Helllls yes. That show is finally happening in real life, in Kentucky!

From the Advocate-Messenger:

Kelly Bottom, 32, said she was doing laundry about 2 p.m. when she felt some discomfort, thinking she needed to use the bathroom. When the pain intensified, she said she realized she was actually in labor with a child she did not know she was carrying.

Bottom said she delivered a baby boy on the floor of her bathroom, even cutting the umbilical cord herself. What she did next was perhaps only slightly less remarkable.

Instead of calling for an ambulance or driving to the hospital, Bottom said her first thought was that her 7-year-old needed to be picked up at school. Bottom called the child’s father, Ronnie Sims, who was at work in Perryville, but he was operating heavy machinery and could not hear the phone.

“I had tried to call (Ronnie), but I dropped the phone and he wouldn’t have been able to pick up anyway,” Bottom said. “I knew there was nobody else who could go pick (my son) up so I cleaned myself up the best I could and went to the school.”

Oh. My. God. It’s like the time on the aforementioned show when a lady was just cold working her fast food job and randomly popped out a baby. Or when the woman was hiking in a park and bam, a baby.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Thanks to Mica’s Best Friend for the heads-up.