Welcome to day 3 of the Second Annual Golden Poo Awards in honor of our third anniversary. Ten lucky winners will receive a fancy pile of golden poo. And you, our terrific readers, are going to help give the awards.
See how great the poo is? Everybody wants it, just because, amen.
Which elected/public officials, candidates, reporters, public figures and so forth are absolutely full of it? Your input is needed!
Each day for the next however (it’s tough to count) many days, we’ll announce a new award category and you’ll submit an unlimited number of nominees.
Previous Categories:
- Day 1: Person Responsible For Legislation (or Legislation-Related Mess) Requiring the Most Lubricant
- Day 2: Reporter Most Likely To Make You Kick Your Television, Burn Your Newspaper, Smash Your Radio Or Toss Your Computer
Be sure to nominate someone for those categories.
After all nominations are received for all announced categories, we’ll announce the winners and send the golden piles of magic along to eagerly awaiting recipients. Please remember to make your nomination as scandalous and inappropriate as possible.
Today’s category is:
Submit your nomination – along with your reasoning (this is required) – in the comments. Keep it hilarious.
19 responses so far ↓
1 Flipper // Jul 28, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Stupid Catagory. Is this the best you can do?
2 jake // Jul 28, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Hrm. Imagine that. A WLKY apologist criticizing. Imagine that.
3 Sarah Reidy's Hacker // Jul 28, 2010 at 2:40 pm
David Adams hinting that he may be running for Governor…which is ironic that I’d make that my choice since I’m Sarah Reidy’s Hacker and all.
4 Pootie Tang // Jul 28, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Boy, this is a tough one, but I nominate David “can you see me” Adams.
5 Steve Magruder // Jul 28, 2010 at 3:22 pm
I second David Adams. His arrogant Twitter, Facebook and blog postings are legendary.
6 Larry West // Jul 28, 2010 at 3:23 pm
This category does seem like it was written with David Adams in mind. Does anyone else (ab)use Twitter as much as he does?
On the RandPaulForums there was a running entry on “David Adams twitters big announcement coming soon” that seemed to go on so long that it became somewhat of a joke. He would twitter that he was going to make an announcement more often than he would actually make announcements.
7 room106 // Jul 28, 2010 at 3:34 pm
landslide…David Adams…who even when working as campaign manager for Rand Paul…was posting daily about himself and how great he thinks he is and his own views about policy…and appropriate award too since he seems to be full of it or himself…if there’s a difference.
8 Pootie Tang // Jul 28, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Adams losing this Poo Award would reek!
9 Monica // Jul 28, 2010 at 3:43 pm
I thought that this category was custom made for the former stripper. Silly me.
10 PKC // Jul 28, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Mr. MaGoo aka David Adams. I was in the same room with him for six hours and he never spoke a word to me, he was texting the entire time. It wasn’t a large place, there were only five of us there.
11 OwensboroR // Jul 28, 2010 at 4:11 pm
If Adams wins, you can’t send him the actual pile of “poo” at least not originally. You should send him a note that he’s got something big coming “but you can’t talk it about it now” then another that says “youre almost ready to get your gift, but it will have to wait another day ” followed by “I think lots of people are going to be very excited about what the next package(s) may or may not hold”
Instead of sending him the “Poo” it should be a framed copy of his picture of eating alone while he was posting he was with all of his rand fans. Kind of the same situation he’s in now….
12 Pootie Tang // Jul 28, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Adams is a twitborg.
Part human, part twitter.
His design is based off of old cyborgs.
13 Suzanne // Jul 28, 2010 at 5:11 pm
I second (fifth, sixth?) David Adams.
14 Crutnacker // Jul 28, 2010 at 7:49 pm
I vote for David “I’m now passing mile marker 56, 57, now 58″ Adams.
15 wondering // Jul 28, 2010 at 8:37 pm
I can be of no assistance in this one since I don’t Twitter. 140-character blasts of “what are you doing now?” do nothing for me. Who cares if you’re eating at Burger King or picking up your brats from school?
16 SandyW // Jul 28, 2010 at 9:00 pm
I nominate Jonathan Gaby who is running on for Kentucky Young Republican Federation National Committeeman on July 30th.
His tweet –” Anyone know a hack so no author name is published on a #wordpress post?”
about 4 hours ago via TweetDeck
******* Note to Sarah Reidy watch your blackberry around this guy.
17 Belknap Banquo // Jul 29, 2010 at 8:49 am
Does Betty Winston Buh-Bye tweet? If so, it’s probably just like a 12 year old girl…a really, really mean 12 year old girl who is always boring the everlovin’ crap out of everybody by talking about growing up in New Yaaawk. * I submit that Betty Baye is a political figure since she works for a monopoly lobbying group called the Louisville Courier Journal.
18 Curt Morrison // Jul 29, 2010 at 3:28 pm
I second @Crutnacker.
David Adams is pretty obnoxious texting while he’s speeding from tea party to tea party.
Of course I tweet when I’m drunk, so maybe I’m disqualified from even nominating anyone.
19 Steve Magruder // Jul 29, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Is tweeting while drinking while driving illegal now too?
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