Haha, those LEO people are so mean to Rand Paul with their Meet the Press facts and reality! [FatLip]

Hundreds of thousands of Americans have exhausted their unemployment benefits. So keep that in mind when you see improvement in jobless statistics. Because many have simply fallen off the rolls. [HuffPo]

Rand Paul lives in Libertarian La-La Land. There’s no doubt about that. [WaPo]

Have you got a Rand-On? The Paulbots keep getting creepier and creepier. [Barefoot & Progressive]

Oh, wait. Another day, another extremist supporting Rand Paul. This time it’s Randall Terry. [More B&P]

Somebody send me this shirt. Size small. Amen. [WHY LOUISVILLE]

In an email blast earlier this afternoon, Jack Conway’s campaign admitted it has raised less than $20,000 since last week. Can you imagine how much money he could have raised on the Rand Paul shenanigans had he, you know, approached the issue like the folks in the Carolinas did with Mr. You Lie? Embarrassing. [Email Blast & Others Agree]

President Barack Obama met with Mitch McConnell and crew in a closed door session to talk about some stuff. [WaPo & Politico]

Speaking of Mitch McConnell, he’s once again attacking on the health care front. But he’s yet to offer any alternative or any potential solution to America’s problems. [Roll Call]

Hahaha! Michelle Bachman is askeerd to talk about Rand Paul. You know him. He’s the libertarian living in a segregated school bus at the Kentucky Derby, currently hiding behind a pile of inflation-proof gold doubloons so the teevee people won’t find him. [Wonkette]

Larry Clark is trying to kill Kentucky’s bourbon industry. [Bluegrass Politics]

ALERT! It appears that Renee True is changing her name to Renee Harper. We got an email blast forwarded to us earlier today. Let the revisionism begin! [Alerting You]