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Oh, Sylvia, The Gift That Keeps On Enraging

July 2nd, 2010 · 6 Comments

Remember Sylvia Lovely? She swindled how much from the Kentucky League of Cities? And she’s still rolling around in that fancy BMW.

I won’t even bother linking to that awesome resignation letter of hers in which she refers to herself as the “Britney Spears of the Bluegrass.” Okay, maybe I will. Here.

ANYWAY, a comment I made this morning got the little gay hamsters in my head trolling around on their wheels. What’s ole Sylvia Lovely up to these days?

She’s on Twitter, but her shiz is private. She’s got her very own YouTube channel. And she’s on Facebook trying to reinvent herself as someone who didn’t nearly screw the entire state up. But what is she really up to?

She’s telling stories:

Sylvia Lovely often introduces herself as a lawyer by training, a CEO by experience and a media mogul … in her dreams. But, as an author of numerous articles published across the country and of two books of stories of communities and their leaders – The Little Blue Book of Big Ideas and the Little Red Book of Everyday Heroes – she loves to tell and hear stories that inform our lives.

Let’s take a look at what I discovered on her website…

This first video talks about “reputational risk” and it should come with high pee alerts:




Isn’t that cute? Acting like she’s an angel.

Who DOES THAT and then rolls around blaming others while whining about their personal reputation? That woman is still trying to profit off of what she did at KLC.

I am sick of these people flushing Kentucky down the toilet and going on to con everyday people out of additional millions.

You wanna know how to avoid “reputational risk”? Don’t swindle millions and prance around the Commonwealth like an innocent princess.

It gets better… Check this fancy biographical video out. It’s all about what an amazing, honest, powerful, innocent person Sylvia is:




She’s just… shit. That woman’s ego is bigger than my fake internet ego. What a heinous mess.

See SIX other hilarious videos after the jump…



















Tags: Corruption · Flashback · Frustration · Hypocrisy · Investigation · Spotted · Wasted Money

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Belknap Banquo // Jul 2, 2010 at 1:03 pm

    Maybe things will work out better for Sylvia’s SLA than the one that kidnapped Patty Hearst.

  • 2 Louisville Monkey // Jul 2, 2010 at 3:02 pm

    I’m confused. Who’s the attractive blonde pictured in the beginning of the “biographical” video? If that’s the same woman in the subsequent videos I need to know who took those publicity shots!

  • 3 Thunderstorm // Jul 2, 2010 at 3:52 pm

    Moneky asked the same exact question I was going to ask.

    If I hired the attractive babe in the still photo and a chubby cheeked granny showed up, I’d ask for a refund.

    But if all I saw or knew about her were these videos ( I watched them all), we should nominated her to run forPresident. She walks on wather more so that President Obama and Mother Teresa combined.

    Her publicist, videographer and producer sure did earn their money though. Those are great videos even if they hide the real truth that she is a crook

  • 4 SandyW // Jul 2, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    Pretty is as pretty does.

  • 5 Lisa Graas // Jul 2, 2010 at 10:39 pm

    Jake, if you made a promo video for yourself, I wonder what it would look like.

  • 6 jake // Jul 3, 2010 at 10:41 am

    Lots of whore diamonds, monkey poop, fire, hatred, sticks & stones, a nice tie, maybe some bluegrass music…

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