Rand Paul’s supporters are taking a moment from hiding in meemaw’s basement to sit in absolute denial on the internets. Apparently it’s unconstitutional and illegal – an affront to AMERICA!!1! – to question Saint Dr. Rand. Hilarity ensues as the liberty christ people pour out of chester vans everywhere. [Page One]

Remember that loon Marilyn Parker who was afraid of the Muslims and the foreigns? She’s back. This time she’s leaving comments on websites from her gigantic and expensive East End home. The deficit is clearly Nobama’s fault and has nothing to do with the eight years of the Bush Misadministration. [We Get Comments]

Some Republican state senate candidates argued or whatever at WKU recently. [Bowling Green Daily News]

Lt. Dan, who has Miss Val send out 50 press releases about what he’s doing all weekend every five seconds, is going to get all muddy in the Kentucky Derby infield. [National Journal]

The Budweiser Clydesdales will also be in the infield with Lt. Dan, pooping everywhere and crushing people left and right. [C-J]

Somebody’s got some hot stock tips for Jim Newberry. Kentucky American Water for the win, obviously. [Barefoot & Progressive]

The lamestream media is playing down an assault on freedom while America’s liberty freedom patrio rebel wake-up bloggers are fighting for truth, because just look at those violent extremists! [Wonkette]

This is so shocking no one will believe it, obviously. The FBI is investigating federal mining officials and Massey Energy over possible bribery. How absurd! That could never happen. [HuffPo]

What will happen to Louisville’s famed Iron Quarter downtown? An effort is under way to save things. Should we hold our breath? [Broken Sidewalk]

Going to the Kentucky Derby? Got money riding on the race? Check out this fancy index. [Paulick Report]

Don’t miss Comment on Kentucky tonight at 8:00 P.M. on KET. Scheduled guests: Janet Patton, Greg Stotelmyer and Deborah Yetter. And on Monday, Kentucky Tonight will host Democratic U.S. Senate candidates James Buckmaster, Jack Conway, Daniel Mongiardo, Darlene Price and Maruice Sweeney. The program will air nationally on C-SPAN, as well. [Press Release]