ATTENTION ALL PIZZABAGGERS: Barack Obama will once again give a back to school speech. September 14. 1:00 P.M. Be sure to take your kids out of school again so they don’t have to be subjected to muslin brainwashing idears like hand washing and doing homework. [White House]

The Fraternal Order of Police (Bluegrass Lodge #4 & Town Branch Lodge #83) endorsed Jim Gray for Mayor yesterday. [Press Release]

It turns out that Lexington Failure Jim Newberry did have something to hide. And I keep thinking of that time Mark Riddle told me, “Nah, Jim’s one of the good guys!” [H-L]

Here’s a Davenport, IA take on the former Robert Felner “sweetie” named Thomas Schroeder. [KWQC]

Oh, the shades of stupid! Known corrupt fool, Sylvia Lovely, is palling around with Kathleen Imhoff, the lady who was canned by the Lexington Library for Kentucky League of Cities-scale corruption. [B&P]

What was that about the DSCC taking Kentucky seriously? Just look at those numbers. [Roll Call]

I’m wondering where Jack Conway’s Bowling Green media buy is. And why he’s not trying to hold a forum/debate there. [Deep Thoughts]

The NRCC is spending big against Ben Chandler on behalf of Andy Gozirra Barr. [CQ Politics]

Speaking of Ben, will he have problems on his hands if he continues to lie in campaign ads? Probably not. [Politico]

Despite Ben continuing to lie over and over and over. It’s the Ben Chandler way. [H-L]

Mitch McConnell loves burning flags but isn’t keen on burning the Koran. Apparently, if you just ignore it, he says it’ll go away. [HuffPo]

Stealing from your loved ones? Taking advantage of those elderly or challenged by health or age? You should rot in prison. [FOX 41 & WHAS11]