Welcome to day 5 of the Second Annual Golden Poo Awards in honor of our third anniversary. Ten lucky winners will receive a fancy pile of golden poo. And you, our terrific readers, are going to help give the awards.
See how great the poo is? Everybody wants it, just because, amen.
Which elected/public officials, candidates, reporters, public figures and so forth are absolutely full of it? Your input is needed!
Each day for the next however (it’s tough to count) many days, we’ll announce a new award category and you’ll submit an unlimited number of nominees.
- Day 1: Person Responsible For Legislation (or Legislation-Related Mess) Requiring the Most Lubricant
- Day 2: Reporter Most Likely To Make You Kick Your Television, Burn Your Newspaper, Smash Your Radio Or Toss Your Computer
- Day 3: Most Pee-Worthy Abuse Of Twitter By A Political Figure Acting Like A 12-Year-Old Girl
- Day 4: Politician Most Likely To Be Investigated Or Indicted In The Next 12 Months
Be sure to nominate someone for those categories.
After all nominations are received for all announced categories, we’ll announce the winners and send the golden piles of magic along to eagerly awaiting recipients. Please remember to make your nomination as scandalous and inappropriate as possible.
Today’s category is:
Submit your nomination – along with your reasoning (this is required) – in the comments. Keep it hilarious.