How does Jack Conway plan to win the U.S. Senate race if he’s routinely snubbing major media like this? [Page One]

Will Ryan Alessi write one million pages about Michelle Obama wearing an Orioles jersey? Probably, because that team sucks harder than Sarah Palin tries to make up words. Plus Alessi hearts that awful team. [HuffPo]

Jack Conway doesn’t know how to raise money, so AL FRANKEN is doing it for him, on Facebook. [B&P]

The Paultards think there’s some kind of conspiracy! Shocker. They’re all worked up in a froth because the Office of the Attorney General interpreted the state’s laws. [Hahaha]

A whopping 50 people showed up for Rand Paul’s rally in Frankfort. [State-Journal]

Anti-abortion advocates were just so mean to poor Mitch McConnell for killing babies in Bowling Green. [BGRPDN]

Joe Sonka is just so mad that the homophobic Kentucky Farm Bureau wouldn’t credential him for its fake senatorial “debate.” Guess now he’ll just have to report what he already knows will happen: Rand Paul will try to backtrack from hating farm subsidies. [More B&P]

A U.S. House panel approved that tough mine safety bill. Everybody will foam at the mouth. [AP via H-L]

First Lady Jane Beshear will plant vegetables in the Governor’s Garden at Kentucky Horse Park. Tomorrow at 10:45 A.M. [Press Release]