice]

I’m not going to shut up about this. There’s no reason for wasteful legislation to stop meth production. Limiting access to legitimate consumers is ridiculous. Send a letter to your legislator today. [SEND A LETTER!]

Wonder how Ryan Alessi feels about pretending to take a Frank Simon-sympathizing bigot seriously? No, I’m not afraid to call a homophobe a homophobe and that’s exactly what Jim Waters is. It’s also why he was dropped from this website and why he was dropped from LEO Weekly. [CN|2]

Here’s the extent of my Steve Beshear speech coverage: he claimed to be working on elder abuse. But. Uh. That’s a flat-out lie. The rest? Who cares? If you’re reading this site, you already know Steve Beshear is a waste of time as governor. [State of the Commonwealth]

If you care what people think about his speech, go read about it. [H-L]

Lt. Dan is right about this Republican health care crap. You know, it’s a shame he’s not governor instead of Steve Beshear. [More CN|2]

Rand Paul is concerned that all the pinko commies are coming to take everybody’s guns. [B&P]

Guess who started following me on Twitter! I’ll give you two hints: I use perverse slang when referring to him and he is terrified of the gays. [Click To Find Out!]

Tags: Dan Mongiardo · Greg Fischer · Health Care · Humor · Hypocrisy · Mainstream Mistake · Rand Paul · Steve Beshear · Takin yer guns! · The Gays

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Monica // Feb 2, 2011 at 12:52 pm

    Re: Twitter follower

    ” . . . and your enemies closer.”

  • 2 blowin' in the wind // Feb 2, 2011 at 12:56 pm

    Great job on LMAS, Jake. The first big step has been taken.

  • 3 spinnikerca // Feb 2, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    Rand Paul had his maiden speech on the floor today. The Wall Street Journal covered it. CNN covered it. WHAS 11 covered it. Slate covered it. Heck, even the LA Times covered it.

    But not you.

    Happy for your groundhog, though, in case he ends up in that shelter.

  • 4 jake // Feb 2, 2011 at 1:19 pm

    Uh, Paultard, it’s 1pm. There are many more hours in the day.