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Explosive Details About Senator David Williams

November 30th, 2010 · 1 Comment

Sure, we all receive tons of spam on a daily basis. But check this piece of comedy gold forwarded to us by tipsters and several members of the legislature. It’s from “Senator David Williams” from Somalia.

Won’t the mouth-breathing Muslin-haters freak out over this news? DAVID WILLIAMS IS SECRET A MUSLIN!!1! It’s on the internet so it is obviously true.

From: David Williams [senatordavidwilliams@gmail.com]
Sent: Saturday, November 27, 2010 9:21 AM
Subject: Proposal to Invest $20 Million USD

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

I am Mr. David Williams, a native of Somalia, but based now in London. My father was a politician before he expired in Somalia War, but it was a pity that all the property he left was acquired by our relative and his company was closed,due to the political crisis in Somalia and the family problem’s we are encountering, we decided to settle down in London through the help of United Nations who brought us here for safety.Moreover, my father got some money from the Government of Somalian before he died.

This money was being kept in a security complex for safe keeping.Nobody knows about this money. However, we are looking for an investment opportunity abroad.We solicit for your kind assistance to invest this money in your place, so that we will not suffer in vain. We want someone that is competent, honest,GOD fearing and trustworthy person. We cannot invest this money in Somalia country due to nature of the source of the fund and the family problems we are encountering and the War in Somalia, because we do not want to lose this money as we lose our father.

THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS LAY DOWN FOR THIS INVESTMENT:

{A} We want to invest ($20 Million USD) via your assistance.

{B} We are ready to invest on any business that is highly profitable in your place.

{C} Is it possible to get our money back in the next 10-15 yrs while the investment is in progress, so that we can go back to our country with our own share of the money.?

{D} We want to make everything confidential in this joint investment.

{E} You will stand to get 30% of the investment capital after the fund claim for your assistance

{F} We will provide you with the deposit certificate of the fund for the claim and onward investment as soon as we sign the contract agreement.

Conclusively, please let me know in your reply if you are really interested to invest with us. For your own information, the whole family (my mother, my younger sister and I) are ready to come to your country for a round table discussion once i confirm your interest via my below pvt email davidwilliams51@ymail.com

Yours sincerely.

David Williams

For the Family

HAHAHA.

This could be Williams’ solution to solving Kentucky’s budgetary problems.

Tags: Budget · David L. Williams · Humor · Spotted

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 bestmid // Nov 30, 2010 at 10:19 am

    You can just tell by looking at him.