Page One header image 1

Dear Mica Sims, the Insane Teabagger Lady

December 18th, 2009 · 41 Comments

What the hell kind of crack are you smoking, princess? What the hell kind of delusional are you?

I think you’re an insane, lying teabagger. That’s a given. When I have something to say, I attach my name to it and I do so publicly. Even my worst critics will back that up 100%.

So prove to me – bring it, you lying little tramp – where I ever mentioned your daughter, let alone threaten her… or your lying ass. And I’d also love to see where Joe Sonka has ever threatened her or your lying ass.

Here’s an interesting little Facebook whining session of Mica’s from September:


CLICK TO ENLARGE


CLICK TO ENLARGE


CLICK TO ENLARGE


CLICK TO ENLARGE

Insane, isn’t it? This chick is apparently just so jacked that she’s now taken to making shiz up and resorting to flat-out libel when she doesn’t get her way. More insane than the racist former Paul staffer who is attempting to pretend he’s pure as the golden sun.

Tags: Flashback · Humor · Hypocrisy · Spotted

41 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Brian Simpson // Dec 19, 2009 at 12:10 am

    I can speak only from experience and from what i hear from others about you Jake…You have a love for what you do…a passion we can call it. Whether a person falls on the positive side of a story or..the negative side for which i have found myself on, i have never heard anyone accuse you of anything criminal or being any kind of threat to anyone. I personally respect your choices whether they are mine or not..that is what makes this country great. People try to muzzle voices when they dont like what they hear…i say to just speak up louder. I stand by those comments even if you have to slam me in the future on here!

    Brian Simpson
    46th District KY House Candidate

  • 2 Palin 2012 // Dec 19, 2009 at 8:07 am

    I believe this website does an honest job in reporting and is on the up and up. But I just don’t understand why Jake must use bad (childish) language and make fun of Christians (Jeebus). It cheapens the discourse.

  • 3 jake // Dec 19, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Primarily to cheapen discourse.

  • 4 Bill Adkins // Dec 19, 2009 at 6:13 pm

    Mica is in to hyper-bull at best and as to discourse you’ll find none on her blog that meets the criteria for ‘intelligent.’ She finds it easy to K.I.S.S. That said, she can be calmed if you flash a handful of singles at her as she dances by.

  • 5 tbrauch // Dec 19, 2009 at 11:52 pm

    @Palin2012: If yuo don’t think God and Jesus have a sense of humor, then your God is NOT the God in the Bible:

    Psalms 59:8 “But you, O LORD, laugh at them; ”

    Ecclesiates 3:4 ” a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance, ”

    And brush up on Luke 5:27-39. Jesus taught using irony all the time. I suppose this makes Jake very Christ-like with his blogging.

  • 6 LumberJock // Dec 20, 2009 at 11:11 am

    I would suggest that Joe & Jake are being log-rolled. Time to quit defending and to go on the attack.

    Mica, her string of strippers, and her daddy warbucks of a parent are failing at running a bar that has no spirit beverages. The only spirits in their bar are their imagining that they are smart enough to suvive without a handout from some government or another.

  • 7 Hobart // Jan 14, 2010 at 10:34 am

    Resorting to such name calling REALLY makes your case. Talk about insane Tea baggers???
    Maybe you don’t like Mica for whatever reason,
    but this drivel just to be pissing people off who dis agree with you is the very HEIGHT of ignorance my man! Hate the Tea Baggers all you want but if you were spending money like the current administration was, you’d be in jail.
    PS I despised the last guy too…

  • 8 jake // Jan 14, 2010 at 10:39 am

    I love it when teabaggers comment without reading.

    Mica’s the individual who made up claims of us speaking poorly of her daughter – and then just cold making threats.

    But I guess reading comprehension is too above par for teabaggers of Mica’s ilk…

  • 9 Hobart // Jan 14, 2010 at 10:51 am

    Jake– If thats your real name — you drag the political discourse into the mud. I am not a Tea Bagger, I despise George Bush, Cheney, et al. I just want the government to stop printing all this money so that inflation doesnt pack us away. (ask a kid just how that works since your hatred of George Bush seems to blind you to basic economics)Your brand of ignorance is exactly what is wrong with politics today. If Mica made accusations or not I don’t care, and just who gives a damn: acting like this, she might be justified in doing so. I’ll make one about you now, sir- YOU are the uninformed sactimonious jack ass in this blog post. You are a pig and no one should wrestle with you because obviously you enjoy getting dirty.

  • 10 jake // Jan 14, 2010 at 10:56 am

    HAHAHAHA! Wow. Oh god. Can’t breathe.

    Out of 7,000 or so posts in three years on the two sites I write on, George Bush has been mentioned fewer than 50 times. I’d call that some serious hatred.

    I greatly appreciate it when mouth-breathers go insane because someone points out what a lying hypocrite Mica Sims happens to be. Especially when screenshots are included with her own words.

    Thanks for the concern trolling.

  • 11 jake // Jan 14, 2010 at 10:59 am

    P.S. Thanks to the googlebox magic, it appears that you’ve spent more than an hour searching for “Mica Sims” and commenting on everything ever mentioning her. Nice.

  • 12 Wayne // Jan 14, 2010 at 10:59 am

    Both you guys are asses. Pipe down.
    and Jake- if you were 1/2 as smart as you think you are, you’d be getting paid for this. Bugger off man

  • 13 jake // Jan 14, 2010 at 11:08 am

    Here’s a tip: you probably shouldn’t use the same IP address when leaving comments on the same post, Mica.

  • 14 Wayne // Jan 14, 2010 at 11:17 am

    Heres you a tip pretty boy: GO FUCK YOURSELF.
    Sex with prostitutes and farm animals doesn’t seem to be working for ya. Since this is your blog, you’ll doubtless have the last word. Keep wasting your time

  • 15 jake // Jan 14, 2010 at 11:37 am

    Unfortunately for you… every time you load this site and every time you comment, I make money :)

    Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the champagne room this morning?

  • 16 Goat // Jan 14, 2010 at 2:01 pm

    Mica got caught! Just like BimBeau catches those poor goats.

  • 17 wanda // Jan 14, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    Jake, you’re such an ass, man. Even if the incident with that mica person went EXACTLY as you claim, if you interact with people in person the way you do here, nobody would ever take your side. Oh, and don’t expect to make any more money from ME on your site. Keep living your fantasy little boy.

  • 18 jake // Jan 14, 2010 at 2:19 pm

    As I “claim”…

    well…

    how about you actually read before commenting?

  • 19 Elise // Jan 14, 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Do you people have no reading comprehension skills? Mica accused Jake & Joe of PHYSICALLY THREATENING her child in a semi-public forum & then posted their email addresses. Jake has every RIGHT to be PISSED & demand to see these alleged threats. Jesus Christ. Does Jake need to draw a picture to describe what the situation is? I know that usually works with you people on Mica’s blog (as it is 90% political cartoons & 10% email forwards.)

  • 20 ralph // Jan 14, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    …and all that is on here where? You pointed out a bunch of insider stuff thats not on this part of the blog. Is mica a twit? Probably. If thats what happened, maybe Jake has cause, maybe he should confront her personally. Maybe he should call the law if it was that malicious. Maybe Jake should simply learn some manners if he wants to be taken seriously.

  • 21 Elise // Jan 14, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    Ralph, read the screenshots that Jake posted. Everything I wrote about is contained in those screenshots from Mica’s Facebook.

  • 22 jake // Jan 14, 2010 at 2:47 pm

    I hope to high hell you’re not a student or educator at the University of Kentucky and are just mooching free wi-fi… because your ability to read and comprehend is terribly lacking.

    See those screenshots above? Click them, bright-y.

    And manners? HAHAHAHA. Classic concern trolling.

  • 23 Goat // Jan 14, 2010 at 2:55 pm

    Goats can’t read, or defend themselves from BimBeau.

  • 24 Thelma j // Jan 15, 2010 at 9:14 am

    Jakey, Why don’tcha just go up to mica the princess and tell her all this to her face? Or are ya afriad that little scrawny wench will kick your ass??? All 115 pounds of her

  • 25 teddy C // Jan 15, 2010 at 9:27 am

    Heeeeyyyy!!! Finally a blogpage with the emotional maturity of Glen Beck, the intellectual acumen of Sen. Barbara Boxer, the creative integrity of Milli Vanilli, coupled with the bombastic self righteousness of Rush Limbaugh. You’re going to go far Jake… just not far enough away.

  • 26 jake // Jan 15, 2010 at 9:28 am

    Tell her what she did to her face? Okay, drive her teabagger ass to the big city, holmes, and it’s a deal.

  • 27 fred // Jan 15, 2010 at 9:46 am

    Ok, what have we learned from these fun little diatribes here?
    1) Mica is a princess. Shes well put together and looks Bitchin in black jeans and heels.
    2) Jake has a well put together web blog site thats about bitchin, bitchin and bitchin some more.
    3) Mica and her husband run a business
    4) Jake runs his mouth
    5) Jakes blogpage is read by about a dozen or so people, probably friends and family and a few hangers on who feel sorry for him. But mostly by Jake
    6) To find Jakes page, google Mica Sims, as Jake has done little of note on his own.
    7) Jake makes money with every hit or post to his page, and probably has made 60 or 70 cents by now.
    8) Jake has a friend with the moniker ‘goat’ who may or may not be Jakes alter-ego. Goat may or may not be Jakes only friend, OR if Goat really is a goat, may or maynot be Jakes lover or the intellectual lynchpin of his blogspace. or both.
    9) Judging by how often Jake posts he doubtless
    juggles his time between playing with himself, gameboy, and his blog.
    10) Jake is childish and thinks that anybody who doesn’t agree with him deserves name calling and derision.
    11) Oh, and Mica is some really bad ass who scares Jake really awful.

  • 28 jake // Jan 15, 2010 at 10:03 am

    1. Anybody wearing Ed Hardy is not “well put together.”
    2. Yup.
    3. Actually, that business failed. Hard.
    4. So it’s cool for Mica, the pariah of liberty, to just cold make shit up and no one should point out when she’s flat-out lying? Got it.
    5. Yeah. Just a few.
    6. Mica is the only person I have ever written about, obviously. (All of three times, primarily when linking to Barefoot & Progressive)
    7. That’s a lot more money that Bar None made.
    8. I use my name when commenting, unlike Mica.
    9. Yup. Masturbating all the time. Mica helps now that she doesn’t have a business to sink.
    10. Pointing out that Mica made shit up = name calling and derision. Got it.
    11. Yeah, I’m terrified of strippers-turned-teabagging Jesusbots. Absolutely terrified.

  • 29 Elise // Jan 15, 2010 at 1:34 pm

    WOW! I love how you people have to distract from Mica’s insane rantings of how Jake & Joe threatened her child by attacking Jake.

    So, Mica, where are the threatening emails that Joe & Jake sent you? I am just DYING to see them.

  • 30 Elise // Jan 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm

    And Teddy, if you want a webpage that contains all that fabulousness, I really suggest Mica’s. Low on content, high on pictures & email forwards, as I doubt she has the 2 brain cells necessary to make an original thought.

  • 31 fred // Jan 15, 2010 at 5:24 pm

    Whats insane, Jake, Elise, et al, is when posts you don’t agree with are made and then you take them down (et tu, Elise?)
    Mica Sims may be what ever she may be, but you are a fraud Jake. A prankster, a joker, a malicious fraud. None of your rants have done anything to try and disprove mica sims alegations, but your behaviour here has led anyone outside your tiny circle of supporters to believe anything other than “if you didn’t do it, you very well might have.”
    But then that probably wasn’t your goal in the first place. With all these posts, going at 2 or 3 cents each, why pretty soon you’ll be the richest guy in your Jr High Homeroom class.

  • 32 jake // Jan 15, 2010 at 5:42 pm

    Seriously, what the fuck is with you Micatards?

    I’m a fraud? Thanks for the compliment.

  • 33 cdxx // Jan 19, 2010 at 9:23 am

    Seems pretty uptight for a stripper.

  • 34 teddy c // Jan 20, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Now, lets be careful dissing strippers gang.
    If not for them, old Jake would never get to see
    naked girls.

  • 35 jake // Jan 20, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    I believe you mean naked men?

  • 36 teddy c // Jan 20, 2010 at 1:07 pm

    Oh, micas a man, then?

  • 37 sally-sue // Jan 21, 2010 at 11:02 am

    Hahahahaha. that whats this whole line is all about? Jake either hates this Micah chick cuz she’s a woman and he’s not. Or Jakes mad cuz she had the bad taste to resist his advances?
    c’mon

  • 38 jake // Jan 21, 2010 at 11:04 am

    That’s right. I so love the puss. And Mica wouldn’t give it up.

    And all gay men want to be women.

  • 39 sally-sue // Jan 21, 2010 at 11:27 am

    Somebody somewhere– probably all of you –need to get a life.

  • 40 jake // Jan 21, 2010 at 11:29 am

    Including yourself… since you run from home, Kinko’s and UK’s freebie wifi networks to leave comments here.

  • 41 sally-sue // Jan 21, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Jake Jake Jake you are pathetic my boy.
    If you and this micah bimbo are what passes for
    political discourse in KY no wonder we’re in such a mess.

Leave a Comment