Aww, Keith Hall returned our Golden Poo Award and you know I’m gonna milk this as another opportunity to talk about him.
He sent a letter that reads, uh, well, here, I scanned it for you:
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There you have it, ladies and ladydudes. Keith Hall is more full of poop than you ever could have imagined. HAHAHA.
How hilarious is it that the guy got so upset he spent money mailing it back instead of throwing it away?
The first person who claims Keith Hall’s unwanted Golden Poo award (repaired, of course, with some Gorilla Glue) wins it.
I’d like to personally thank Mr. W. Keith Hall for giving me this opportunity to rehash his recent political past:
- Speaking of Greg Stumbo and Ethics… [February 24, 2009]
- Keith Hall – Big Time Hypocrisy [March 2, 2009]
- Flashback: Keith Hall Shirked Duties in Frankfort [March 19, 2009]
- News-Express Hits Keith Hall Again [March 23, 2009]
- Is Keith Hall In Potentially Unethical Hot Water? [June 25, 2009]
- Keith Hall Responds to News-Express Story [June 25, 2009]
- Oh Snap Monday! Keith Hall Outed by Stumbo [June 29, 2009]
- The Keith Hall Scandal Still Lives On [July 1, 2009]
- Fallout From the Keith Hall Scandal [July 2, 2009]
- Not Letting the Keith Hall Scandal Go [July 6, 2009]
- More Mountain Water Board Embarrassment? [July 10, 2009]
- It’s Time for Keith Hall to Come Clean [August 24, 2009]
- Rep. W. Keith Hall of Pike County Has a Past [August 27, 2009]
- Keith Hall Blames David Williams & More [September 8, 2009]
- News-Express: Stumbo Should Be Investigated [September 14, 2009]
- Crit Luallen to Audit Mountain Water District? [November 5, 2009]
- Epic: News-Express Hits Keith Hall Again [December 7, 2009]
- Keith Hall Corruption Train Rumbles On [December 11, 2009]
Oh, and Keith? You probably caught gay germs when you touched the golden poo.
12 responses so far ↓
1 Laura Ellis // Dec 22, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Daaaaaaaaamn! Rejected poo!
2 The Tyler // Dec 22, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I want!
3 kentondem1 // Dec 22, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Forget the trophy, send me some gay germs.
4 Soap Box // Dec 22, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Pissy??? That’s as closes to pleasant as Keith Hall gets.
5 E // Dec 22, 2009 at 3:25 pm
How does the Poo get broken, in the mail?
It looks like it’d take a hammer to break it
6 Jeff // Dec 22, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Doesn’t seem pissy to me…one of Jake’s “make something out of nothing” headlines to draw more traffic….guess it worked, I bit.
7 Mark // Dec 22, 2009 at 3:59 pm
actually a funny response by Hall. would have been funnier if he admitted to breaking it
8 EdenSprings // Dec 22, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Jake: I’ve heard about breaking bread (and even breaking wind!) but had no idea that Poo was breakable. Maybe you should send him some Dulco-Lax and point out that said award was bestowed by majority vote of your readership?
9 jake // Dec 22, 2009 at 7:19 pm
Haha, yeah, I’m totally making something out of nothing.
Did you bother reading any of the other stories linked herein?
10 lebanonfan // Dec 22, 2009 at 8:34 pm
I am with Mark. I thought Hall’s response hilarious!
11 jake // Dec 22, 2009 at 8:36 pm
P.S. He closed the way he did because that’s how I closed my letter accompanying the poo.
12 lebanonfan // Dec 22, 2009 at 11:27 pm
That was not the funny part.
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