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Entries from December 2010

2010 U.S. Census Results Have Arrived

December 21st, 2010 · No Comments

And it’s time to dig in: CLICK TO VISIT Kentucky’s population is 4,339,367 and is up more than seven percent since 2000. Let us know if you find any other interesting data worth sharing.

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Tags: Stats

David & Reeeechie Send A Christmas Card

December 21st, 2010 · 4 Comments

Lookit the Christmas card David Williams and Reeechie Farmer sent out this year: Nice sweaters and absolutely no mom jeans in sight.

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Tags: David L. Williams · Election 2011 · Richie Farmer · Spotted

Rick Nelson Is Embarrassingly Afraid Of Criticism

December 21st, 2010 · 22 Comments

Democratic State Rep. Rick Nelson from Bell and Harlan Counties is a known troll here at Page One and is no stranger to complaining about anything truthful ever said about him or his buddy Jim Gooch. But check this hypocritical mess pre-filed on the 14th by Nelson: BR 344 – Representative Rick G. Nelson (12/14/10) [...]

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Tags: FEAR! · First Amendment · Humor · Hypocrisy · Takin yer guns!

A Mark Twain Review That Made Us Laugh

December 21st, 2010 · 1 Comment

I’m not usually a fan of Garrison Keillor, but his review of Mark Twain’s autobiography in the New York Times cracked me completely up Saturday morning. Here’s an excerpt: [T]here is precious little that could be considered scandalous — maybe a rant against James W. Paige, the inventor of a typesetting machine that Sam lost [...]

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Tags: Humor · Mainstream

Nope, Really Can’t Excuse That Kinda Spending

December 21st, 2010 · No Comments

You know, it’s probably not a good idea for David Williams to be defending Reeeechie Farmer’s crazy spending habits. Probably best to ignore that.

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Tags: David L. Williams · Election 2011 · Flashback · Richie Farmer · Wasted Money

Syper-Pitino Sexytime Scandal Won’t Go Away

December 21st, 2010 · 4 Comments

Could someone – David Williams – finally be pushing comprehensive tax reform? Maybe? Maybe something for small business? Is there hope? [Ryan Alessi] Lexington has a new lieberry lady who isn’t a crook. That’s good news, right? [H-L] Hal Rogers could be facing tons of budgetary opposition as the Princess of Porkin. Surely not! [Politico] [...]

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Tags: Budget · Congress · Corruption · David L. Williams · Discrimination · Election 2011 · Hal Rogers · Humor · Hypocrisy · Military · Mitch McConnell · Taxes · The Gays

Government Made Her Butt Jump Against Her Will

December 20th, 2010 · No Comments

Hell yes a lady who ran for mayor in Louisville spoke before the Metro Council about secret government microwave attacks ruining her sexytime! And they made her butt jump. You have to watch this mess. [The 'Ville Voice] Could President Barack Obama’s 2012 reelection bid be complicated by the 2010 U.S. Census? [HuffPo] Go read [...]

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Tags: Barack Obama · Corruption · David L. Williams · Election 2011 · FEAR! · Health Care · Humor · Law Enforcement · Mitch McConnell · Taxes · Youth

Youth Art Time! Adopt-a-Highway Contest Winners!

December 20th, 2010 · No Comments

Some 1,986 students entered to win the 2010 Adopt-a-Highway Poster Contest and last week the annual winners were announced. First-place winners in each of four categories received a $100 savings bond. Second-place and third-place winners got $50 bonds. And at an awards ceremony at the Governor’s Mansion on Friday, they all received framed prints of [...]

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Tags: Contest · Youth

100th Press Release Of The Day: Moffett Opposes Williams, Beshear Breakfast Choices

December 20th, 2010 · 2 Comments

(Frankfort) Phil Moffett today said the cornflakes David Williams and Steve Beshear at for breakfast are bad for Kentucky. “This sort of wasteful nourishment just shows why we need the Tea Party to come in here and eat something different,” Moffett said. When told Williams actually eats oatmeal for breakfast, campaign manager David Adams said, [...]

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Tags: David L. Williams · Election 2011 · Humor · Steve Beshear

Hilarious “Firlough” Tree Spotted In Frankfort

December 20th, 2010 · 2 Comments

Haha, so, funny story… State employees at the Kentucky Transportation Cabinet have a terrific sense of humor. Industrious workers erected this dead evergreen and the Governor’s Office has been freaking out over it: CLICK TO ENLARGE Here’s what it says (if you don’t want to load the image): The Douglas Fir-Lough Tree. -SNIP- At one [...]

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Tags: Economy · Humor · Jobs · Spotted · Steve Beshear